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After reading a recent article in the Fortean Times about Vampire Hunting Kits, I thought I'd take a stab (heh heh) at making my own.

We have all the essentials here: A crucifix, a bible, vials for salt/garlic/consecrated earth (or what I dig up from the garden), a few photos of "known" vampires (something I think I'm the first to add to such a kit) and a sweet little box in which to put everything.

I may eventually peddle these on ebay.

Edit: "Vampires can't be seen in photographs" - depends on the mythology you're using: [link]
Obviously, the person putting this kit together HAS been able to acquire photos of vampires.....so shut your yap.
:D

Edit Edit: Oh, dear god, people. Yes. I am well aware that there is no stake or mallet. Why? Because it's a 4 x 6 inch box, not a f**king Tardis. The only sharp bit of wood I can put in there is a toothpick, which would be of more use to the vampires than the hunter.
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Mood: Joy ~smashinbeauty Oct 6, 2012  Professional Artist
love it
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~Drizztspriestess Aug 8, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lmao I luv ur edits JJ how is it ppl always troll u for the silliest things? XD I luv ur stuff and I think its awsome as is <3
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~FelixCarter Jul 16, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
You forgot a sonic screwdriver.

...

Oh wait.
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~k-h116 Jul 1, 2012  Student General Artist
cool
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~biriviur Jun 30, 2012
Where's the garlic?
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~Speckled-Paws Jun 28, 2012
Even if you don't fight vampires, you can always read the bible anyway ;)
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=Aeolus06 Jun 27, 2012  Student Digital Artist
What?!! No holy water?!! :omfg:
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~angry-green-toast Jun 24, 2012  Professional Filmographer
Oh dear, I see by your edits people are picking your lore apart. OH PEOPLE. I guess you could get away with sharpening the end of the crucifix into a spike. It would be like a spork --two uses from one tool, conveniently taking up less space. Forget the mallet. Real mean pound it in with their forehead.
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~soulfreeze Jun 19, 2012
A butterfly-knife wooden trainer? oh wait an armed response unit would appear at your door.
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~DeadlyTigerProd Jun 14, 2012  Student Writer
You know this does bring up a good question to mention: Would a crucifix with a figure or carving of Jesus on it be more affective than one without? I mean the whole idea of a cross harming a vampire is that it's a holly symbol. So going on that idea, wouldn't having the son of God(Or the supposed son of God, depending on your belief) on it, be better.
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