Edit: Etymology at work again. Biscuit/Cookie, both are the same thing, but the Brits get their name for it from Latin, by way of Middle French ("bescuit"), while the Americans get their name for it from the Dutch ("koekie").
"I can quit anytime. Anytime. It's just that I can hear light now, God is talking to me and She loves me very, very much. And I feel like going out and jogging around town two, three, maybe a hundred times. I''ll be back. Hold my calls."
Whilst working at my local grocery store, I was stocking the shelves with, wait for it... Oreos! A small child and her mother walk behind me. The mother asks if Oreos would work for the party. The child responds by saying that she hates oreos now because they have cocaine in them. So I turn around, completely catching them by surprise, and engaging them in a lengthy discussion so as to educate the girl on what the article actually said, not what her ignorant little mind thought it said. I was just disappointed that that was the little girl's opinion and the mother didn't try to find out if it were true or not, but rather still offered to buy the Oreos even after hearing her daughter's argument against them (just before I jumped into the conversation). Clearly the mother was smart enough to see her daughter's belief as being false, but she didn't try to correct it. And this was all the fault of the misinterpreted data presented by "trustworthy" media sources. And this comment ran WAY longer than I thought it would.
The sky would turn red, cats and dogs would howl, oceans and seas would turn to kelp juice, the earth would reverse polarity, babies would sas their mothers, mimes would talk, cows would get purple pokadots, pigs would fly, everyone would become women,then men, untill it was unclear what gender you finnaly became, and then the Anti-Christ would come
I'd like to know what happens to priority and common sense when researchers get into the lab. ' Good morning Ralf, should we continue our work on that cure for cancer?.. I think we're pretty close to a break through...'. Don't be silly George, we've got more important work to get to today.
I tried to eat some oreos a few months back, and compared it to the time BEFORE that, annnnd the recipe has gone bad. I mean: SERIOUSLY messed up the recipe, by which only 6 of the tiny oreo cookies/biscuits, had me goin to the bathroom 3 hours later, and having to take a book, and used over half of a roll of toilet paper...
Whereas the time before, 3 years ago, i ate more than half of the container and didn't need to take a shit until almost midnight, from snackin on the pack all afternoon.