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Live each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each.
-Thoreau
And I'm a straight girl.
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Nostalgic for 80s fantasy films. When glitter was cheap, monsters were muppets, and Evil was smexy.
*The-Labyrinth-Club
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"In a land of peaches....you cannot wish for apple sauce...."
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~I'm tough to go through cause I'm tangible.
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Im not dumb. I just have a command of completely useless information Calvin
I hate people as a whole and like them individually. Will be joining the masses today or will you be yourself?
Ich bin der übermensch!
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You'll never censor me
You better cherish me
My reason has a voice
Freedoms gone but we'll always have a choice
altough IMHO you should stop making erotic pics of her... it's creepy to see a "cat at heart" doing something like that.
It's just my opinion.
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"So I wonder what's in the after life.
Will it be fun? Will it be nice?
Oh how long do I have, when can I go?
Should I end it here, so that I can know?
Hmm, I'm not too sure about that.
Curiosity did kill the cat......"
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Everything I type is a lie....but then its not a lie....but then it is....hmmm....
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