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Mum Vs Pumpkins by jollyjack Mum Vs Pumpkins by jollyjack
A Mother's Day card for my Ma, who's actually a worryingly good shot with a crossbow: [link]
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:iconthe-golden-knight:
The-Golden-Knight Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013
I saw the video...Slick shooting! :clap:
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:iconobsidiron:
Obsidiron Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013
Pshh. Balls to that, I once split an entire watermelon down the middle with a machete!
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:iconjollyjack:
jollyjack Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013
I once split a machete down the middle with a watermelon!
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:iconobsidiron:
Obsidiron Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013
ERHMAHGERD WE BOTH LIKE BISECTING FRUIT
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:icongraseythewolf:
GraseyTheWolf Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
this is why i never use those plastic jack o lanterns for candy holders on halloween.
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:iconalexistrigoii:
AlexiStrigoii Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2013  Student Writer
You know this technically makes her a vampire hunter
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:icondragnmastralex:
Dragnmastralex Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
2 in the heart, 1 in the "plums"
move over Darrel Dixon we have a new crossbow zombie hunter in the making!
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MANICMONKEY40 Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2013
lol! =)
Love it!
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:iconsebek22:
sebek22 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The internet needs more of this.
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:icontollerstree:
TollersTree Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I love that man! Makes me wanna play Team Fortress and Battlefield Heroes.
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:iconpeitelilritsuka:
PeiteLilRitsuka Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I know how you feel, my mom's a scary great shot. And we live smack dab in the south(U.S.A).
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:iconkekat147:
KeKat147 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
good,..good for her. we need more pumpkin bounty hunters in the world XD
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:iconhawkfire11111:
Hawkfire11111 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:D i laughed when i first read it.
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:iconkinggigasmon:
Kinggigasmon Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:aww: Cool!
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:iconsuperpony05:
superpony05 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2013
thats funny .............shooting pumkins with arrows
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:iconcyberpumpkin:
Cyberpumpkin Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
I'm going to hide.

This is pretty adorable, though! I hope she loves it!
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:iconfyllm:
Fyllm Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013
Do you have a license for that young man? :batman:
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:icon6-qubed:
6-Qubed Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013
...I want you to go back and reread the way you wrote that comment.

Only this time, with legalized child slavery in mind.
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:icondeancota:
DeanCota Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
And screams of pain and agony filled the backyard.
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:iconsilverilix:
Silverilix Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Awesome!
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:iconanebrd:
Anebrd Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013
very cute!
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:iconstookam:
Stookam Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013
Huh, so that's what you sound like.
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:iconmarmelmm:
marmelmm Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013
Hee hee hee!
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:iconarcanumtwilight:
ArcanumTwilight Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013
Badass.
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:iconrem-dog:
rem-dog Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2013
Haw!
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:iconadventuregoat:
AdventureGoat Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2013
Awesome card! Super cute!
I always feel guilty if I buy cards instead of making them. As should every artist ;)
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:iconmackenziex:
MacKenzieX Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2013
This is awesome...
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:iconfiercediety1987:
fiercediety1987 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2013
Leave that squash alone.
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:iconthatrevmans:
thatrevmans Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
behold the awesome might of jollymom! creator of the jollyjack

and suddenly with the pumkins my mind thinks jolly jack-o-lantern

anyways, awesome card
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:iconmoonresident:
MoonResident Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2013
Thank you for sharing a precious family moment. . . .
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:iconvedrit:
vedrit Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2013
"I'm not a crazed gunman, dad. I'm an assassin!"
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:iconcaleb157:
caleb157 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013
awesome
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:iconsmashpumpkins:
SmashPumpkins Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ha!
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:iconnighthawke:
Nighthawke Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013
Maybe shes getting ready for those vampire veggies from the Digger strip. Those bad gourds made me laugh! :lmao:
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RivisIndigoEmporium Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013  Professional General Artist
Love it. :XD:
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:iconmalkrow21:
malkrow21 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013
It sort of bothers me when people use the term "fire" with anything that launches a projectile; you can't actually fire a spring-based weapon system like a crossbow. You can shoot one, but you can't actually fire it. The term "fire" doesn't just simply mean "shoot" when it comes with any sort of projectile based weaponry, it means "to shoot a firearm." Because a firearm basically works by fire, as the hammer hits the back of the bullet, causes an ignition which is the bang, and then the round is launched into the target. That's why they are called firearms, the practically work by fire, especially those matchlock rifles as you had to light a piece of string.
When it comes to spring-based weapon systems like bows or crossbows, traditional or compound; it really doesn't matter, they don't work by causing a bang to launch the projectile. It's basically a string that's bent and locked at the back by either the hand or the latch--if that's what it's called--on a crossbow, and once that is released, the string springs itself and launches the projectile. So, they basically work via a springing mechanism.

Can you imagine ancient archers and crossbowmen using the term "fire"? I guarantee that cause a lot of confusion: "What, fire? There's a fire? There's a fire! Quick! Women and children! Get a bucket of sand; some water, hurry; the kingdom's on fire!"
It's only in the modern age that we associate the term "fire" with anything that launches a projectile because that's what our modern troops use on today's battlefields. Well, of course they're going to say "fire"; they're dealing with FIREARMS!
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:iconjollyjack:
jollyjack Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013
The correct term would be "loose". But as we don't live in ancient times, and everyone understands that "to fire" means "to launch a projectile", who really cares?
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:iconmalkrow21:
malkrow21 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2013
"Loose," "shoot" or "release", but not "fire"; that's strictly for firearms. And it is as I have stated: we only use the term "fire" today because we got it from firearm terminology.
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:iconmarmelmm:
marmelmm Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013
Well, I'm off to drive on a parkway, then park on a driveway. :)
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:iconmalkrow21:
malkrow21 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013
That has absolutely nothing to do with my argument.
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:iconmarmelmm:
marmelmm Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013
You begin to learn, grasshopper! ;D
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:iconmalkrow21:
malkrow21 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013
Shut up.
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:iconmarmelmm:
marmelmm Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013
You first.
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DrinkTeaOrDie Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013  Student Filmographer
How cute. And what a nice gift! :)
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NiennaSurion Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Your Ma kickass with a crossbow XD awesome :3
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:iconcybercorn-entropic:
CyberCorn-Entropic Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013
I'd say someone is out of their gourd, but I'm not so sure it's your mother. Mostly on account of her holding sharp, pointy, deadly objects.
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Selestrielle Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Phillip M Jackson: big breasted anthropomorphic females, dark humor and HORRIBLY CUTE MOTHER'S DAY CARDS :D
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:iconjollyjack:
jollyjack Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2013
I play with a diverse range of subject matter :D
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:iconselestrielle:
Selestrielle Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Jesus! You answered my comment! I think I'm gonna faint *fangirl mode activated*
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:iconchwen-hoou:
Chwen-Hoou Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013
Saw the video. She definitely has a good aim. ^^;
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