Shop Mobile More Submit  Join Login
How to play Bullet Witch by jollyjack How to play Bullet Witch by jollyjack
Good, dumb, no-brainer fun.
Add a Comment:
 
:iconroguetitan666:
roguetitan666 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015
If only retards will survive the apocalypse, then things do not look good for you and me.
Reply
:iconshadowkey392:
Shadowkey392 Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2014
love number 5!
Reply
:iconazabachesilver:
AzabacheSilver Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Sounds like a weaker Bayonetta!
Reply
:iconchaosshade:
chaosshade Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Suddenly wish I hadn't sold my 360... oh well...
Reply
:iconthebrokenknight:
TheBrokenKnight Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2013
Better then anything Cod could ever do!
Reply
:iconriverstarmontenegro:
RiverStarMontenegro Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
waahahhaahahahhahaHAHHAHAH
Reply
:iconboborly713:
boborly713 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013
so much potential, so wasted. at least theres bayonetta and there was darksiders for a time
Reply
:iconanivalo:
anivalo Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013
I laughed for 5 minutes after reading the 4th panel.
Reply
:icontheevilpeanut:
TheEvilPeanut Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Like Bayonetta.
Reply
:icon2dumb2die:
2dumb2die Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i don't know what to say about this.... it probably took me several hours to find out that the little tiny allyway that doesn't at all look like you can go down it was where you were suposed to go..... i couldn't play very much longer thn that...
Reply
:iconjordan90334264:
Jordan90334264 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2011
A Jill-Sandwich by any other name...
*wears sunglasses*
...would still taste as sweet.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Reply
:iconliobits:
Liobits Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
God... This makes me think of a naruto game for DS when they were actually cool. I fought Gaara for an hour and a half without dying.
Reply
:iconlordm89:
LordM89 Featured By Owner May 22, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
Frame 6 is epic
Reply
:iconman-of-the-hour:
Man-of-the-Hour Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Bad things about Bullet Witch:
Repetitive.
Terrible dialog.
Horrible voice acting.
Easy to get lost in levels.
Some spells are useless.
Maxwell.

Good things about Bullet Witch:
Alicia.
Alicia's gun.
Repetitive in a GOOD way.
Alicia's gun.
Dialog and voice acting is bad enough to be hilarious.
Surprisingly good story.
Nicely-balanced weapons ensure you'll be using all of them.
Alicia.
Quite atmospheric.
The powers that are useful are REALLY fun to use. (Lightning, anyone?)
Alicia.
Alicia's gun.
Alicia's outfits.
Alicia.

Need I say more? :)
Reply
:iconthebrokenknight:
TheBrokenKnight Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2013
:iconclappingplz::iconclappingplz::iconclappingplz: 
Reply
:iconyiggdrasile:
Yiggdrasile Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL! my sister just started playing this and now this comic makes SOOOOOO much sense!
Reply
:iconravenheartnet253:
ravenheartnet253 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2010
LOVE the comic, me and my friends agree with this
Reply
:iconsuper-mutant-dragon:
Super-Mutant-Dragon Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2010
Army of Darkness W00t!1!
Reply
:iconcat-schrodinger-boy:
CAT-Schrodinger-BOY Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
costumes aren't too bad and i like the character design but i have got the say the lack of JUMP pisses me off and the aiming controls are pretty shit also i wish you could blow enemies away with willpower seems a bit of a waste to have a push ability that doesn't affect the creature mind using it on the water silo's is mint get it rolling on the ground with the gun and then launch it with willpower = fun even better if you get it to land on a friendly

and this concludes my comment

as you were...
Reply
:iconsonicspeed95:
SonicSpeed95 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Ha! I don't think Bullet Witch is the worst game ever, but I only rented it for a week and I stopped playing at the forest stage because those damn screamers and humans with worm-like-things on their heads scared the crap outta me. :P awesome comic! :D
Reply
:icontwinvampire:
TwinVampire Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I like this game, I have even completed every mode from easy to hell mode. It's helarius to shoot down the demons when they say: Are you dead yet?

#5 and #6 is so true.
Reply
:iconlocotaco14:
Locotaco14 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2010
7 is hilarious, I know the feeling!
Reply
:iconbloodlust0155:
BloodLust0155 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2009
lol i just finished this game friday...on easy
Reply
:icon5hape5hifter:
5hape5hifter Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2009
8/8
Reply
:iconshadowkatze:
ShadowKatze Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2009
lol, 4 and 6 are awesome!
Reply
:iconcrazywaffles12:
crazywaffles12 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2009
Yay Army of Darkness reference! That just made me love this How to Play even more!
Reply
:iconpheenix42:
Pheenix42 Featured By Owner May 23, 2009
Machine gun form with Fire cast on it. That, and Ravens Panic will get you through most anything! (..except ally AI that INSISTS on walking in front of you!!!)

All true, jollyjack...all true!
Reply
:iconvolts48:
Volts48 Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2009  Hobbyist Filmographer
what made the game suck so badly was that bullet witch can't run, she always walks, wtf is up with that?
Reply
:iconjollyjack:
jollyjack Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2009
She seemed to run in my copy :)
Reply
:iconvolts48:
Volts48 Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2009  Hobbyist Filmographer
that's just it, that's her speed, it's friggin slow for a witch when she has magic right?
Reply
:iconkar-zid:
Kar-zid Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2009  Student Writer
I throughly enjoyed Bullet Witch for the time I had it, though the extremely long time it took to kill one big monster while trying to hang onto a plane AND keep the parasite things off it did get a little annoying. Still, excellent game in my opinion. And great job with this HTP, hilarious once again!
Reply
:iconflamma-man:
Flamma-Man Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2009  Hobbyist
"And this is my BROOM stick!"

[link]
Reply
:iconreanimated4now:
Reanimated4now Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2008  Professional General Artist
Fly fourth class

hahaaaa

:]
Reply
:icondaedalusikari:
DaedalusIkari Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2008
Just finished this game not even 10 minutes ago. I truly can't express how true each of those panels are.

Still fun though. In hindsight, at least.
Reply
:iconrolandknight:
Rolandknight Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Holy carp your the maker of these comic! I mostly see your comic in play.
Reply
:iconde3pbl4ck:
De3pBl4ck Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
This should been filed under, "Good idea that failed to implement best of the core concept" category.
It sounded good, and that may have been it's downfall.
Reply
:icontumas-muscat:
Tumas-Muscat Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"Look at all the pretty bullets" .... alas, so true
Reply
:iconwendy9:
wendy9 Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2008
lol! we actually played that the other day. it was def.... interesting. heehee.
Reply
:iconzombidj:
ZombiDJ Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
I wants me a broomstick C:
Reply
:icongnikhcil:
gnikhcil Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2008
lol laughed all the way through ^^ gj
Reply
:iconcadfrust:
Cadfrust Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"GASP""HACK"...can't breath..."cough"
Reply
:iconcursereaper:
CurseReaper Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2008
I love the "Sic 'em" panel. ^u^
Reply
:iconoperative274:
operative274 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2008
Sounds like fun :D
Reply
:iconlahkh:
Lahkh Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2008
couldn't agree more with the 7th panel there...that thing took FOREVER to kill...
Reply
:iconlightcontroller:
LightController Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2008
AHAHAHAAAH!! 4th class, ftw..
Reply
:iconst0rmiii:
St0rmiii Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2008   Digital Artist
Yes, it did suck.
But I love it xD
Reply
:iconmartinhoulden:
martinhoulden Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2008  Professional General Artist
i borrowed it from the library at work. i was pleased i borrowed it and didnt buy it =)
Reply
:iconlunardiaries:
LunarDiaries Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2008
So sadly true, that game could have been sooooo much better :(
Reply
:iconrye6484:
RYE6484 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2008
Ya I heard it wasnt all that grand, and it didnt get a good review but whatever, some of the dumb games for some people can turn out to be the best games.
Reply
:icontwmtwm:
twmtwm Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2008
XD such an awful game
Reply
Add a Comment:
 
×
Download JPG 856 × 533




Details

Submitted on
June 25, 2008
Image Size
116 KB
Resolution
856×533
Thumb

Stats

Views
66,127 (6 today)
Favourites
767 (who?)
Comments
159
Downloads
1,331
×