She's the Bone Queen, alright- I got a "bone" just looking at it. --- "...So, she looks over to her husband, then sets it back down in her lap and says, 'Honey, this one's eating my popcorn.'"- Agent K ("Men in Black", 1997)
A DOZEN jokes involving bones, boners, hard ones, etc. just lept to mind, and, I can't, nay, won't subject You, or, anyone to them! Just that kind of a gentleman, I suppose! That's the point of being....Just great!