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Phillip M Jackson  

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Time Thief.

Journal Entry: Mon Apr 21, 2008, 1:54 AM
I’ve only ever completed one GTA game, and that was the original, arcady, top-down joy-ride. I played and loved Vice City, but my save got corrupted and I’ve not returned to it. I enjoyed San Andreas (once it got going), but never finished it because the gang-warfare crap near (what I’m told is) the end became tedious enough to stop playing.
Despite not playing to completion, those games did eat a huge amount of my time. Now GTA 4 is a week away from release; my personal projects are a week away from grinding to a halt! As soon as that game falls into my hands, I’m gonna lose all my free time to it. I don’t WANT it to, but it will, because this time it looks like they’ve nailed the formula, which could make it the most effective Time Thief in the history of interactive entertainment.
Damn Russians……

  • Mood: Excited
  • Listening to: Loud, booming, orchestral scores
  • Reading: Comics
  • Watching: Action films.
  • Playing: Bioshock (Yes: there will be a HTP comic)
  • Eating: Gingerbread Men
  • Drinking: Chilled Water......refreshing!

Devious Information

  • Current Age: I look older than I actually am.....I should sleep more.....
  • Current Residence: The darkest corner of England
  • Interests: The quiet conquest of the Earth
  • Favourite movie: Variety is the spice of life. I'm not going to narrow it down to ONE.
  • Favourite band or musician: Klaus Badelt (Composer of scores such as 'Pirates of the Caribbean' and 'The Time Mac
  • Favourite genre of music: Contemporary Classics (A contradiction, but accurate appraisal)
  • Favourite artist: See the answer to 'Faveourite movie'.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Edward Gorey
  • Favourite game: Dead Rising, Portal, Team Fortress 2
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC/360
  • Personal Quote: Viva Pipingrad
  • Tools of the Trade: 0.5mm mechanical pencil, wacom graphics tablet, a sh*tload of paper and one frying pan.

Devious Comments

~Elfinwood:iconElfinwood: 4 hours 18 minutes ago
Sweet.

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~lode21:iconlode21: 4 hours 37 minutes ago
nah, it was a Sport Relief Special called, and i'm not making this up: Top Ground Gear Force.

You can find it on the internet. Frickin' hilarious.
~4twenty69:icon4twenty69: 6 hours 20 minutes ago
Thank you again for faving 'Noticed 2' ...looking at your gallery makes me want to do more drawings [link]

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*jollyjack:iconjollyjack: 7 hours 5 minutes ago
They are the source of mystic, uber-kitty powers.

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Viva Pipingrad
~Elfinwood:iconElfinwood: 13 hours 44 minutes ago
But what do the panties who turn people on have to do with it? o_O

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~*~ In sleep He sang to me...in dreams He came...~*~
~Elfinwood:iconElfinwood: 13 hours 44 minutes ago
Cool!

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~*~ In sleep He sang to me...in dreams He came...~*~
~comishav:iconcomishav: 15 hours 48 minutes ago
hmmm Im in SoCal so i guess thats from an episode not aired on this side of the pond.

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As god as my witness I swear, I thought turkeys could fly!-Wkrp in cincinnati
~lode21:iconlode21: 19 hours 4 minutes ago
well, there's something else he's also working on.

It involves Jeremy Clarkson, a shotgun, and a tree. As well as Captain Slow trying to build a shed.
~Neon-Heart:iconNeon-Heart: 1 day 1 hour ago
Pay no mind to what anyone says- I love your work :heart:

Your 'How To Play' strips are extremely funny. If anyone says otherwise then...they are envious of your skillz : O

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*jollyjack:iconjollyjack: 1 day 6 hours ago
It's going to turn into a sort of super-hero series.

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Viva Pipingrad
~comishav:iconcomishav: 1 day 9 hours ago
hey JJ what about a pic of Hammond and Oilver from top gear?

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As god as my witness I swear, I thought turkeys could fly!-Wkrp in cincinnati
~gungriffon-geona:icongungriffon-geona: 1 day 11 hours ago
yeah, take a look at the last comic he made dealing with such things. he has such an annoying air of "I'm high and mighty". there's also the fact THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE WATCH HIM IS HIS BOOBYLICIOUS LADIES AND PERFECT GUYS DYURR.
He knows 4 body shapes in total:
thin guy but obviously not scrawny because nobody likes scrawny FER REALS
musclebound superdude you could iron your clothes on and he wouldn't flinch HARDCORE SHIT HERE YEAH
Women with boobs that defy human proportions and extremely perfect hourglass figure. this is all females aside from the last one
Apparently he added into his arsenal an ugly giant butch female thing that's grotesque beyond all belief. but for some reason it also has giant boobs even though that makes no sense at all.

Also let's look at the fact that all his work is directly aimed at horny males. probably because he is one and gets off on his own stuff too, but whatever. pageviews out the ass so long as it has sex appeal or fanboy appeal. while I don't mind it when there's like, maybe a few things every now and then, it's the fact EVERYTHING HE MAKES IS THIS SHIT. that's what the problem is. And he has the Gall to say "noted and ignored" as well as publically make a mockery of someone who would dare question him? TWICE? something's up about that. like, I dunno, maybe he really is pissed off about it and just trying to hide it with petty handlings of information?

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Craptastic
Asslicious
It is for to waste the time.
~Elfinwood:iconElfinwood: 1 day 13 hours ago
I just wanted to ask about Panther Panties. What is it about? I'm just extremely curious! Please tell me! Love the art work! :D

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~*~ In sleep He sang to me...in dreams He came...~*~
~kernell32:iconkernell32: 1 day 18 hours ago
man! you´re really awesome! i would :+fav: your entire gallery if i could!!!

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~colourblind-firefly:iconcolourblind-firefly: 1 day 20 hours ago
Hahahaha, you my friend, are pathetic ...
~GothicGirl22:iconGothicGirl22: 1 day 20 hours ago
OMG Your work is so amazing, I'm speechless, there's no way I can comment on any of them.I've Favourited a ton of 'em and I look forward to seeing more work from you.


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~gungriffon-geona:icongungriffon-geona: 2 days 38 minutes ago
You know what, thank you for saying that. no really, it seems like that's all he really does anymore.

And I like how he had the gall to publicly castrate someone telling him off for his downfallings. just goes to show how well he can handle criticism.

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Craptastic
Asslicious
It is for to waste the time.
~buckeyestar:iconbuckeyestar: 2 days 50 minutes ago
It's not cute that you continue to believe that your baseless assumptions are cold hard facts.

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I know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
~buckeyestar:iconbuckeyestar: 2 days 51 minutes ago
You're not particularly bright if you don't understand the concept of "noted and ignored" and want to continue to put words into other peoples mouths.

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I know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
~gungriffon-geona:icongungriffon-geona: 2 days 1 hour ago
you're not particularly bright if you can't really tell what he's been doing since he started these comics about "oh gawd ppl stop calling me a furry"

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Craptastic
Asslicious
It is for to waste the time.
~answ3r:iconansw3r: 2 days 7 hours ago
Your how to plays = LOL! They are so true.

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~colourblind-firefly:iconcolourblind-firefly: 2 days 8 hours ago
It's cute you think that ...
~GreenSkyZero:iconGreenSkyZero: 2 days 9 hours ago
hey man, Sequential Art is one of the funniest strips on the introweb. good to find you on DA
-Joel-

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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
George Carlin
~AlasterHawk:iconAlasterHawk: 2 days 11 hours ago
i don't know whats with all the negitivity, but i love the art work. Its amusing, and i find it rather creative. Keep up the awsome work ^_^

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