ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <pulls out a knife and fork and licks his teeth, his canines sharper and longer than the normal human's (completely natural, I was tested)>
In the middle of the Texas desert, there is a place called the Roadkill Cafe. The beer is Mexican and the A/C never works, but the food ain't half bad. I tell you this from personal experience.
Isn't there a guy in England who drives around looking for roadkill to eat it, so that it doesn't "go to waste?" I think there was also some guy in Vermont or something......eh cheap if you walk the whole way.