Your lines are slick and stylish, sir, just like your humor. I don't think I have ever seen a "Maltese Falcon" reference here on deviantART. You do not even come close to the "dry humor" stereotype assigned to most UK folks by us slobbenly Americans (with our penchant for toilet humor).
However, "Are You Being Served?" is an unforgiveable sin.
However, "Are You Being Served?" is an unforgiveable sin.
El Cernex