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Adobe Hates You by jollyjack Adobe Hates You by jollyjack
WHY THE F**K IS THERE A SHORTCUT FOR "CLOSE" IN F**KING PHOTOSHOP, ANYWAY?!
WHO THE F**K IS IN THAT MUCH OF A HURRY TO CLOSE A F**KING IMAGE?!
F**KING F**KING F**KING F**KING F**KING F**KING F**KING F**KING F**KING F**K!!
F**K YOU, ADOBE! F**K YOU RIGHT IN THE F**KING F**K!!

I'M GOING FOR A F**KING WALK
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:iconalexandraalex:
AlexandraAlex Featured By Owner May 27, 2016  Student Filmographer
XD
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:iconsfaccountant:
SFaccountant Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2015
Well, I'm guessing there's a shortcut for "close" just so that every major function has a keyboard option.
The REAL question is, why isn't the shortcut for "close" the "Escape" key?
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:iconteamgirl-differel:
TeamGirl-Differel Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2015  Professional Interface Designer
Um, Photoshop always asks if you want to save your work before it closes. That's how we catch it and stop PS from closing before losing all our work.
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:iconabbybaynes:
abbybaynes Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2015  Student Digital Artist
0.0 im hesitating to get adobe photoshop now....
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:iconauroraceratops:
Auroraceratops Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2015
Vive le gimp.
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:icondracoscatchmore:
DracoScatchmore Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Absolutely :D
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:iconnick1104:
Nick1104 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Phew almost press that shortcut. Then~
Adobe flash has stop working.
The curse of adobe.
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:iconchazste:
Chazste Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Oh how I understand your f*cking pain
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:iconhydrahyd:
HydraHYD Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
ahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa
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:iconfractalisomega:
Fractalisomega Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2015  Student General Artist
Ctrl+s Save

Ctrl+w close


Ctrl+d Demote UI designer
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:icongummythetoothless:
gummythetoothless Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
funny, i have never had this shortcut problem before... well GOOD FOR ME.
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:iconstaubsaugerin:
staubsaugerin Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014   Digital Artist
Your ABSOLUTELY fair punishment for not using free software ;-)
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:iconbigbulbasaur:
bigbulbasaur Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2014
Adobe hates us all.
thats why we luve them :P
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:iconthepianistdragon:
ThePianistDragon Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
It's not just that; a lot of programs and even web browsers do the same thing. It's so dumb. The least they can do is make it a three or four key button press (like ctrl+alt+delete) because it's almost impossible to accidentally do one of those. Or they can just not do it at all  if it's more a hazard than a help. XD
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:iconthelastironman:
TheLastIronMan Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Isn't the shortcut to close Photoshop Crtl+Q? Or is that a Linux thing?
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:iconthecommonshmuck:
TheCommonShmuck Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"WHO THE F**K IS IN THAT MUCH OF A HURRY TO CLOSE A F**KING IMAGE?!"

... Someone who draws porn/erotics?

But yeah, I see your point, it sucks... XD



On a side note, how do I stop everything from going bold?
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:iconbloxgirl114:
Bloxgirl114 Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah I draw porn/erotics and one time I accidentally saved it xD
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:icontruebluetardis:
TrueBlueTardis Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
with < /strong>, without the space
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:iconthecommonshmuck:
TheCommonShmuck Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank ya kindleh!
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:icontruebluetardis:
TrueBlueTardis Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Welcome! :D
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:iconeyelessjill666:
eyelessjill666 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
lol!!!
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:iconmrneko13:
MrNeko13 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Could have finished, put it with the rest, THEN THE HDD DIES. No backups.
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:iconeeveelover64:
EeveeLover64 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
...Doesn't Photoshop say something along the lines of "You sure you want to close without saving"? I use MS paint for the simple jobs (such as resizing a scanned picture (I don't wanna deal with all the white around it) or making sprite art) and FireAlpaca for most digital artwork, and both of them ask me if I wanna close without saving if I try to.
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:icongabrielfrag:
GabrielFrag Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
no apple hates us.
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:iconshadowsketch91:
ShadowSketch91 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
"ctrl+w" that's windows ;)
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:iconkatje3266:
katje3266 Featured By Owner May 7, 2014
been there, done that ;-)
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:iconwhoshotcaptainfarrel:
WhoShotCaptainFarrel Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014  Professional General Artist
As an animation student: Flash.
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:iconichiya:
Ichiya Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2014  Professional General Artist
Right? Sometimes I wonder if there is a shortcut for "Close without saving and destroy computer + kill the user while they're on the floor crying"
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:iconmirakhall:
MiraKHall Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That's why I usually disable it!  'Sides, I needed a custom shortcut key for slamming most of my drawings via threshold image edit, and ctrl+w seemed to be the best one that was utterly useless amongst the other already established ones :greetings:
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:iconjohne16minecrafted:
johne16minecrafted Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014
And java hates me
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:iconross-sanger:
Ross-Sanger Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014
Isn't there a "Are you sure you want to close?" dialogue?
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:iconbalmas:
balmas Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014  Student General Artist
When I accidentally pressed ctrl-s so fast I thought I only pressed ctrl-w and I found the document saved where I closed it at, I said "nice save". Happened to me twice, a message from life? Now I move more cautious and precious when reaching for the ctrl-s. Right now though I constantly save due to prior learning. Even after all that, I still go for f**cking walks :)
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:iconaa-deviant:
aa-deviant Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2013
AHAHAHAHA! Oh boy that's funny! Never happened to me...
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:iconkarckade:
Karckade Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2013
ooooooh my sides..!!! lmFao
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:iconquentinlars:
quentinlars Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
oh man..... I feel your pain! :/
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:iconcheshire--fox:
Cheshire--Fox Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2013  Student Digital Artist
This should become a meme XD But I could have appreciated it more if you didn't put so much F**KING stuff in your comment ;)
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:iconblazedriver:
BlazeDriver Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Isn't that...why they put the little message that tells you if you want to save or not?
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:iconcaptain-pyro:
Captain-Pyro Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2013
its like in games where the quicksave is right next to ne quickload.
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:iconnephesh-ite:
Nephesh-ite Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2013
I just want you to know, that your commentary on this is still a source of amusement to me and my friends. To this day, if I know one of them is down or if I've been trying unsuccessfully to get a hold of them, all I have to do is send a text saying, "F*CKING F*CKING F*CKING" like 12 times, and wherever they are my friends bust up laughing. Got one of them while she was in class, once. Oh, the looks she got...

Stay classy, Jolly.
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:iconminingfordegus:
MiningForDegus Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013
Here's a lesson for life: do not use shortcuts if it can destroy all your work.
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:icons-white-pony-kidwell:
S-White-Pony-Kidwell Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013  Professional General Artist
Adobe... the software you love to "HATE!" 
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:iconadamdawidowicz:
adamdawidowicz Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
This is why I consider ctr+w to be perfect for horizontal flipping :P
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:icondark-minaz:
Dark-MinaZ Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
one of the reasons why i edited the shortcuts :P no ctrl+w does what it's supposed to do, F.KING NOTHING :D
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:iconshadowsketch91:
ShadowSketch91 Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
ctrl+s=save
ctrl+w=exit 
i feel you man, i made the same mistake with Illustrator when working on a school project for 5 hours without saving, and ended up closing it without saving at a whole XD
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:iconshadowsketch91:
ShadowSketch91 Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
also i am on mac which uses the "w" as a closing shortcut, just thought i should clarify that 
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:icontoshir:
ToshiR Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2013
XD
....
BTW: Sorry


XD
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:icondjoseph:
Djoseph Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Does it not ask if you want to save before closing..?
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:iconsebaselciclon:
sebaselciclon Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
it does, but also you can press a little square below that panel to never show up again. So next time you close this it doesnt appear.
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:iconevaron:
Evaron Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
hahaha

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:iconhellsplumber:
HellsPlumber Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Can always change the shortcut in preferences~ ^^
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