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Phillip M Jackson
United Kingdom
Current Residence: The darkest corner of England
Favourite genre of music: Contemporary Classics (A contradiction, but accurate appraisal)
Favourite style of art: Comic book/Anime/Manga
Personal Quote: "Fortune favours the prepared"
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*brain fart*

1: The managerial lead behind any software patch or update must have their home address made public at the time of its release.

2: A metal plate must be placed beneath the doorway of all shops and stores, which will become electrified if anyone should stop within them.

3: You must pass a spatial awareness test before being permitted to use a shopping trolley.

4: Use of marijuana must become compulsory in Russia.

5: Nurses must receive the same wage as the players of any professional sport.

6: Politicians must have experience working in the field that they want to govern.

7: The entire staff and their families of any company that employs cold calling are to be executed.

8: Firearms must be made to look like giant, purple dildos.

9: News outlets may only ever publish or broadcast facts, not opinions.

10: Someone must explain why religious texts should be taken more seriously than fairy tales.

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:iconii-eddduardddo-ii:
II-Eddduardddo-II Featured By Owner 5 days ago  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
 let's kill this guy! 
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:iconizzybellz:
IzzyBellz Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i linked the post that talks about the person stealing, GearBoy

He has a deviantart account here and memecenter account
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II-Eddduardddo-II Featured By Owner 5 days ago  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
JollyJack is Awesome... We need to Ban This GearBoy or something...

I GONNA KILL THAT B*TCH !!!






Nope... Just Kidding....
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:icon12luigi:
12luigi Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hello sir 

may i draw chloe with my character  ^^ ? 
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:iconsuperbluepanda:
SuperBluePanda Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Fuck yeah spaceballs reference

oh yeah also you art is super funny
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:iconfaniislahul:
faniislahul Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
you're funny
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:iconseaoffallingstars:
SeaofFallingStars Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014
I have to say, your speech on Sexism v. Immaturity is awesome.

....though it makes me want to see how you'd draw the characters from Kill la Kill.
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:icondallasblack:
DallasBlack Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2014
Cool, I found your DA account (wholly by accident, I thought my favorite furry artists were only on the websites that specialize in porn-I try to keep my distant from that stuff these days so I never joined them). I've been a fan of your stuff when I first discovered the furry fandom. Now I can be a watcher.

BTW, I really love your character Scarlet, she is probably one of my favorite furry characters. She is so damn adorable yet at the same time very sexy. Not much in the brains department but as they say, "when your pretty you don't need smarts".
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The-Skyward-Wolfman Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2014  New member Student Artist
Hello? 
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u7y6t5r4e3w2q1 Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2014  New member Professional General Artist
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jollyjack Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2014
That's a new one.
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:iconenoch-5:
ENOCH-5 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
people give you strange comments...Derp Face 
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Marshall123x Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2014
Lol, i'm sorry, i just love your reactions sometimes Jack. They really make my day. 
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