"Why, come in, come in. It's cold outside. Hang your jacket by the others... There you go, splendid. I already got some tea for you. Take a biscuit. I'm just going to dust off this Žole book here. Take a seat, please. You comfortable? Good. Now, let me tell you a story. It's one I don't think you have heard before. 'Twas late on Bonfire Night, by the old patch at Bob's that I heard of this, and I think you might just enjoy it as much as I did ...."