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Boob Jam by jollyjack Boob Jam by jollyjack
Breakfast in bed is great.......'til you drop something......
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:iconhydrahyd:
HydraHYD Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
dat never really happens...does it?
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:iconshadowkey392:
Shadowkey392 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015
If I can drop it on my lap, girls can drop it on their boobs!
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:iconshadowkey392:
Shadowkey392 Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2014
Ooooh...Welp, bathtime!
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:iconzealousarbitor:
ZealousArbitor Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2014
I could've sworn that you were supposed to put the jam on AFTER you put it in the toaster. Have I been doing it wrong this whole time?
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:iconrandomwolfdragon:
randomwolfdragon Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014  Hobbyist
that actually happens to people
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:icongrimlock13:
Grimlock13 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013
The problem here isn't the jam on her, but the fact there is no one to "help" her.
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:iconmarktorquequantum:
marktorquequantum Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
you should take a shower ;)
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:iconprsownglaceon:
PRsOwnGlaceon Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2012
sexy,,, need help cleaning off?
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:iconroyal-starlord:
Royal-Starlord Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2011
*Wants to lick the jam* :meow:
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:icongothgurl86:
GothGurl86 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
-moves ur face towards her boobies- Then, lick. I'm sure she won't mind ;)
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:iconroyal-starlord:
Royal-Starlord Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013
:iconhhhhplz:
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:icongothgurl86:
GothGurl86 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
-falls off of chloe's bed laughing-
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:iconsilvador:
Silvador Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011
I can help you li- I mean, clean that off, if you'd like. ;)
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:iconcolacatinthehat:
ColacatintheHat Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Damn I hate it when that happens!
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:iconhentaiperv66:
HentaiPerv66 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2011
ok, that takes skill. *claps for Chloe*
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:iconshellbow:
Shellbow Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2010
Fact: Toast will always land jelly/butter side down .w.
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:iconevilhumour-author:
Evilhumour-Author Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Wow.
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:iconzombiepancakes1:
zombiepancakes1 Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lick it off
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:iconeuphoric-bubble:
Euphoric-Bubble Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2010
boobs are a food magnet, I know from experience.
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:icondreamseeker82:
dreamseeker82 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
so true...
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:iconeshonen:
eshonen Featured By Owner May 5, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
(Armed with a wet cloth) Let me get that for you!
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:icony-mangaka:
Y-Mangaka Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I would like to lick it off for her. Xp
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:iconjiekobu:
Jiekobu Featured By Owner May 14, 2010  Student Digital Artist
my thoughts exactly :w00t:
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:icony-mangaka:
Y-Mangaka Featured By Owner May 14, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
-^^'-
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:iconohcf:
OHCF Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2009
:iconsexyshowersceneplz:
Aw, rats, no icon, aw well. XD
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:iconernesto-alonso:
Ernesto-Alonso Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2009
damn that must suck for a girl... I think the guy equivalent is if it falls on your lap and gives it a dark patch so it basically looks like you peed yourself...
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:iconyeldarb86:
Yeldarb86 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
I like the smiley face on her mug. :)
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:iconil-palazzo3:
il-palazzo3 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2008
...aaaand then it has the potential to get even better!
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:iconlove-love-pasta:
love-love-pasta Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2008
Gah! I hate it when that happens! And then you have to get out of bed anyway to get something to wipe the butter/crumbs off you boobs.

I feel your pain Chloe. D:
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:iconnarb54:
NarB54 Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2008
eek. that happened to mee.
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:iconcaptain-loli:
Captain-Loli Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2008
I've done that before except it was a warm chocolate chip cookie. A little too warm X_o;
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:iconhumanoutside:
HumanOutside Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
Been there...done that. Ugh. Jam-boobs, so darn sticky!
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:iconwickedprince:
WickedPrince Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2008
This is why you need a partner in crime, to "clean" anything that gets messy, I'd take care of that one with my tongue, personally. ;)
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:iconohcf:
OHCF Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2009
Yup.
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:iconwickedprince:
WickedPrince Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2009
:)
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:icontrollfeetwalker:
Trollfeetwalker Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2008
Here, let me get that for you. :)
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:iconpetrino:
petrino Featured By Owner May 22, 2008
butter side down...
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:iconnupanickl:
nupaNickL Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2008
I think it's Jam, but yeah, Murphy's Law is at it again.
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:iconthe1cutemetalchick:
the1cutemetalchick Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
GO MURPHY!!!!xD (and mythbuster proved it wrong... BAH, HUMBUG!!!)
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:iconetofun:
etofun Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2009
toast (always lands butter side down) + cat (always lands on feet) tied together = ANTI GRAVITY............although i dont know if it works with jam.
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:iconthe1cutemetalchick:
the1cutemetalchick Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
i dont think it does... and i dunno if skunks also land on their feet...
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:iconetofun:
etofun Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2009
lets try it (grabs skunk and waks into yard)
on the count of 3..1...2...3(tosses skunk into air) wow it got some dist..BOOOM(skunk explodes into mushroom cloud)


to answer your question yes they do....but they explode when they hit.....now if youll excuse me ive got a date with a tub full of tomato sauce.
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:iconthe1cutemetalchick:
the1cutemetalchick Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
mmm... yummeh...
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:iconetofun:
etofun Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2009
not when im done with it:)
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:iconlysandros:
lysandros Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2008
I want toast all of a sudden...
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:iconlucian357:
lucian357 Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
i'm sure the hamster is willing to clean that up!
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:icontrainwrekcomics:
Trainwrekcomics Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2008
BOOOOOOOOBIIIIIIEEEEEEE DIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVEEEEE!!!!!!!


OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM.....toast and jam all gone. :(

On a completely different and unrelated note, Your pictures cause the cerebral cortex of my brain (both sides of the hemispheres, et. al.) to completely shut down and cease any and all higher cognitive functions, reducing me to a sad, pathetic, hairsuite and horny gnome that gains sustinence from boobie toast......
And for this, I thank you. :clap:

This has been a completely pointless and wasted comment, made with great care in the scorching deserts of New Mexico by renegade Monty Python fanatics. :salute:
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:iconmoosewithaneyepatch:
MoosewithAneyePatch Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
MAM...I CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT!!!!! lol awesome work
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:iconnickinamerica:
NickinAmerica Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2008
That'll be tough to get out... If she needs a bath, I'll help her out! (joking)...
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:iconsinglefyrebullet:
SingleFyreBullet Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2008
HEY! I have this problem. All sorts of fun if you have someone near to help ... clean up, but other wise just annoying.
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