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Five Items Or Less by jollyjack Five Items Or Less by jollyjack
A sample from my latest Apsara comic: [link]

Little bit of Dragon Transformation.
Do not anger the girl on the express checkout.
She gets....scaly when angry....
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:iconsquarenuts:
squarenuts Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2015
And here I thought it was limited to five items due to the current education system. 
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:iconthedreadedpixel:
Thedreadedpixel Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015  Student Artist
Obey the the rules or get mauled by a werewolf
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:iconbryanthebomb:
BryanTheBomb Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
0_0
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:iconminxthecheetah:
Minxthecheetah Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2015  Student Artist
mmhmm 0_o
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:iconbryanthebomb:
BryanTheBomb Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Heh, I was kinda like this at work today. ^^
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:iconminxthecheetah:
Minxthecheetah Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2015  Student Artist
lol 
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:iconasura-shudo:
Asura-Shudo Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014  Student General Artist
and even though you try to uphold the rule, the manager will come through and run this through like a spineless coward and make you look like an asshole just so he/she could save face for themselves and the company apparently. It's like, what the hell, you tell me to follow the rules and you go on and just do your own shit so what the hell.
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:iconkyra-usagi:
Kyra-Usagi Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
heh heh me gusat.
I know the feeling
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:icontechunadept:
TechUnadept Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2013
Lizzy, eat a snickers... You get a little scary when you're hungry.
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:iconnetsurfer77:
netsurfer77 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
*hides then blinks.*wait why am i scared of that. im a dragon. though i was not expecting that ending. great job as usual jolly.
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:iconjaycookie1997:
JayCookie1997 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
RAWR!! >:3
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:iconblackholeinajar:
BlackHoleInAJar Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Professional General Artist
You know, I think going past this point would ruin it.
You've already got the joke and pulled it off well, nothing else is really needed!:XD:
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:icondelicatemagic:
delicatemagic Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2013
Yeesh, it's annoying but it's not THAT big a deal.  -.-"
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:icontheskaldofnvrwinter:
TheSkaldofNvrwinter Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
FUCK
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:iconsharknob:
sharknob Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
nice comic :iconlove--plz:
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:iconthetundraeskimo:
TheTundraEskimo Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
heres what the guy could have said: No, this is a gift for you for doing such a great job... now please calm down...
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:iconunknowndumdum:
Unknowndumdum Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeth
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:icongallifreyanartist:
GallifreyanArtist Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Other moral: Don't take the express checkout. Yes. That might be a stupid comment
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:iconrodlox:
Rodlox Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
on the plus side, I imagine this cuts down the need for lunch breaks. :)

very enjoyable and amusing comic strip.
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:iconjester-of-the-clown:
Jester-of-the-Clown Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Someone has control issues
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:iconaskendestplz:
AskEndestPlz Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i still don't get the five items or less isle :P
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:iconazravasz:
Azravasz Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2012
this scene is absolutely hilarious! : D
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:iconmonsterking777:
Monsterking777 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
kill that mothafooker!!
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:icontepeyollotl:
TePeYoLlOtL Featured By Owner May 19, 2012
mmmmmm ok i got the idea of 5 items or less, so take it easy girl
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:iconvictorhugo:
VictorHugo Featured By Owner May 16, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Wow!!! amazing unleashing of the beast!! I got scared for a second!
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:iconcharons-keeper:
Charons-keeper Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2012
I got the full comic. This is one of the funniest I've read in some time. And that's saying something xD
Love your art Mr. Jolly:)
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kar-on-line Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2012  Student General Artist
even though it was made for fun, its still true.
And pple will never understand it until they work on this particular job -_-^
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:iconthevikingpenguin:
Thevikingpenguin Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2012
oh no he didnt
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:icony0shin0:
y0shin0 Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Lol Lizzy.....
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:icondarkassassin13:
Darkassassin13 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2011
she was so cute before she turned into a blood thirsty cannibal
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:iconmaidaligra:
Maidaligra Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2011
.. if she would not be that scary when angry she would be fierd ...
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:icongedeongedza:
GEDEONGEDZA Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Wait......it didn't end with something.....pervy.............OAO
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:iconnegativedarkangel:
negativedarkangel Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2011
"teeeeeth"

that's about my reaction actually...
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:icontintinytdj:
Tintinytdj Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
...hey didn't tieneke schouten do this?
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:iconhannahmahna:
HannahMahna Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2011
It's five items or LESS at our shops...
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:iconveiwer13:
veiwer13 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2011
dude just take the gum to the end of the line and pay for it separately, because you appear to be annoying her
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:iconmadpredator:
Madpredator Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2011
Chan!
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:iconqzar9999:
qzar9999 Featured By Owner May 20, 2011
People who are going on about "It's FEWER, not LESS" have apparently never been to a grocery store's express lane...

It would be pretty awesome to see some asshole who goes through the line with more than the item limit get the crap scared out of him like this. :D
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:icontheicefox2010:
TheIceFox2010 Featured By Owner May 17, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
... not to mention that the sign is big enough to read :D
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:iconbrian-easton:
Brian-Easton Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2011
Dude, I'm on her side! Ever work a fast lane check out where it's 12 items or less, and they come over with 12,000 small things? Then you fine out they only speak a little bit of English, so you can't even explain it to them, so you have to check them out. Then for the next fifteen minutes you're dealing with the pissed off customers who had to wait behind them.... Yeah, you'd grow fangs and an angry disposition too. (Sorry about the rant).
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:iconmangomime:
MangoMime Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2011
Anal retentiveness to the max!
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:iconraclathefreak:
raclathefreak Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2011
That scene feels like a deja vu to me.
And she strengely looks like a french cashier in her bad days. :woohoo:
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:iconstolen-dreamer:
Stolen-Dreamer Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol omg, I know how she must feel >_>
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:iconvexik:
Vexik Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2011
I'm sure the guy would have gone to the 10 items lane, but the cashier there goes on and on about how it should be '10 items or FEWER.'
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:iconcionie:
Cionie Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2011  Professional General Artist
You may hate me for this but........ It's five items or 'fewer'. :-D
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:icontimthebigdaddy:
TimtheBigDaddy Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011  Student General Artist
Get some anger management you crazy bitch!
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:iconviper-x27:
Viper-X27 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2011
It's the guys own fault. There is clearly a huge sign above his head.
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:iconhadenjax:
HadenJax Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2011
A dragon transformation....and her name is Lizzy....coincidence? Ha ha ha.
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:iconratkoscorner:
RatkosCorner Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2011
Sorry if I might sound like insistent, but... could you let us see a little more of where this one is going to?

Know what I mean? Say no more. Nudge-nudge.
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J-Ninja5 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2011
I agree with her though
5 OR LESS MOTHER FUCKER
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