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Hideous Offspring by jollyjack Hideous Offspring by jollyjack
"Polly should not be."
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KougarKat Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2014

This picture has officially created a train of mind f**k I did not wish to go to... so I'm sharing!

A rabbit has a gestational period of 28-31 days. Penguins lay 1-2 eggs as soon as conception is successful, though it can take 32-64 days of incubation depending on the species (smaller breeds being shorter). Thus, there is a potential for different scenarios (I am only providing two):

a) The egg forms and incubates inside Hilary for 30-32 days. Then it hatches, the hard egg shells slicing her to pieces on the inside, and then is born (likely crawling out since that much blood loss would likely have killed her)

b) They are together one night, she is sick by morning, and then by the next night- surprise! It's an egg. Considering how things turned out for the relationship in the end, Hilary (and possibly Art and Kat as well), would be looking for a way to smash the little thing before the Hell spawn hatches while making it look like an accident.

Thank you, for prompting your viewers to ask questions that should not have been asked.

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darkred-geko Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2014
am i the only one who is thinking the fly 2
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:iconshmuli:
shmuli Featured By Owner May 26, 2014
you are nuts.. it's great
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:iconlittle-eagle:
Little-Eagle Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014
That is the single most terrifying thing I have seen in a while
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wafflecheese30 Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol, Hillary and Pip would've had horrible kids
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StarWarsmaniac Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014
Eeeeeh....I'll have to argue with you on this subject jack, I know it's a joke but I've seen cross species kids before. So it wouldn't have been an impossibility or an abomination if they followed through on there relationship 
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ConArtist-666 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
oh I remember
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Pumpkin-Queen-Ildi Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
so adorable (o <> O)
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:iconrhio2k:
Rhio2k Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2013
"Why"? Because you can talk a chicken into ANYthing, especially if you're a horny, crafty rabbit.
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Talongrasp Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2013  Student General Artist
BURN IT!! BURN IT! BURN IT INTO OBLIVION!!! *Gets out random Flamethrower* KILL IT! :iconkillitwithfireplz:
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gambzilla Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2013
Oh, would you look at that. Who allowed Junji Ito and H. P Lovecraft to have a match at "Impossible Creatures"?
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Lavabat Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013
Why? Because Jolly Jack's cruelty knows no bounds!
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Joey1058 Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It took me a second to figure this one out.........
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NanaTHECoyote Featured By Owner May 16, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Oh my goodness gracious....
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Ask-Fangthevampire Featured By Owner May 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
((KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!))
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TheEvilPeanut Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
*shudder*
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jack-o-lantern12 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Seeing this...really makes me grateful they didn't end up together...
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:iconwallaroo:
Wallaroo Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013
Full agreement there.
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:iconbusboy13:
Busboy13 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2013
Yeah...
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:iconsar1224:
sar1224 Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2013
No Wonder Kat warned, "They must never breed."
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Spartan500 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013
:iconcrazylaughplz: I CANT STOP!!!
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:iconkaiomutaru25:
kaiomutaru25 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Hilary x Pip? ... no no no no! WTF am I thinking?
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:iconryuwolf987:
ryuwolf987 Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
Kill it with fire!
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katfishdaddy Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
And so cursed to live forever the creature became known as the Easter Bunny and as we speak he plots from castle in Latveria to take over the world...
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deamonkiller56 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
who let pip and Hilary breed
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Hazelfox Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2012
This is what happens when you let one of the Easter Bunny's eggs hatch...
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FreshPrinceOfDrkness Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012
PROBABLY?!" This is a definite case of throwing this egg into an active volcano, and, having the Parentsneutered, and, executed, the bodies, cremated, and, the ashes scattered! Yeeeeeeeeeech! Somethings CAN'T be allowed out there, obviously!
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LinkSysRoute Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012
Just saw the newest strip for SA (795). I feel sorry for Pip. Also, in an odd way, I feel sorry for Hillary, too. She's thrown (throwing?) away a solid chance to turn her life around, and she doesn't see it.
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samutaikaj Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012
i think im gona barf
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Sychowalker Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012
LOL
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:iconfreshprinceofdrkness:
WHAT in the world is wrong with You?! Whatever You're eating, or taking, Man, :"Cut The Dose!" And, what possessed the Parents by the way?
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MetalixK Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
This now makes sense.
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AnAdminNamedPaul Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012
they.should.not.breed.
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cybernetichero Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2012
sick, dude! lol
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angry-green-toast Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2012  Professional Filmographer
He will grow into a beautiful mythical creature now...right?
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:iconlucifersanguish:
LucifersAnguish Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2012   Traditional Artist
Heheh, Kewl
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:icondeepc:
DeepC Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Easter gone horribly wrong.
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Trish-the-Stalker Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2012  Student General Artist
Sometimes I wonder why I have you on my watch list... just occasionally.
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Jess-Derringer Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
[link]


........ I'm sure I had a bottle of brain bleach somewhere....
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Phos09 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2012
Who boned who for this to come to be? Was it two of your characters?
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:iconjess-derringer:
Jess-Derringer Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Pip & Hilary...

*shudders*
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:iconzaphammer21:
zaphammer21 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2012
.............what is it?
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Coulicath Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Its the offspring of Hillary and Pip.
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:iconharuko-doe:
haruko-doe Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2012
Took a few seconds for what I was looking at to sink in.
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Plognark Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This is the greatest thing I've ever seen :D
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cutelildrow Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"They must never breed" <=== fail? =3

That's... actually a rather appropriately terrifying result.
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luckeecharm13 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2012  Student General Artist
[Looks at description while picture loads.......... loaded] ... but that's not Octo-parrot... still, it shouldn't be.
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:iconberason:
Berason Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2012
Still a better love story than twilight...
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Taigan Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2012
Regarding your most recent strip: [link]
Perhaps when Kat said "They must never breed" you were imagining this, but picturing the offspring of a "relentless petty manipulative bully" and a "corrupt, unscrupulous arch-capitalist" the first thing that jumped to my mind was "So that's where Mitt Romney came from!" =p
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SyvaTheWolf123 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2012
so god damn ugly that its so god damn cute!
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