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Phillip M Jackson
United Kingdom
Current Residence: The darkest corner of England
Favourite genre of music: Contemporary Classics (A contradiction, but accurate appraisal)
Favourite style of art: Comic book/Anime/Manga
Personal Quote: "Fortune favours the prepared"
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I thought this Jaguar advert was only going to air in the US, but i recently saw it pop up over here, too.
I guess if you're going to hire the likes of Sir Ben F**king Kingsley (full name) and company to peddle your products; you want to go multi-region to get your money's worth.

Theatrics aside, it made me ponder on why Britain has this villainous reputation, and I started to compile a list:

The British Empire was the biggest drug-dealing organisation in history and made a fortune selling opium to China. In the mid 19th century, when the Chinese Emperor tried to stop them, they sent in The Nemesis – basically the Death Star of the era – which proceeded to decimate the entire Chinese fleet. Then they stole Hong Kong.

In an emergency, such as a disaster or terror attack, an intelligence committee is convened. Its codename is “COBRA”.

The British military’s communication network is called “Skynet”.

The UK got screwed over with the Manhattan Project ( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quebec_A… ) so they made something worse: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vx_gas

They accidentally build giant, solar weapons - www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-23…

Pretty much every territorial dispute across the Middle East and Indian subcontinent is down to the Brits drawing lines on a map at some point over the past 200 years.

................how the hell are we still here? The island is quite clearly populated by Super Villains. Why has no one glassed this rock?!

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But the rest of the world doesn't choke on it enough to ban it. That's what gets me.
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SherbertTCat 6 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
We have tigher restrictions because too many parents can't be bothered to parent.
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kaiomutaru25 Apr 16, 2014  Student Digital Artist
I wonder what prize scarlet got....
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:iconjclv:
The cadbury eggs ARE getting smaller!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FiA57…
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:iconvm893:
VM893 Apr 16, 2014  New member Student Traditional Artist
I didn't think it was possible, but I just might have made a drawing of Kat that will actually creep the living f**k out of people: vm893.deviantart.com/art/Chesh…
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VM893 Apr 17, 2014  New member Student Traditional Artist
Kat: Can you stand on your head?(does so while saying it)
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:iconchainsawgenie:
Kat: Oh, Hill-a-ryyyyy...

*Pip gets out a bowl of popcorn*
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:iconsrxv96:
* Raises "Mission Accomplished" banner up in the air *
Thank you, kind sir, for fueling my future nightmares... /kinda
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:iconjoem256:
And have Sequential Art disappear? Never!
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LightningBolt13 Apr 15, 2014  Student Filmographer
you deserve a deviousness award.
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spgx13 Apr 14, 2014  New member
Hi jollyjack!hi hi  I love your art!
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:iconshogun-ex:
So I don't know if you deleted my post of if Deviant Art just failed to post it, but have you seen WALL-E, and if so what did you think of it.  If you've already posted a journal about it then could you tell me so I can read it?
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:iconjemimakitty:
I was wondering if you were aware of this? 

www.deviantart.com/art/MAX-CAT…
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:iconjollyjack:
Yeah. It was a commission. It's theirs to post.
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:iconjemimakitty:
Alright I wasn't sure, I wanted to make sure it was ok, I respect your work so much 
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