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Phillip M Jackson
United Kingdom
Current Residence: The darkest corner of England
Favourite genre of music: Contemporary Classics (A contradiction, but accurate appraisal)
Favourite style of art: Comic book/Anime/Manga
Personal Quote: "Fortune favours the prepared"
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I thought this Jaguar advert was only going to air in the US, but i recently saw it pop up over here, too.
I guess if you're going to hire the likes of Sir Ben F**king Kingsley (full name) and company to peddle your products; you want to go multi-region to get your money's worth.

Theatrics aside, it made me ponder on why Britain has this villainous reputation, and I started to compile a list:

The British Empire was the biggest drug-dealing organisation in history and made a fortune selling opium to China. In the mid 19th century, when the Chinese Emperor tried to stop them, they sent in The Nemesis – basically the Death Star of the era – which proceeded to decimate the entire Chinese fleet. Then they stole Hong Kong.

In an emergency, such as a disaster or terror attack, an intelligence committee is convened. Its codename is “COBRA”.

The British military’s communication network is called “Skynet”.

The UK got screwed over with the Manhattan Project ( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quebec_A… ) so they made something worse: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vx_gas

They accidentally build giant, solar weapons - www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-23…

Pretty much every territorial dispute across the Middle East and Indian subcontinent is down to the Brits drawing lines on a map at some point over the past 200 years.

................how the hell are we still here? The island is quite clearly populated by Super Villains. Why has no one glassed this rock?!

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jojo-again 2 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
out of curiosity
do you every attend any conventions in the U.S. ?
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Kustonius 2 days ago  Student Digital Artist
I must say i really love your art style, and the creative ways you cover up your characters in the +18 pictures have litteraly sendt me down the chair onto the floor laughing.
instant watch from me, and i hope to see much more from your amazing in the future.
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XenAshwood 3 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
MC Frontalot- Charisma Potion: youtu.be/4RL9afO27Kg
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blazingkitten87 3 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
YOU'VE BEEN HUGGED!! *Hug*Neko Emoji-16 (Blush) [V1] 
Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 10 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!
Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!
1-3 you're bad friend
4-6 you're an ok friend
7-9 you're a good friend
10-& Up you're loved
XD be hAPPPPPPY!!!
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:iconganthan:
Sure is hard finding an open restaurant today. Had to settle for a toll road travel plaza.
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JWolve71 3 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Happy holidays, Philip.
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ZiemosPendric 5 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I recently saw the movie Transcendence and found it to be very thought provoking. I was wondering what your opinion of it is?
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SherbertTCat 4 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hello, new webcam pic!
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:iconalexkl5:
You win teh internets...
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:iconcybervideo:
Your newest SA represents exactly why the USA has banned, yes banned, Kinder Surprise. Thankfully I live in Canada so I can still experience all of its goodness.
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SherbertTCat 6 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Its the fact that it's a toy inside of candy, coupled with the fact that the toy is comprised of EZ-Choke™ pieces.
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But the rest of the world doesn't choke on it enough to ban it. That's what gets me.
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