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Totally Not Gay by jollyjack Totally Not Gay by jollyjack

I’m always wary when I hear of people in power targeting specific groups with irrational and/or hysteria-fuelled justification. As a history nut I can say it has never ended well. Ever.

Also, the more this has escalated, the more I have felt that Vladimir Putin (topless cross-country jockey and current Russian President) doth protest too much….

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:iconlolitheleopard:
LolitheLeopard Featured By Owner May 5, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
In the immortal words of Bart Simpson: "Come on, Snipers! Where are you!?"
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:icondrinkup101:
drinkup101 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Fabulous.
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:iconsquarenuts:
squarenuts Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2015
Someone has to be the bad guy on the world stage... Merica, stay away from that mirror. 
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:iconblackdragons6:
blackdragons6 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2015
It's not called being gay it's called being fabulous
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:iconjuanchodln:
JuanchoDLN Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2015
is Putin, president of Russia? Right?
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:iconchris107:
Chris107 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2015
You know, I've seen this picture a few times.  But, this the first time that I noticed that the horse is wearing a ball gag.

God damn it man...
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:iconjollyjack:
jollyjack Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2015
It's the little things ;)
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:iconchris107:
Chris107 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2015
True...So very true

But still...God damn it man...
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:iconrandomrussianguy:
RandomRussianGuy Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2015
He saved a team of journalists from the tiger attack once, you know.
He's totally not a gay, or a terrorist, or what the hell Obama tells about him.
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:iconjollyjack:
jollyjack Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2015
Because it was a Siberian Tiger, does he plan to annex the part of China it can be found in?
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:iconrandomrussianguy:
RandomRussianGuy Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015
Siberia is a russan territory.
And yes, one of our tigers recently gone to chinese side of the forest. I think we must send some scientists to rescue him.
Chinese guys loves tiger organs for their tradtional medicine too much.
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:iconrandomrussianguy:
RandomRussianGuy Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015
Tiger returned, case closed. He just steal some goats on the chinese side.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand shit still happened from another side. I'll just post it here...
twitter.com/Borisich_glass

Use google translate or something, if you want to read.
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:iconxman5778:
xman5778 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
YES YES YES YES.
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:iconcyrodilicpenguin:
CyrodilicPenguin Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
oh, this is BEAUTIFUL. i wonder if he saw this and liked it?
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:iconsatanaratus:
Satanaratus Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015
I believe that man, ruling the biggest country in the world don't have time for deviantart.)
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:iconjollyjack:
jollyjack Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2015
That you said "ruling" and not "governing" is exactly why the rest of the world is kinda worried.
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:iconsatanaratus:
Satanaratus Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2015
It is the part of russian mentality, to perceive the leader as a tzar, and it can't be helped anyhow. Governors can come and go like any another employee, but ruler must be one with country, one in blood, in bone, in future. If the ruler know that his future depends of his country's future, he won't betray it like some did in past.
Russia traditionally was represented as a scarecrow for Europeans in general and the Anglo-Saxons in particular. Nothing changed even after two revolutions as I see.
"They fears of our hugeness", as Alexander the Peacemaker says.

 But in the first place, my english just isn't developed good enough to see the important difference between this two terms.:D
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:iconnarfoonthenet:
NarfoOnTheNet Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2014
I would have put the word "justification" in quotation marks in the description.

... Just saying
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:iconmelanie-sama:
Melanie-sama Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2014  Student Artist
My mom always says: 'Poetin is so deep in the closet, he's getting closer and closer to Narnia'.
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:iconjeimorph:
JeiMorph Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
That guy's a turd.

I hope he sees this
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:iconthemasterbutcher999:
TheMasterButcher999 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2014
If the horse is a girl then no... Just Zooaphilia... By the way my Chorm spell check wants me to write Hemophilia... Blood fetish!
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:icongrimlockalignak:
GrimlockAlignak Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014  Student General Artist
I should make one for Obamanation, and Cameron :) that would go well 
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:iconevoluzione:
evoluzione Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG... OMG... OMG... EPIC win!!! :squee:
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:iconchris1112:
chris1112 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014
O my god I am crying form how funny this is totally favoriting this.
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:iconrandomwolfdragon:
randomwolfdragon Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014  Hobbyist
totally
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:iconovertracer:
overtracer Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2014
Why did you add dog tags? He never wore them. The thing on his heck is a cross.
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:iconjakeputt:
Jakeputt Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014
lets call him Bruce.
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:iconthe-murmster:
The-Murmster Featured By Owner May 12, 2014
Oh hell yes xDD
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:iconijustlikehalo:
ijustlikehalo Featured By Owner May 2, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ride the Thunder.
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:iconyami-marik93:
Yami-Marik93 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
r u thinking Thunderhorse from Dethklok?
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yukiHikar1 Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2014
Знаете, я обожаю ваши творения... Но сейчас, вы меня очень разочаровали. Я уважаю этого человека и он спас моих родственников на Украине и мы ему очень благодарны. А на том сайте, этого великого человека обсирают как хотят. Давайте тогда и Обаму также нарисуйте! Чтобы никому не было обидно. Многие мои друзья увидев эту картинку, просто взбесились. Имейте уважение, он хотя бы не вмешивается во внутрение конфликты других стран, в отличие от Америки >
gdb.rferl.org/46BE7150-3347-43…
www.sb.by/images/2014/2014-01-…
www.mignews.com/aimages/06_13/…
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Demona-Silverwing Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014  Professional Filmographer
Анти Российская пропаганда в действии. Меня тоже достаёт бесконечное обсирание моего президента, но это лишнее доказательство того, что он делает всё правильно.
Надеюсь у вас и у ваших родственников всё хорошо.
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Somebody99777 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Броооооооооооооооооо
ТТ.ТТ
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:iconjollyjack:
jollyjack Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2014
This image wasn't drawn in regards to the current crisis in Ukraine.
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:iconjollyjack:
jollyjack Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2014
This image was drawn before the violence escalated and Yanukovych fled.
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:iconminecraftcake11:
minecraftcake11 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014
Hahahahaha!
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:iconchris107:
Chris107 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014
I've got to ask this one question...


...Why...the ball gag?
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:iconbadmillennial:
BadMillennial Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2014
So, he's Catherine the Great.
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:icondavidcurser:
DavidCurser Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2014
Hell who knows, I only wished he was older, much older, like, almost dying, soon, very soon.
The pony looks cool though :iconponyswagplz:
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:iconold-marcie1234:
Old-Marcie1234 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014
Why don't you add nipple piercings? It would make things interesting.
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:iconwhoshotcaptainfarrel:
WhoShotCaptainFarrel Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014
This will never not be funny to me.
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Kinggigasmon Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
My eyes... Horrified Worm Jeff Emote 
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gal1075 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2014
*rofl* Damn you, I'm going to remember that every time I see news. It's almost always hilarious to see how the other nations view us and our leaders. Can't really understand where this is coming from, but soo funny none the less.
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Fwo0sh Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Most likely the whole russian gay-propaganda-law-business. 
Might be a wee bit of a joke that some ignorant people locks up their metaphorical closet with chains of a mix between overcompensation and masculinity. 
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:iconcybernetichero:
cybernetichero Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014

Priceless, the ball gag bridle totally makes it.

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:iconraptrax101:
Raptrax101 Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2014
wow
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:iconsinnerdom:
SinnerDom Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
So many comments already..don't need another from me. 


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ValkyrieaKu Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nope.
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