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Gandalf Cat by jollyjack Gandalf Cat by jollyjack
The family cat....who is a dick.

I'm walking down the stairs toward you. Move your arse. MOVE!!

A Mother's Day gift.
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Shadowkey392 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2015
rofl
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:iconneo-draco:
Neo-Draco Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2015
Laughing my ass off! 
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:iconbezzercer:
bezzercer Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
is it looking up or is it standing horizontally
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:iconmasaruten:
masaruten Featured By Owner May 19, 2015
yes
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:iconninjanoto:
ninjanoto Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2015
i use my can of tuna....................its super effictive
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:iconliearo:
Liearo Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Lol
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:iconhydrahyd:
HydraHYD Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
:3 cute
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:iconapropos42:
apropos42 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2014
I love it. My cat is the same way.
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crow-proxy Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
My dog is the opposite which is just as irritating. You give him as much room as you want in the middle of the stairs and he'll still always try his best to squeeze past you on the side. 
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SaphireKitten Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*bathrooms downstairs* YOU SHALL NOT PISS
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ManWithTheMetalArm Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014  Student Artisan Crafter
Kind of reminds me of my dog who just loves to lay right in the middle of the kitchen and we end up tripping over her.
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Yuxtapuestoelmono Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2014
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJAJAJAJAAAAAAAAAAJAJAJAJAJAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *snort* *snort*
My cat used to do the same while asking for food, until one day i was carrying some big boxes downstairs and i did ot see her...
Now, whenever i am walking downstairs she get the freak away :nod:
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qwertypictures Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This seems like a very accurate description of nearly every other cat :D
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RivisIndigoEmporium Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Professional General Artist
    Oof...at least yours stays put.  Our will move at the last minute so you don't know where to step until it's too late.    :disbelief:
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DarkJesterFox Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I had a cat like this once. She was later sent to live with old people because of allergies.
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Cra-ZShaker Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2014  Professional Filmographer
LOL! my dogs are like that, whenever they're on the stairs I have to walk around them.
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XSweetConfusionX Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
xD I have a cat like that, but my cat will sit in the middle of my bed, and bite me I try to move them!
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:iconapo-el:
Apo-el Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
At least it's not a dog five times the cat's size.
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Talongrasp Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2014  Student General Artist
HA!! Love it. :D
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:iconafrodisium:
Afrodisium Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014
Haha, that's my dog on the passage way between living room and dining room. :)
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:iconthesunglasskid:
TheSUNGlassKid Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
So whatever happened to kicking him?
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CrazyCreeper1414 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2014  Student Artist
hide 
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shadira Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
HAH!!  my harry does this!!   my passwords are "harry?  (sing-song)  want a treat?   and boom!  he is racing for the kitchen cupboard yelling for me to hurry up, theres treats for him
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KaterynaS-89 Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2014
jajaja this is great! Clap 
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:iconth55th:
th55th Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2014  Student General Artist
:love:  Lord of the stairs?  =D
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:iconbrothermonk:
Brothermonk Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You cannot pass!
I am a servant of the Secret Litter! Wielder of the Cat of Nip! The human height will not avail you, Pink One!!
Go back to the Bedroom...

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!
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DevilLordex13 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014
One false move. One wayward twitch of the tail and KABLEWY! You become a cat as well! Your goal will then be to make sure...NO ONE SHALL PASS
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DeepDark00-0 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014
I hate how cats do this.
Every Time.
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ToaArcan Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
My cat does this sometimes. Never does it when you want to go upstairs, only when you want to go down, when picking him up would result in falling end-over-end.
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mikehollowhead Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014
we had five of that cat when ah was a kid. FIVE!
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:iconsteelskeleton:
SteelSkeleton Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014
Truth.
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Bluesparks4 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014
ehehe
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Geminikid13 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
xDDDD
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GyroGun Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Pretty much my cat...
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UNRELENT Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014
Its even better when you have to get up, and they work in a pack to weigh you down with their soft, purring bodies.
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Maggy-mitchi Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014
xD !!
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Fringecrow Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014
Sound like one of my first cat.

Though the cat was at the tope rather than bottom of the stair, and at the bottom was a normally ill-tempered ginormous mix of Bouvier des Flandres and Labrador 10 times the cat's size... whining for an human to go and pick up the cat at the top of the stairs because the dog was scared shitless of that cat.

Then again, "chasing neighboring dogs 10 times her size off the property and showing them who's boss" kind of -was- that cat's hobby.
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MethusulaComics Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014
awesome work. instant fave right here.
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kylahcheyenne Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014  Student Digital Artist
looks like the stairs are going up and not down without the furniture behind it, because you placed the cat in an upright position rather than being looked down at. js
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D3athbat25 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014
"A cat is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he EARLY. he arrives PRECISELY when he wants a bellyrub."
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CrazyCreeper1414 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014  Student Artist
But...I....you....uhhhh fine



Spilt Coffee 
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darkhorseman90 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
looks like i'm staying in my room today then
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:iconharu-chii:
Haru-chii Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
Cats are dicks. It's enough of a fact that there's a blog dedicated to it.
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kungforlith Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
my dog does this more then my 3 cats. My dog is half german sheperd, half rotweiler, all stupid. MOVE DOG!!! *keeps walking the way u are in the way
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SamBlob Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
Unless I'm missing something, that handrail looks like it goes right to the floor.
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:iconenjo73:
Enjo73 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
I love this! We have three cats and they look at me like I'm a piece of shit!
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Dark-Lemur Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014
Mew shall not pass! La la la la 
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:iconhappiest-in-shadows:
happiest-in-shadows Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014
You shall have your tummy rubbed!
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da-derga Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014   General Artist
That looks—no exaggeration—exactly like the staircase in my old house in East Cambs, where my black and white cat cornered my wife more than once.
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