(EDIT: If you think this is any kind of political commentary; you're reading too much into it)
Elephants. We love them, but they tend to be total asses.
(see what I did there? hehe.)
I don't know why.
I don't care that I don't know why.
I CAN TELL BECAUSE I AM POLITICALLY INCLINED AND SPEAKING ABOUT IT ON THE INTERNET
"You're bald! Get used to it!"
i work at a game reserve and it will humour me greatly when this humours none of the people i work with