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About Deviant Premium Member Phillip M JacksonUnited Kingdom Group :iconb3tards: b3tards
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Phillip M Jackson
United Kingdom
Current Residence: The darkest corner of England
Favourite genre of music: Contemporary Classics (A contradiction, but accurate appraisal)
Favourite style of art: Comic book/Anime/Manga
Personal Quote: "Fortune favours the prepared"

For f**k’s sake. Terrorists are not under your bed. They are not hiding around every corner. They are not in the seat next to you. The few that are out there only win if you start to think they might be.
In 2005, a gaggle of weak-minded twits blew themselves up on the London Underground. I and 1.2 BILLION other passengers per year still use it. Could another attack happen? Of course. But so could fire, flood, collapse or accident. You could get hit by a bus as you exit the station! There are a thousand-and-one terrible things that could happen to you today and, I assure you, unless you live in some third world sh*thole, the odds of a random yahoo causing you physical harm for political or religious reason is one of the least likely to occur.

By watching The Interview in theatres, you would have been more likely to choke on a popcorn kernel than get caught up in any kind of threatened reprisal.

F**k you Sony. I’m buying an Xbox…….


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ryutuisen Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2014
now i know :3
Anxietydecending Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The UK does indeed have Kinder Surprise.
The surprise being the high cost.
HimitsuUK Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014   Photographer
At what age should one not desire 'the Kinder Surprise'? :D
Anxietydecending Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
These days I just buy the chocolate.
kolishnikov Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014
im being honest here i don't watch you for the nude women (though i like those), the story lines (these too), the interesting settings and characters (ditto), or your unique brand of art( ...Ditto Ditto or something) 

i honestly watch you and read your comics entirely for context on the little hamster jokes at the end.

I love that little bastardCURSE YOU! 
hirosan12 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014
I always thought the evil organisation in Bond was SMERSH, not Spectre.

Admittedly, Spectre does sound more badass...
ALDAL Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
hey aren´t you worried for making fun of the new logo of Deviantart?

the owner may close your account! ._.
UzukiCheverie Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
and that's how DA became a desolate wasteland
ALDAL Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
its the dead of freedom of speach!!!
Replickant Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
... except that's not how dA works, at all
law5121 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2014
Might intrest you on the whole force awakens lightsabre…
c0lB0h Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2014
Hey, do you take commissions? Not huge, overly-detailed ones, just short, straightforward comics, like you usually make.
KSchnee Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2014  Student Writer
I had fun thinking of more variants. Lightsaber caltrops! UV-range "invisible" lightsabers installed at neck level in a hallway! Fifty-foot-long lightsabers!

Or, for once, having a curved blade so that it's a *saber* rather than a foil or rapier. It's odd enough that the fighting styles seem to emphasize slashing when the blades are so good for stabbing and armor is no concern.
Pharithos Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Dude I agree with you for too many reasons - first, the lightsaber blade itself doesn't actually exist until it exits the emitter at the end of the crossbar (in this case, the hilt normally). Therefore, if someone struck the metal between the three blades they'd shear through the crossbar.  Secondly, the crossbar on a claymore can be used as a grip, and as you mentioned, not only can you not use it, but you need to actively avoid it.  Third - swords slide on each other at very oblique angles.  Apparently, the people designing the new movie have not heard of "Saber Lock" - sabers stick together, they don't slide.  The best part is that in the last 25 whatever years of book lore, the sabers are already cooler - multiphase sabers that elongate, sabers w/o toggles that require telekinetic activation, etc... No one is more lore nerdy than an SW nerd (okay maybe Trekkies and Warhammer :D) and these moviemakers really picked the wrong crowd to do this to lol.

Finally - EPIC series comic, and I LOL'd hard. 

BTW a saber is a virtually lossless closed energy circuit, not a plasma jet ;)  
VenomousTranquility Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Samuel L. Jackson, wanted a purple sabre and refused to accept his role as Mace Windu unless he got his purple sabre. So they gave him a purple sabre.
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