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About Deviant Premium Member Phillip M JacksonUnited Kingdom Group :iconb3tards: b3tards
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Phillip M Jackson
United Kingdom
Current Residence: The darkest corner of England
Favourite genre of music: Contemporary Classics (A contradiction, but accurate appraisal)
Favourite style of art: Comic book/Anime/Manga
Personal Quote: "Fortune favours the prepared"
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*brain fart*

1: The managerial lead behind any software patch or update must have their home address made public at the time of its release.

2: A metal plate must be placed beneath the doorway of all shops and stores, which will become electrified if anyone should stop within them.

3: You must pass a spatial awareness test before being permitted to use a shopping trolley.

4: Use of marijuana must become compulsory in Russia.

5: Nurses must receive the same wage as the players of any professional sport.

6: Politicians must have experience working in the field that they want to govern.

7: The entire staff and their families of any company that employs cold calling are to be executed.

8: Firearms must be made to look like giant, purple dildos.

9: News outlets may only ever publish or broadcast facts, not opinions.

10: Someone must explain why religious texts should be taken more seriously than fairy tales.

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:iconxiao-mao2:
xiao-mao2 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2014  New member Student Artist
Thanks!
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:iconpsychopathgod1984:
PsychopathGod1984 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2014
Is that what you really look like?
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:iconjaded-shadow:
Jaded-Shadow Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2014
Yeah that's him, here's a couple body shots he did.

jollyjack.deviantart.com/art/T…
jollyjack.deviantart.com/art/I…
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:iconolenevfm:
OlenevFM Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2014  Professional Filmographer
cfk dat size
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:iconblazedriver:
BlazeDriver Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
They're banning people in forums and chats for mentioning ebola now lol
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:iconnichrysalis:
Nichrysalis Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Best devID I've seen in a long time. :D Personality, honesty, and good humor. :thumbsup:
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:iconizzybellz:
IzzyBellz Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Someone is stealing/tracing your art and might even be making money from it: vanillup.tumblr.com/post/10050…
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:iconii-eddduardddo-ii:
II-Eddduardddo-II Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2014  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
 let's kill this guy! 
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:iconizzybellz:
IzzyBellz Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i linked the post that talks about the person stealing, GearBoy

He has a deviantart account here and memecenter account
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II-Eddduardddo-II Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2014  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
JollyJack is Awesome... We need to Ban This GearBoy or something...

I GONNA KILL THAT B*TCH !!!






Nope... Just Kidding....
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:icon12luigi:
12luigi Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hello sir 

may i draw chloe with my character  ^^ ? 
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:iconsuperbluepanda:
SuperBluePanda Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Fuck yeah spaceballs reference

oh yeah also you art is super funny
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:iconfaniislahul:
faniislahul Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
you're funny
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:iconseaoffallingstars:
SeaofFallingStars Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014
I have to say, your speech on Sexism v. Immaturity is awesome.

....though it makes me want to see how you'd draw the characters from Kill la Kill.
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