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En garde :P

so i was on facebook.... by nebezial

Science has a cooler soundtrack, too: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK_YMI…
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k10a06p2000 Featured By Owner Edited Jan 29, 2017
First thing to say: I like both pictures regardless.
Second thing to say: I agree with the quote on the picture here.
Third thing to say: As a Christian do I believe men mounted on dinosaurs? Not sure I wasn't there after the beginning of everything, and neither were you, Mr. Jackson.
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Lediblock2 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2017
Tell me, did the Revolutionary War not happen because 'you weren't there'? Are you really so arrogant as to assume that the universe needs your personal presence for any event whatsoever to occur?
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k10a06p2000 Featured By Owner Edited Feb 10, 2017
I'm very sure the War for Independence occurred because we have documents and historical accounts of it happening.
Nobody assumingly was present for whatever created the whole of everything that means no exact documentation or account of it happening.
The beginning of everything is something up to speculation and theorizing, and honestly the whole "How did everything start debate" is a bitterly divisive argument that simply breeds division.
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Lediblock2 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2017
Exactly. We have fossils that work as records, not to mention the entire fucking field of astrophysics.
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Iron1Fox Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Creationist piss me off with that creationist museum, where they have the cave men riding dinosaurs... that's also why i hate Michael bay's 4th transformers, cause of optimus riding Grimlock, reminded me too much of the creationist museum.
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Frednuttin Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2016
All of the yes 
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Northwarden Featured By Owner May 8, 2016
LOL!   XD

BVV
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cat348 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2016
It looks like it has a backwards head.
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NODOGAN Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2016
i'm 100% behind every single one of those statements
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Roxor128 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Damn right.
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Arvandus Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2015
Where can I get a print of this?
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Serpentman2008 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2015  Student Digital Artist
the B-1000 looks suspiciously like a dickbutt with raptor legsTransparent Dickbutt Icon 
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RobinJH Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2015
Squirrel science at it's finest!
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MarcusOTerra Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2015
I heard this in the voice of Loader bot (Raison Varner) and it just made me LAUGH to pieces.
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Flimflanboy Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Hmmm...
A t-rex with mini-gun arms....
Where have I heard that before?
axecop.com/
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Skelefish Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2015
Song missing.  What was it if you remember.
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SFaccountant Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2015
Science responsibly. Always make sure to wear proper safety equipment, and clean up your science before it leaks into any water tables.
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AntiMatterChronicles Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2015
you forgot the pink neon sign stating this is fukkin cool
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Gardon Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2015  Professional General Artist
Half of the description fits in "Art", not in Science.
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L-Rid Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2015
I want this now......  0_0
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Senaneone Featured By Owner Edited Sep 28, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Atheists: jollyjack.deviantart.com/art/S…

Creationists: nebezial.deviantart.com/art/so…

There, everyone wins! :3
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Azarathian-Mage Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Is that supposed to be a flamethrower?
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JMiera Featured By Owner Edited Sep 17, 2015  Professional Filmographer
Le Gasp 
Neb V JJ!!  
*gets popcorn*
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UnicronWars Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I see your Sciencezord and raise you the Dragonzord.:D
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TheSUNGlassKid Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
Go forth and science!
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soulfreeze Featured By Owner Edited Aug 19, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
I like both, but i prefer dinosaurs AND lasers and guns and shit.
Can you and the fella who drew 'rat queens 2' perhaps work 'together' and create a genetically super-cloned cybernetic dinosaur with rayguns and shit ridden by a caveman-meets-flash-gordon?

Possibly not. But it's the thought that counts.

TL : DR - like it :)
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orangeglasses2 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2015
Yes, please.
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Noctourn Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2015  Hobbyist
There are not enough ways for me to fave this D:< 
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FreakyFlynn Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2015
*Reads description*  
  
Ooooo-eee! shit's about to go down now!
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potatofaceofpotato Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2015  Student Artist
Aperture Science and Black Mesa, amirite?
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Twinsnake-Coatl Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2015
Hells yeah!
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MethusulaComics Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2015
....awesome.
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RedWingsDragon Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2015
Not according to S.O.A.D.
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CrypticDog Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
OMG Grimlock! 
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NarfoOnTheNet Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2015
Please tell me there's a response to this.
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Cloudelfish Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
hahahahahahah wtf!!!
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DragonCount Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
With SCIENCE of course! 
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IamNoOnebutIanMoone Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2015  Student
I feel like this is in the science channels commercial for what science is, and I just haven't looked hard enought to see it there.
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ghost-nerdy Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2015
I want one of those XD 
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ShawnLeroy Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Weaponized Artificial Intelligence? Even Mr. Steven Hawking thinks that's a really bad idea.
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JAFNOVA Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Hell yeah!

I'm a "Mechanical Engineer" not a "Biological Engineer".

If I can't grow it in a petri dish in a lab, I'll put it together in the "Prototype Engineering" shop. 
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MAC-LEOD Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2015
Chariots man. Chariots chariots.
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PantherFlint Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2015  Student General Artist
Dude. You hate christians. I get it. But keep in mind, without the bible, you would have never gotten Indiana Jones. (The good ones, I mean.)

Touche.
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Passin Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2015
He's taking a pop at fundies, not Christianity here. You know, the kind that think that facts are optional extras.

Really, over here in Britain, we consider it something to laugh at. (ESPECIALLY the Christians!)
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PantherFlint Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2015  Student General Artist
The so called "fundies" are poorly named, because the true fundamentals of Christianity is that God loved every single individual one of us to suffer the worst death imaginable and a fate worse than death. The fundamentals say that we should love those who hate us and be kind to those that use us. The fundamentals are to believe that everyone deserves a second chance and a shot at redemption. Why is it that nobody focuses on these points? Aren't these admirable qualities in a person?

And as for ignoring the facts, I'm not one of these people. The biblical creation has just as much evidence going for it as evolution, it's just that because of people like JollyJack, they ignore it because they think it's laughable. So yeah. Welcome to my world. Nobody's ever going to take you seriously for who you are.
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Passin Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2015
Sigh. Creationism has NO ACTUAL EVIDENCE. Unless you count liars and frauds. Evolution has an OVERWHELMING amount of evidence. Only a Christian who is weak in faith believes in creationism. CREATIONISM IS THE DENIAL OF HARD FACTS FOR THOSE WEAK IN FAITH.

And fundies are perfectly happy to SUPPRESS OTHER PEOPLE'S RIGHTS AND FREEDOMS in the name of their God. Sorry, your good traits don't excuse your bad. You might as well use the same excuses for Hitler. He might have been kind to animals, but that doesn't make his actions excusable either.
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PantherFlint Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2015  Student General Artist
Quit yelling and listen to yourself. "Only a Christian who is weak in faith believes in creationism."

???

Oh, so believing something the bible tells me is a sign of weakness in faith? No. Believing everything the Word of God says is strong faith. This is why people like you are so paradoxical, you're basically telling me, "You can believe whatever you want to believe, just as long as you don't actually believe it. Unless, of course, you believe nothing, in that case, you can believe it."

Are you a Christian or an Atheist? sorry, kinda a side note lol

Now, where was I... Yeah. Whatever you mean by "Suppressing other People's rights and freedoms," I can assure you that I'm not one of those people. I don't force any of my religion down other people's throats, I don't say that they can't do whatever they want to do, I just let them know that I don't approve of it. If you want to bash me all day telling me that I'm stupid and weak minded then by all means, go ahead. Just know that I wouldn't really like it. Neither would I be listening.

Hitler's main traits were killing people and hideous mustaches. His love for animals is absolutely irrelevant. My main traits as a Christian is that if you need help, I'll help you. If you want my coat, I'll give you two. If you need me to walk with you a mile, I will go two with you. If you're in a pit I will pull you out, should you want to get out. All in all I as a Christian am a benefit to society because I follow the example that Jesus gave me.

Now, I'm a very tired and simple artist kid that has better things to learn to do than arguing. So if you want to actually see my evidence for creationism, then I will be happy to show it to you. But if you will be close minded as to not even consider my defense, (which in the court of law is known as injustice), then I'm moving on. Which will it be?
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Passin Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2015
I made a statement of fact. If your faith is unable to survive contact with hard reality, it is weak. That is why creationism is a sign of weak faith. Just because I regard hard facts as none optional, does not suddenly make me 'closed-minded' Or perhaps you regard 99 percent of Christians as 'weak in faith'? Or perhaps you regard the Pope (Leader of the single LARGEST Christian group) as weak in faith? 

Or perhaps you LIKE the idea of a murderous, psychopathic, genocidal and viciously immoral God? 

Feel free to provide your evidence. From RELIABLE sources. (Hint, you won't find any. because funny enough, the OVERWHELMING evidence is FOR evolution and NONE is for creationism) So naturally, you will have to avoid any source with the words Christian, Genesis, Creation etc. Please, feel free to explain the ENTIRE FOSSIL RECORD, RADIO-CARBON DATING, the very presence of stars, the OBSERVED EVOLUTION of bacteria a a few thousand other details.

Sorry kid, you don't get to pretend facts are optional because you don't like them and are weak in faith. 
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PantherFlint Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2015  Student General Artist
I'll admit: I have a huge character flaw when it comes to any form of competition, so, here:

youtu.be/4tbRzV8Ti0Q?t=5m53s

Remember, in order to observe the evidence justly, you must do so without bias.

So, now that I've made a lame ass attempt at getting the last word in... xD I just have to say, I admire you're very strong stance, but you're standing on some made up stuff. Like Catholics and Christians being one and the same. And carbon dating isn't reliable. And fossil record isn't complete. Ok. I have to go. Bye!
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