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Phillip M Jackson
United Kingdom
Current Residence: The darkest corner of England
Favourite genre of music: Contemporary Classics (A contradiction, but accurate appraisal)
Favourite style of art: Comic book/Anime/Manga
Personal Quote: "Fortune favours the prepared"
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I thought this Jaguar advert was only going to air in the US, but i recently saw it pop up over here, too.
I guess if you're going to hire the likes of Sir Ben F**king Kingsley (full name) and company to peddle your products; you want to go multi-region to get your money's worth.

Theatrics aside, it made me ponder on why Britain has this villainous reputation, and I started to compile a list:

The British Empire was the biggest drug-dealing organisation in history and made a fortune selling opium to China. In the mid 19th century, when the Chinese Emperor tried to stop them, they sent in The Nemesis – basically the Death Star of the era – which proceeded to decimate the entire Chinese fleet. Then they stole Hong Kong.

In an emergency, such as a disaster or terror attack, an intelligence committee is convened. Its codename is “COBRA”.

The British military’s communication network is called “Skynet”.

The UK got screwed over with the Manhattan Project ( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quebec_A… ) so they made something worse: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vx_gas

They accidentally build giant, solar weapons - www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-23…

Pretty much every territorial dispute across the Middle East and Indian subcontinent is down to the Brits drawing lines on a map at some point over the past 200 years.

................how the hell are we still here? The island is quite clearly populated by Super Villains. Why has no one glassed this rock?!

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:iconlightningbolt13:
LightningBolt13 11 hours ago  Student Filmographer
you deserve a deviousness award.
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spgx13 1 day ago  New member
Hi jollyjack!hi hi  I love your art!
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:iconshogun-ex:
So I don't know if you deleted my post of if Deviant Art just failed to post it, but have you seen WALL-E, and if so what did you think of it.  If you've already posted a journal about it then could you tell me so I can read it?
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:iconjemimakitty:
I was wondering if you were aware of this? 

www.deviantart.com/art/MAX-CAT…
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:iconjollyjack:
Yeah. It was a commission. It's theirs to post.
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:iconjemimakitty:
Alright I wasn't sure, I wanted to make sure it was ok, I respect your work so much 
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:iconjollyjack:
Thanks for letting me know just in case :)
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:iconuhgd:
Been admiring your work for a good while now. If you don't mind me asking, what happened to that "Leviathan" project you were working on about a year ago.
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:iconjollyjack:
I'm still working on it. It's one of three story-based Apsara projects I have on the boil.
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:iconuhgd:
Oh, I'll be looking forward to it :)
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:iconsar1224:
Hey, just commenting you this because I'm concerned about something. Have you ever considered making a 'mobile' version of Collected Curios? Whenever I open it up on my phone, the fonts and pictures become too small and blurry. When I go see Sequential Art or Battle Bunnies, the pictures downgrade the resolution. Just saying its a problem for me.

Also, since you once commented to me that its too expensive to purchase the next-gen consoles, you could just look at professional walkthroughs to see the games and do the How To Play panels. Just a suggestion.
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:iconjollyjack:
I'm not tech savvy enough for that.

And while I could just cheat and use a walkthrough to write a HTP strip, it would lack heart/humour, because you cant write that unless you have an understanding of what you're writing about!
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:iconsar1224:
Oh. Alright, I see your points there. Well, alright then. As always, keep up the awesome work and can't wait to see more!
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:iconellyntaal:
One of the few artists that I have known about before I became a part of this site. I do not know why it took me so long to actually watch you.
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