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Q.T. on I.B. by jollyjack Q.T. on I.B. by jollyjack
Terrible film. How the hell it got made, I'll never know.
Pointless, devoid of charm and utterly schizophrenic. It didn't know if it wanted to be farce, parody, thriller or art flick.
I usually like Tarantino's quirky scripts, because they always go somewhere. They have an ending, a conclusion that you didn't see coming or a twist that, clever or not, is usually pretty entertaining.
Inglorious Basterds didn't and wasn't.
It's unfulfilling mess that is in no way worthy of your time.
Avoid or wait for the DVD so you can watch the thing at double speed, thus halving your inevitable suffering....
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HydraHYD Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
:/ what am I seeing, lol
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Jykell Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It could have been much better if it was just about the woman who owned the theater.
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Xyronian Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2014
As a Jew, I can definitively state that the ending to Inglorious Basterds was the greatest thing I've ever seen. The rest, not so much. 
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stabkamay Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2014
I love both the movie and this comic 
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peppermint-petty Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2013  Student General Artist
I actually really liked the movie and still do^^
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JecBro Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
yo the movie was ok man. i found it funny as. 
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SeiuchiKing Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2013
funny as what? I must KNOW!
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JecBro Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
funny as a Troll.
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samutaikaj Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012
"i see" no u dont ur eyes are full of shit litteraly
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Jarvisrama99 Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2012
His next film is about the Civil War and stars an African American slave who becomes a bounty hunter and the villian is leonardo dicaprio as a slave owner. :(
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samutaikaj Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012
that is a better love story then twilight
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Jarvisrama99 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012
Yes.
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majin88 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I'll stick with guns of Navarrone!
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kkandtrey Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I actually liked it, it wasn't the worst it wasn't the best, it just.....was.
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L1701E Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2011
My thoughts exactly when I saw this film. The sad part was, I was actually EXCITED to see it.
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reebba Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
oH, I was watching all of your comics and falling in love with them but sorry, I got to disagree with this one. i thought you were talking about Death Proof XD , but, Inglorious Basterds was epic.
It doesn't match the history, is a parallel reality as all QT movies, they are in his own universe, you know, his own marks, same chars jumping from movie to movie... gotta know that to get how they got to kill Hitler haha :D
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RiftNinja Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
your english i can see how you wouldnt like it
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Junadei Featured By Owner May 18, 2011
One of the mpost boring films I have seen

Cliché
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Archie621 Featured By Owner May 7, 2011  Student General Artist
Well I personally Enjoyed the film(Christoph Waltz was amazing as the German SS guy)
But many people I know hated it...and from the comments some hate other love it...so mabye its one of those hate it or love it films...

Anyway the comic is funny, its just so..."what the hell?" if I could put it that way...
lol
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X4Zeta Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2011
I thought it was fun but is sold slightly short of what it could have been.
'Gnatzis' made it worthwhile though.
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shogun37 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010
Second career as film critic? I agree. If the lead character (read: high-functioning idiot) had never existed, things would have been better.
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IhateGoodByes95 Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2010
I love it :)
I just can't understand why others don't haha
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Morggehan Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It makes Independence day look like a masterpiece. that's what i'm achully saying about this movie.
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Volts48 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2010  Hobbyist Filmographer
I didn't think it was that bad.
I mean, it's not Tarantino's best (that being Pulp Fiction in my general opinion) but I thought it was rather humourous to think that Tarantino was trying to rewrite history books and say that's how WWII ended.

sure, it's not accurate but hey, that's an original idea; Hitler getting all shot up to shit (just like on that one guy's face in the last panel)

overall: yeah, it goes on, it takes almsot forever for anything to happen and when it does, sometimes the pay-off feels low and unrewarding. But hey, I'm a sucker for Tarantino films; I'm just gonna say that it was O K. It's not great, I've seen far better but this was funny to hear Brad Pitt say 'Nat-zees'
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DarkoMyuustuuJuanez Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2010
Thank god i found someone else who didn't like this film. Unfortunately for Tarantino it was my first film of his that I've seen, and I have therefore become extremely wary of watching any of his other films for fear that it will be just as bad. I was willing to forgive the trailers being an outright lie for a little while (why the hell was the movie named after the characters whose plotline seems tacked on?), but after about hour 7 of the scene in the bar i totally gave up on this film. Im sorry Mr. Tarantino, but you CAN'T drag out suspense for THAT LONG without becoming BORING AS HELL.
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SweetOctopiewriter Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Hey, I love the movie (especially the part with the Jew Bear), but this doesn't keep me from laughing
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slumbering Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2010
Agree! Ah.., agree!
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DowneyFan Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love the movie, but this comic is effin HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!! Haha, xDDD
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jakisall2 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Overall no it wasn't a great movie, but I liked a few scenes with the "Jew Hunter" he built the suspense in them rather well
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iheartblank Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2010
I've been staring at this for the last five minutes and I can't stop laughing!
Epic WIN!!
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Pervs Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2010
I didnt think it was THAT bad. I actually didn't think it was bad at all. To each his own I guess.....
Anyways, this comic made me chuckle :D
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Georgur Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2010
That movie was worse than watchmen.
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fishgul69 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OH SNAP!
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ZumboPrime Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2010
Totally accurate, movie wasn't worth watching.
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Ignatian-Mystic Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2010
:rofl:When I saw the last three panels, I could only think one thing:

Thank GOD this is in black and white. XD
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knytcrawlr Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD incredible!
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aavalokiteshvara Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2010
ROFLMAOWTIME! Holy crap, this made me laugh. OH GOD. I love you!
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MESHQUBE Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2010
I bet that's exactly what happened when he was directing the movie.
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Jameless Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2009
haha i liked it.. but eh whatever it your opinion
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What-the-Gaff Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh, Quentin! You've gone and done it again! Heh.
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Needle-In-The-Groove Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
never intended to watch it..
but your quentin looks SO friggin' funny.. :rofl:
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SimpleBend Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2009  Hobbyist
Well I read the script and it seemed okay to me. I loved the humor and the Col. Hans Landa. Some characters are very unexplored (well most of them) and it's a little grotesque but that's Tarantino at his best. Dunno about the movie... but I think it does develop a little plot surrounding uhh the Jew-Girl-With-The-Very-Hard-Name and her vengeance... I personally would give he whole thing a 8/10.
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SimpleBend Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2009  Hobbyist
Forgot to say... great comic :)
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WuoLong Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2009
I... I liked it... >.>
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About-A-Lamp-Monster Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2009
Oh your comic made me laugh.

I found the movie to be sporadically enjoyable. Don't get me wrong, it was incoherent in plot, the Shosanna character came off so unsympathetic, and the ending was just so off-putting and just so indescribable in its audacity. I'm just glad I saw it at a very early showing for only 5 bucks. Though if I had paid more I'd probably hate the movie and demand financial restitution.
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Dethklok78 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2009
I enjoyed the movie. I got a few laughs out of it, and really liked some of the effects.
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Rinzley Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2009
I haven't watched it yet and I have no urge to do so either. WW2 doesn't interest me and I can't stand Brad Pitt in any movie.
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L33t-Largo Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2009
I liked it, mainly because it showed Nazis getting killed in inventive ways. Also, Colonel Landa was one of the better film villains in a while, in my opinion.
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Maria34 Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2009
Tarintino writes good dialogue. He has never understood the word "plot". It took a damn great cast to make Pulp Fiction entertaining, in spite of the fact that it goes nowhere. Same with Reservoir Dogs, Deathproof, etc. Tarintino is basically a five year old with a camera: "Ninjas, explosions, chicks, guns, rape, Sam L., AAAAAND CUT!"
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charici Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2009
I simply adored this movie. I don't understand how you can say that this movie isn't worth watching. There were twists, and the ending was different from what happened in the real war. The humor is great and I couldn't get my eyes of the screen. I think that people should decide for themselves to watch this or not.
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