My Girlyfriend and I collab'd to create a caption. *Hopes you like!*
me: CAPTION- "Once upon a time in a land far, far away.... ....there lived a town full of freaks. Some were tiny and cherished every crumb that was spared for them... And some were much more menacing, trying to take what wasn't there's when they were fat enough... There were six cookies... one peanut butter, one ...insertflavorsanddescriptionshere.... and one cookie to rule them all and in the stomach bind them. Girlyfriend: dramatic music here me: This cookie somehow fell into the paws of a small, innocent bunny rabbit, who had never even tried a cookie. In the beginning, he didn't even want the cookie in the first place. ............................. And then he tried a bite. Upon the first crumb touching a tastebud, the world had changed. All of the innocence melted away like too much better over warm bread... Sent at 10:12 PM on Friday me: Seeing the cookie, a fat, slightly feminine (not sure?) version of Aragorn came over and tried to take the cookie from the bunny rabbit, telling him he could do it for him. But knowing much better, the bunny RAN RAN AWAY AS FAST AS HE COULD, beating the tortoise who tried his best to pace himself And wee wee wee ran alllllll the way home. The end."