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About Deviant Premium Member Phillip M JacksonUnited Kingdom Group :iconb3tards: b3tards
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Phillip M Jackson
United Kingdom
Current Residence: The darkest corner of England
Favourite genre of music: Contemporary Classics (A contradiction, but accurate appraisal)
Favourite style of art: Comic book/Anime/Manga
Personal Quote: "Fortune favours the prepared"
*brain fart*

1: The managerial lead behind any software patch or update must have their home address made public at the time of its release.

2: A metal plate must be placed beneath the doorway of all shops and stores, which will become electrified if anyone should stop within them.

3: You must pass a spatial awareness test before being permitted to use a shopping trolley.

4: Use of marijuana must become compulsory in Russia.

5: Nurses must receive the same wage as the players of any professional sport.

6: Politicians must have experience working in the field that they want to govern.

7: The entire staff and their families of any company that employs cold calling are to be executed.

8: Firearms must be made to look like giant, purple dildos.

9: News outlets may only ever publish or broadcast facts, not opinions.

10: Someone must explain why religious texts should be taken more seriously than fairy tales.

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cyber620 Featured By Owner Edited Oct 16, 2014
Saw this on reddit. Thought of Art and the gang.
williamtheblue Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2014
Mr. Jackson I have to ask. If you are a Games Workshop fan which do you prefer, 40k or Fantasy?
The-Skyward-Wolfman Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2014  New member Student Artist
Helo :D I'm a friend of :iconsilentsoulari:
ThatKinder Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2014
I generally agree on your take Jack. The wrongful image digital media gives women is more of a side-effect than a cause. 
That said, I think such media has blown things out of proportion. I mean it's like drawing a male whose junk reaches his pecks- It's anatomically absurd! 
I can't believe I'm putting this online, but when it comes to a girl's memory glands, I like them small. However my reason is inverse to most guys' mentalities: Such girls are athletic and fun, and as a result I can take them more fun places and do more fun things with them, like sports, travel, and hiking. The Physical attribute is more of a side effect of a feature I look for personality-wise in a girl.
cthulhlu Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2014
my problem with the dragons crown sorceress is that she just looks kinda.. gross, like shes made from 8 different people stitched together, nothing looks like its in proportion and in motion it looks like shes about to fall apart.

As you said you draw absurd proportions, but they always look like they belong on that body, the sorceress is just.. eeuugh.
Superi90 Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
just asking here that have you ever though to make how to draw female bodies step by step?

i'm sure that your fans would be really happy about that ^^ just asking
williamtheblue Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2014
Well deviantart changed again. What do you think about the upgrade/downgrade this time jack. 
furtastice Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Your art is fantastic and every single one of your journal entries provoke thought. This is why you are currently one of my favorite artists on this site.
Curadh Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2014
Three words that will change your life forever:  High Charisma Ettin.
Raleigh33 Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2014  New member
Discovered your Sequential Art comic yesterday, binge read to strip 307 before I noticed just how freaking long I had been sitting there. I love it!
Lizstat Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2014  New member
I was just wondering how old r u
Heroine22 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2014  Student General Artist
Just popped by to say, I recently bought a short piece of yours off of the apsara website. After downloading and reading I felt I had to tell you how AWESOME it was. The piece' invigorated' is a simple idea well thought out and very well executed. And as always your artwork is impeccable.

The only thing I would say is that you may be underpricing such fantastic stuff. :D

lewonton Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2014
That's what's wrong with people today, can't take a joke!!!!
TheSUNGlassKid Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Trust me, you're not the only one who's caught on to Bay's crapfest.
The-Hero-Complex Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
I gave you llama #3000. pretty proud of this. *shuffles off*
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