"Why, come in, come in. It's cold outside. Hang your jacket by the others... There you go, splendid. I already got some tea for you. Take a biscuit. I'm just going to dust off this ´ole book here. Take a seat, please. You comfortable? Good. Now, let me tell you a story. It's one I don't think you have heard before. 'Twas late on Bonfire Night, by the old patch at Bob's that I heard of this, and I think you might just enjoy it as much as I did ...."
daaaaag... you look like a stoner..... no offense meant, good man....... there's nuthin' wrong with being a stoner, but leave the bowl and bong to the sidelines, I BEG OF YA!!!!!
Ehh, seriously, ol' chap - admit it: yoor a stonurr..... yoor a stonurr..... yoor a stonurr..... yoor a stonurr..... yoor a stonurr..... (you are feeling extreemilee sleeepeeeeeeee...... <zzzzzzzzz... zzzzzzzzz...>)
I've been to Istanbul before as well. Very nice city, with an arabic feel that you can't kind outside of those cities which are generally considered a little more dangerous than the rest. The food was good, especially the Baklava, and the tourism was...superb.