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I can quit any time. by jollyjack I can quit any time. by jollyjack
....just one more.

Edit: Etymology at work again. Biscuit/Cookie, both are the same thing, but the Brits get their name for it from Latin, by way of Middle French ("bescuit"), while the Americans get their name for it from the Dutch ("koekie").
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ArcanumTwilight Featured By Owner May 3, 2015
And Coca~Cola is the only company in America that is legally allowed to import coca leaves into America. So they can use it to make Coca~cola. Coca leaves is also the raw material needed to make the drug Cocaine.

SilverWing27 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
XD Too late.
squarenuts Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2015
Search engine manipulation anyone? Now when you search for coke or cocaine, guess what else is now included. Make you wonder who "funded" this study. Are we running out of real problems for scientists to work on?  
LonlyShadows Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
koekje.... sorry xD 
HydraHYD Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
HydraHYD Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Vrekandis Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2015
"I can quit anytime.  Anytime.   It's just that I can hear light now, God is talking to me and She loves me very, very much.  And I feel like going out and jogging around town two, three, maybe a hundred times.  I''ll be back.  Hold my calls."

superpika293 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm already loving this rodent.
KakushiMiko Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014
now I get it!
KaySavage Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Shadowkey392 Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2014
MegaMiner71 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014
Now confirmed by science that cookies and biscuits are addicting.
GeneralFlare Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
His eye brow is like going off his face x 3
Zitadoeza Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2014  Student Digital Artist
(It's koekje though) ...or koek when it's a big cookie)) 
TheLastIronMan Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Now do a study on Pringles. Because seriously, have just one Pringle in a single sitting.
MrMeisterWaffle Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014  Student Artist
I took away my brother's pringle can and he looked at me like I murdered his family
TheLastIronMan Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
DemonBrothers Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014
Grind em up, snort them through your nose.
It's way better that way.
AzureUmbrakinetic Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2014
And then you saw EVERYTHING.
Ghastasaur Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2014
*next panel*

ButterscotchRipple77 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2014  Student Artist
anything chocolate related is my cocaine
right now, in real life, I'm eating a chocolate bar
Edge-sama Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
what do they mean "for lab rats"?
Crollio Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Rats that were grown/raised in a lab for the purposes of experiments.
Edge-sama Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I mean, what do they mean FOR rats? I thought it was like a universal effect :p
eyelessjill666 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
it's like me and coffee
CandykittenAJ Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2014  Student Digital Artist
well i cant stop eating candies 
DragonSlayerX12 Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2014
I feel really focused right Now.Bong Icon +:ICBM: =high gwah High Lmao Smiley Emoticon SUGAR HIGH TK (High Tension Dance) [V1] Uuuu Justtt Gottt HIGh .:ZukoOnCactusJuice:. (American dad reference)
qwertypictures Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Heck, if everyone became hooked on these instead of drugs, the world would be a better - if fatter - place.

Interesting tid-bit reg; the biscuit / cookie argument. You learn and laugh at the same time ;P
randomwolfdragon Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014  Hobbyist
custard crème is a blonde oreo
xomegahackx Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2014
It's way funnier if you imagine the Heavy's voice for the "om nom nom"
RoguishBard Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
"I'll just take one...or two...four wouldn't hurt..."
peirrin Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014
I'm poor, I usually buy the off brand knock offs.  But occasionally, I like the real thing.  I bought some honest to god Oreo brand cookies the other week for the first time in a few years.  

They barely lasted an afternoon.   It was terrible.  
Grieverjoe Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2014
Did you know that Hydrox cookies came before Oreos, yet they got branded as the knockoff? :D
TwentyPlusTwo Featured By Owner May 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Jeeze really? They must've been pushed under the carpet pretty fast, Oreo's have been around since 1912. Your right though, Hydrox has been around since 1908 and inspired Oreo.
peirrin Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2014
I did not in fact.  It happens a lot though in branding wars I understand.
cornerstone8060 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2014
There is one generic brand that I like. I forget if it's Hotkiss ( sounds strange, I know. ) These don't taste like vegetable shortening. To be honest, I'd take them over Oreos any day. O_o
TsawlaEltuTsamsiyu Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2014  Student General Artist
Whilst working at my local grocery store, I was stocking the shelves with, wait for it... Oreos! A small child and her mother walk behind me. The mother asks if Oreos would work for the party. The child responds by saying that she hates oreos now because they have cocaine in them. So I turn around, completely catching them by surprise, and engaging them in a lengthy discussion so as to educate the girl on what the article actually said, not what her ignorant little mind thought it said. I was just disappointed that that was the little girl's opinion and the mother didn't try to find out if it were true or not, but rather still offered to buy the Oreos even after hearing her daughter's argument against them (just before I jumped into the conversation). Clearly the mother was smart enough to see her daughter's belief as being false, but she didn't try to correct it. And this was all the fault of the misinterpreted data presented by "trustworthy" media sources. And this comment ran WAY longer than I thought it would.
DeROSAart Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014  Professional General Artist
I have a similar issue... Chips Ahoy. And Cheetos. Mmmmmmmm
TheMikko Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2014
I wonder what they put in 'em. Whenever I get the local version of the same cookie I don't get nearly as into nommin 'em as I do, well, most stuff. lol 
ditistomzelf Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
as a dutch guy I confirm this * koekie *  thing!  :cookie:
ryutuisen Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014
damit shouldnt give this to my rats .
nadiwa Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haha this is too funny. What was the name of this creature again?
trizero91489 Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013
if these were illegal...what would you do? O_O
AnimeDoaDoa Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014
The sky would turn red, cats and dogs would howl, oceans and seas would turn to kelp juice, the earth would reverse polarity, babies would sas their mothers, mimes would talk, cows would get purple pokadots, pigs would fly, everyone would become women,then men, untill it was unclear what gender you finnaly became, and then the Anti-Christ would come
trizero91489 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014
okay...thanks for the story. ^^;
Hapuniva Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013
I'd like to know what happens to priority and common sense when researchers get into the lab.
' Good morning Ralf, should we continue our work on that cure for cancer?.. I think we're pretty close to a break through...'. Don't be silly George, we've got more important work to get to today.
moonlightwalk Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You made my day with this comment XD
MakarovJAC Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013
"I tell you, George, we WILL conquer the world with an army of Oreo-addicted mice. They will do ANYTHING for a fix!"
codyrush Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013  Student Filmographer
Funnily enough, I don't have a problem stopping after like eight of the little bastards.
Afrodisium Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2013
Nabisco Foods. We rule the world.
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