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Phillip M Jackson
United Kingdom
Current Residence: The darkest corner of England
Favourite genre of music: Contemporary Classics (A contradiction, but accurate appraisal)
Favourite style of art: Comic book/Anime/Manga
Personal Quote: "Fortune favours the prepared"
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I thought this Jaguar advert was only going to air in the US, but i recently saw it pop up over here, too.
I guess if you're going to hire the likes of Sir Ben F**king Kingsley (full name) and company to peddle your products; you want to go multi-region to get your money's worth.

Theatrics aside, it made me ponder on why Britain has this villainous reputation, and I started to compile a list:

The British Empire was the biggest drug-dealing organisation in history and made a fortune selling opium to China. In the mid 19th century, when the Chinese Emperor tried to stop them, they sent in The Nemesis – basically the Death Star of the era – which proceeded to decimate the entire Chinese fleet. Then they stole Hong Kong.

In an emergency, such as a disaster or terror attack, an intelligence committee is convened. Its codename is “COBRA”.

The British military’s communication network is called “Skynet”.

The UK got screwed over with the Manhattan Project ( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quebec_A… ) so they made something worse: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vx_gas

They accidentally build giant, solar weapons - www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-23…

Pretty much every territorial dispute across the Middle East and Indian subcontinent is down to the Brits drawing lines on a map at some point over the past 200 years.

................how the hell are we still here? The island is quite clearly populated by Super Villains. Why has no one glassed this rock?!

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codyrush 3 hours ago  Student Filmographer
Why, of all animals, did you pick a skunk to erotically anthromorphize. I mean Minerza the Mink I get; she's a mink, but...why a skunk?
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I honestly cannot remember :D
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codyrush 2 hours ago  Student Filmographer
 Did you just want to gender bend Peppy LePew? I mean, she is pretty grope-simple like Peppy; or is this some latent childhood crush on the skunk chick from 'Tiny Toons' manifesting itself? I mean it happens, as a kid I crushed on Gadget; I thought she was cute as a kid. I'm not too big to admit it. It happens. 



Tell me you don't remember how sexy the bar scene was in 'Great Mouse Detective'? I'm actually surprised you've never drawn that saloon mouse in all the years you've been on the site.

 
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Massly jealous after reading the easter SA strip that you have Kinder Eggs. They aren't allowed here in the US anymore and I miss them so much
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ALhedgehog 21 hours ago   General Artist
Hey, I just figured I'd link this Chloe fan drawing I made since you own her and all. :P alhedgehog.deviantart.com/art/…   Love your stuff. Keep kicking the ass.
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jojo-again 3 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
out of curiosity
do you every attend any conventions in the U.S. ?
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Kustonius 3 days ago  Student Digital Artist
I must say i really love your art style, and the creative ways you cover up your characters in the +18 pictures have litteraly sendt me down the chair onto the floor laughing.
instant watch from me, and i hope to see much more from your amazing in the future.
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XenAshwood 4 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
MC Frontalot- Charisma Potion: youtu.be/4RL9afO27Kg
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blazingkitten87 4 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
YOU'VE BEEN HUGGED!! *Hug*Neko Emoji-16 (Blush) [V1] 
Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 10 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!
Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!
1-3 you're bad friend
4-6 you're an ok friend
7-9 you're a good friend
10-& Up you're loved
XD be hAPPPPPPY!!!
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Sure is hard finding an open restaurant today. Had to settle for a toll road travel plaza.
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JWolve71 4 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Happy holidays, Philip.
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ZiemosPendric 6 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I recently saw the movie Transcendence and found it to be very thought provoking. I was wondering what your opinion of it is?
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SherbertTCat 5 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hello, new webcam pic!
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