Brighton city council has received a report from a concerned citizen regarding an interdimensional portal that has recently appeared in the city…..apparently.
'I was recently walking my affenpinscher (a sort of rat on a string that some people claim to be a "dog") around the Hanover area of Brighton when I noticed that a wormhole or vortex has opened up on Montreal Road.
'On closer inspection it seems to be some kind of portal to other times, places and dimensions.
'I would have investigated further but I was concerned my little dog would be sucked into it.
'Is this meant to be there? At first I believed it might be part of the Brighton Festival but I believe it could be a hazard to the general public. I look forward to your response.'
A follow-up report from the individual informed the council that the vortex had worsened, and that large snakes were emerging from it.
The message was submitted via the council's "Fix my street" website, which is generally used for locals to inform the powers that be of damage to road and pavement surfaces.