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Vampire Hunting Kit 2012-05-22 by jollyjack Vampire Hunting Kit 2012-05-22 by jollyjack
After reading a recent article in the Fortean Times about Vampire Hunting Kits, I thought I'd take a stab (heh heh) at making my own.

We have all the essentials here: A crucifix, a bible, vials for salt/garlic/consecrated earth (or what I dig up from the garden), a few photos of "known" vampires (something I think I'm the first to add to such a kit) and a sweet little box in which to put everything.

I may eventually peddle these on ebay.

Edit: "Vampires can't be seen in photographs" - depends on the mythology you're using: [link]
Obviously, the person putting this kit together HAS been able to acquire photos of vampires.....so shut your yap.
:D

Edit Edit: Oh, dear god, people. Yes. I am well aware that there is no stake or mallet. Why? Because it's a 4 x 6 inch box, not a f**king Tardis. The only sharp bit of wood I can put in there is a toothpick, which would be of more use to the vampires than the hunter.
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hornsofhattin Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013
How about silver bullets or is that a werewolf thing?
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im-a-duck Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2014  New member
silver bullets are for werewolves, not vampires. Also, jollyjack is English. If I was willing to put forth the time and money, I could conceivably cast, load & fire silver bullets, but unfortunately that'd be a bit tougher to accomplish over there. It could still be done, but there would be extra hoops to jump through that probably wouldn't be worth it just to have the capacity to fight a creature that doesn't even exist.
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josephb12378 Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahaha love the Doctor Who reference
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timartstudio Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2013
Oh, I gotta make one of these. My girlfriend's birthday is this week...
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smashinbeauty Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
love it
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Drizztspriestess Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lmao I luv ur edits JJ how is it ppl always troll u for the silliest things? XD I luv ur stuff and I think its awsome as is <3
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FelixCarter Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You forgot a sonic screwdriver.

...

Oh wait.
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k-h116 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2012  Student General Artist
cool
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biriviur Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012
Where's the garlic?
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Speckled-Paws Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2012
Even if you don't fight vampires, you can always read the bible anyway ;)
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