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Can I have one?
Crocodile: He will Kill you and chomp on your bones... and he'll do it with a smile. Because he cares.
Frilled Neck Lizard: DAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Echidna: Spiked ball of death. if it were six foot taller, it would rule the world.
Kookaburra: Laughs as you are bitten and eaten to death by Australia's naturally venomous and bloodthirsty wildlife... Laughs HARD!
Emu: be prepared to run if you break eye-contact.
Tasmanian devil: your only defense against a pack is a concrete bunker.
Platypus: adorable, Cuddly, odd looking and loaded with poison.
Cassowary: a throwback to the colorful pre-historic birds.... STAY OUT OF THE LONG GRASS!
Great White Shark: Only wants to be loved.
Wombat: sort of a moving furry hill...
Kangaroo: Efficient mode of transportation... Also capable of tearing people apart with it's feet.
Wallaby: Like a smaller version of the Kangaroo, but rather than savaging you with it's toes it just stares at you until you get uncomfortable...
Cockatoo: Cover your eyes, it will eat them.... cover your ears, it will eat them. Nose! Fingers! RUN!
Lorikeet: AARGH! MY EARS! MAKE THEM STOOOOOP!
Goanna: Toxic, carnevorous dog-sized dinosaur thingy that wants to eat you. It climbs, swims and runs.
Bunyip: It is always right behind you. It always will be. you can't see it because it's behind you. it's STILL behind you!
You also missed Drop bears and Hoop snakes.
No, wait, no, people agree on what he/she/it looks like.