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Andrew Ryan is a Paedo by jollyjack Andrew Ryan is a Paedo by jollyjack
I can't be the only one that thinks there's something creepy about Rapture's obsession with little girls?
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:iconrachjackson:
rachjackson Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2015  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
JESUS CHRIST
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masaruten Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2013
To be fair, it was Fontaine who created the little Sisters, and only because the Slugs only seem to produce adam inside them as opposed to adults.
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Oh god Why didn't I see it sooner...never gonna be clean again...
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Arkone Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
Don't forget something else... the Big Daddies were made from the BOYS from the orphanage. So you're killing the little boys to save the little girls. Part of what makes Bioshock so effective as a deconstruction of Objectivism is that you're seeing the ultimate outcome: the children of the poor being used as slaves to feed the power addiction of the upper class. The boys are used up just as horribly; it's just that you can't save them.
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samutaikaj Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012
i get the feeling i should call pedobear
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The-Dark-Reaper Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I KNOW!!!!!! If you listen to a log Tenenbaum asks "I know why it has be children but why only girls? I don't understand"
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SwimmerOfTheNile Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Looks like Blue from Sucker Punch...and that would explain a lot, even if I don't know what this is reffering to.
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SnakeoilSage Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2011
I met this guy outside a public washroom once. He tried to sell me a heating pad.
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uroboros2 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2011
To be honest I never thought of it that way. I'd laugh right now if I didn't think it would kill me.
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KateMoxundertaker Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
o.o i dont know... what i should say... its cool XD
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TheonknownKLAW Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2011  Student Filmographer
dude read this.

I am Pedobear, and I am here to ask you a question: Is a bear not entitled to rape young girls?
No, says the man in Washington. It is against the law.
No, says the man in the Vatican. But you can have sex with young boys.
No, says the man in Moscow. In Soviet Russia, girl puts penis in YOU!
I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...
Rapture.
A city where the bear would not fear the FBI.
Where the pedophile would not be bound by petty morality.
Where I could have sex with underage girls, free of the constraints of the law.
With the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city, as well.

now laugh. LAUGH I SAY!!
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veiwer13 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2011
what's more strange to me is, were did all the little boys go? they probably send the girls out into danger and keep the boys locked up for their... amusement...
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hannoth Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2011  Student Digital Artist
would it be any better if his obsession was with little brothers in tiny shorts?
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vincent-h-nguyen Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
this is so wrong but still funny. XD
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sergeant-Moggy Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2011  Student Digital Artist
I same as you, Andrew Ryan.
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:iconsaintguardian:
saintguardian Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2011
Yay lolicons! They shall rule the underwater-world or 2k! Lol, thank you for pointing that out.
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DXRosie-ChanXD Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2011
No I just never bothered to bring it up after my friend told me to shut up at a gaming expo.
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GeekyTheZombieSlayer Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2011
This just made my day.
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Minibecks23 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2010
Yes, just fuck yes.
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Spartan773 Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2010
yeah... i was wondering that too... why the fuck is it always little girls? can't i just kill more splicers and maybe get adam off them instead? then maybe i wouldn't have to kill an entire army of Big Daddies to get one bloody plasmid.
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Demonicguardian23 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2010   Traditional Artist
yep. that spells padeo o0
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Darkhellion2 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010
Pedophilia! LOL!
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BigE3618 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2010
Truly brilliant work my good sir.
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Mad-Eyes Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2010
Hallo,

I featured this piece in my journal here. I hope you don't mind.

Sincerely,
Monte
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twitchystitch Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2010
Whether you're talking mad science or...er, whatever this is from, I assume it's Bioshock...CHILDREN ARE INVOLVED.

I blame the swing music. It's there. FOR BLAMING!

And to those who say otherwise, I say, HERESY! (Blam)
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Overlord-Raven Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2010
Well, according to Dr. Tenenbaum's research, little girls were the only one's capable of acting as hosts for the sea slug that produces ADAM. Thus, the Little Sisters. Regardless, this joke does have some point to it and very well done sir! :D
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dragonair907 Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Too true.
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rsl209 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2010
Fact:not everyone with a mustache is a pedophile.
But every pedophile has a mustache...
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Sytho Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD that great man!
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MarcoDelMarco Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL, litteraly I laughed out loud and that hardly ever hapens!
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BloodKing71 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2010
You're right... I don't even want to think what they have done with the Little Sisters during their "education"... :iconimhorrifiedplz:
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JackFrost21 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2010
Ok that... that's pretty gross. It's funny as hell but still pretty gross.
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DaRAnOiA Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2010
still laughing xD
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astrozombie241 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2010
that city is awesome and thats the point. its supposed to be creepy.
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6-Qubed Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2010
YOUR CHALLENGE

1. Google Video Search for: "Oingo Boingo" "Little Girls"

2. listen to this song, study written lyrics if you like

3. Would you kindly try not to think of Big Daddies while listening to this song.
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crazycoco50 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2010  Student Digital Artist
:iconimhorrifiedplz:
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:icon6-qubed:
6-Qubed Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2010
hehehehehehehe....
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:iconcrazycoco50:
crazycoco50 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2010  Student Digital Artist
:iconroadrollerplz:
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:icon6-qubed:
6-Qubed Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2010
...Za Warudo?
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:iconcrazycoco50:
crazycoco50 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2010  Student Digital Artist
No, Road Roller.
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:icon6-qubed:
6-Qubed Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2010
MUDADA!
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crazycoco50 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2010  Student Digital Artist
Orangeu? :iconorangeplz:
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Orbitalblast Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2010
OHGODWHYDIDYOUMAKEMEWATCHTHAT
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:icon6-qubed:
6-Qubed Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2010
SILENCE KNAVE! THAT IS DANNY MOTHERFUCKING ELFMAN YOU ARE SPEAKING ILL OF!!!
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neokiva Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
lol yea im gonna give bs 2 a go when i can afford it
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Exmes Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2010
*sings* "Thank heaven for little girls for little girls get bigger every day..."
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MagnaSnipe Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2010
...dude's got a point
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Myinca-Lu-Pinky Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
LMAO! X'D
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MrSynn Featured By Owner May 26, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
There's a lot of creepy things going on in rapture. And the main bad guy reminds me of Walt Disney for some reason. It must be the dapper look he has going on.
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naan21 Featured By Owner May 25, 2010
:music:Its a small world after allllll:music:

Thats what the last two panels made me think of.
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One-0f-Many-Names Featured By Owner May 23, 2010  Student General Artist
When I first played it I didn't find it all that creepy, now after looking at this, it does seem a bit creepy.
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