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They hurt herAfter lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over... to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poorgirl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole.
They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen's name was called out, they shouted "She's down in the sewer!"
All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen's body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in
funneh stuffs ive heard from old peepsBefore you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it
Moar SCPhttp://www.scp-wiki.net/ FUCK.
JUST FUCK.
FUUUUUUUUUUU-
MY FANTARDATION HAS....WAIT A MOMENT...THE CAPS LOCK IS ON...
Much better. Now, as I was saying. SCP. It's completely awesome. I've been playing it. Or attempting to. It keeps scaring the ever-loving shit out of me. Part of it has to do with the fact that the levels change every time you boot the thing up, so you never know what you'll get. This goes for the mini-game SCP-087-B as well. It's much easier, but for some reason a lot scarier. It's based loosely on SCP-087, of course...but holy FUCK. It gets terrifying by doing...ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. No game I've ever played has been able to be scary by throwing absolutely nothing in my way.
But somehow...they did it.
Something that's been tempting me is messing with the skin and texture files. When the files are extracted, these files are not protected and many of them are in easy-to-edit jpeg format.
It's also possible to alter the gamepla
HOLY CRAP THAT'S GRUESOMEI present Happy Wheels!
A perfectly normal adventure for perfectly normal people in perfectly normal situations. You'll encounter such happy things as a crazy old fart in a wheelchair strapped to rocket boosters blasting through Pokemon infested destruction fields, casual bike rides through Bigfoot Forest and Combine attacks!
All of this is totally not full of flash-rendered gore and family friendly. Trust me, I'm from the Internet.
The league of Extraordinary GentleMOCs contestSalutations MOCers! :wave:
Are you extraordinary? Do you have a MOC that is? Are you up for competing against other extraordinary MOCs and MOCers? I am hosting a contest unlike most others held here in the bionicle MOCing community, and I want you to partake. Last year was the 10th anniversary of bionicle. To celebrate this, an inner circle of MOCers connected to the :iconbionicleMOCersleague: set forth to create a "Admin Toa MOC" team. However, this effort never made it to fruition. I am now resurrecting this idea and modifying it into a contest.  
The team consisted of one character of each element, for the repurposeing of this contest there are 8 Members, pertaining to the elements of Fire, Water, Air, Earth, stone, ice, shadow and light. Four of these positions are held by four members of the previous existing Team:
*3rdeye88(Matteo)[Fire]
~Alex-Darkrai(Zero Star)[Shadow]
~KuroEtShiro(zyyther)[stone]
`Rahiden(Toa Niyyan)[Ice]
These will also b
SCP-XXXX: The HandsItem# SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Housing structures converted to appear and function as storage facilities. Structures housing instances of SCP-XXXX are known to be non-hazardous and limited civilian access is probable depending on the nature of the structure, however, no civilians are allowed to come into audiovisual or physical contact with any instance of SCP-XXXX. Rooms containing any instances of SCP-XXXX are to be locked at all times civilians are probable to access the area. Experimentation may only be authorized in facilities with sound-proofed containment chambers. Cooperative Class-Ds only. Any o
MOCs which amaze me ...... outside of dA.
We have a whole lot of good MOCers on dA, I think. But there are people out there with works, which just totally blow your mind! I just feel like a talentless fool while looking at those:
http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?i=5235970
There's a lot of repetition in the use of parts, but still ... it's just damn great.
http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?i=4880730
http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?i=4953125
http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?i=4880721
http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?i=4880758
http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?i=2993241
Such a dynamic and at the same time compact use of part has yet to be reached by me.
http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?i=5355452
Compact, clean shapes, perfect anatomy for keetongu and also nice use of HF parts.
http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?i=4614764
The combination of skeleton like shapes and golden flowing armor is just soooooo beautiful.
Are you stressed?If you're stressed about something, you should listen to one of these songs. xD
Most relaxing songs of all time (top 10)
1. Marconi Union – Weightless: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMmMNyTwePY
2. Airstream – Electra: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maan7cASP9Q
3. DJ Shah – Mellomaniac (Chill out mix): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GS-8xWZXc
4. Enya – Watermark: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mc4v-ySCdE
5. Coldplay - Strawberry Swing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb9X5jMofEo
6. Barcelona – Please Don't Go:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJtHg9FbLUA
7. All Saints – Pure Shores: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO_oujKj8aM
8. Adele – Someone Like You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLQl3WQQoQ0
9. Mozart – Canzonetta Sull'Aria: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqYH-k3baSQ
10. Cafe Del Mar – We Can Fly: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNDrHdLCs8w
Not recommanded to listen to while driving.
(thank you vsauce… )
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Anyways, sup peeps? ^^
The Bio-Kart Grand Prix Contest!LADIES AND GENTLEMAN(mostly gentlemen), WELCOME TO THE BIO-KART GRAND PRIX CONTEST, held by the :iconbioniclemocersleague: :D A contest that will push your abilities to MOC a vehicle that can withstand the onslaught of racers vying for that coveted lead position and the many hazards the course has to offer. Does your kart have what it takes to survive the race and make it across the finish line first?
We'll see...
Rules and Judging Criteria
Any style of Lego is allowed, System, Technic, Bionicle, or Hero Factory.
All entries Must contain a minimum of four rolling wheels, and seat one driver, no exceptions.
Your driver can be anyone you wish so long as they to are a MOC or set made of lego elements. Feel free to use a MOC, your favorite bionicle set, who or what ever, so long as its lego.
In addition to building a MOC in a "kart" style, You must distribute Stats to your MOC to define its characteristics on a performance level. You are allowed 20 stat points and can
Tahu Parts List"Technic, Liftarm 1 x 2 Thin" 41677  x9 (red) x8 (red OR orange)
"Technic, Axle Connector 2 x 3 with Ball Socket, Open Sides" 32174  x3 (red) x5 (black) x2 (orange)
"Technic, Axle Connector 2 x 3 with Ball Socket, Closed Sides, Squared Ends" 60176  x2 (red)
"Technic, Axle and Pin Connector Perpendicular Double Split" 41678  x2 (orange)
"Technic Bush" 3713  x1 (light grey)
"Technic, Gear 12 Tooth Double Bevel" 32270  x1 (light grey) x2 (black) (will need to modify black)
"Technic Ball Joint" 32474  x13 (black) x2 (red)
"Technic Ball Joint with Through Axle Hole" 53585  x1 (black)
"Bionicle Head Connector Block (Toa Metru)" 47312  x1 (grey) (will need to modify)
"Bionicle Head Connector Block Eye/Brain Stalk (Toa Metru)" 47313 x1 (red OR green) (will need to modify)
"Bionicle Mask Hau (Stars)" 87788  x1 (red)
"Technic, Axle and Pin Connector Perpendicular" 6536  x2 (orange) x2 (r
Dudes, try this out!Ingredients: 1 Papaya, fresh milk, water, blender, refrigerator.
Steps:
1. Chop papaya into pieces.
2. Add papaya pieces into blender along with milk and water.
3. Blend!
4. Pour into cup and place into refrigerator.
5. An hour later, observe the mixture has turned into jelly-like substance.
About inactivityHi everyone!
Yep, i've been really inactive here on dA and even with my fanfic!... it's really frustating because i just got my new tablet and i'm not practicing! I tought that i would have many drawings and sketches by this date... about the fanfic, i'm not writting and i have so many ideas!!!! Goshh!!!! I'm affraid forgetting these ideas, it's a really complex drama thing for my story T_T
Anyway, i'm gonna tell you the cause of this inactivity... :) i'll be getting my degree soon, so i've been working (my first job) and studying because i have to defend my thesis.
Please!!! Wish me luck, Friday 11 May i'll become a real Veterinary! ;D
So excited!!! :D
Moar tumblr lol wutEveryone needs to see this.
http://pettyartist.tumblr.com/post/21471842819/bearren-adiosasshole-x-your-storys
Try it. You know you want to. Do it.
DO IT.
Mines: 12 episodes
genre: Yaoi (loloololol :rofl:)
My character: The cross dresser
My lover: The smartass xDDD
the climax: I get jealous of my uke's co-worker xDDD this makes too much sense wut.
the endng: He comes back to me to live a happy ninja gay life.
True story. /shot
http://pusheen.com/
I woul be a cat
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2rox9WxFg1ql2603o1_500.jpg
Makes sense, right? o3o;;
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2sz458PIn1qmiiymo1_500.jpg
YUP YUP YUP YUP.
In fact just follow her whole blog.
http://cutecosplayers.tumblr.com/
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2p6xi9rnB1qmiiymo1_400.jpg
HNNNGYYYAAAA I SHIP THESE TWO. SO MUCH. Even though Mami is my favorite stand alone character.
She pulls gigantic guns out of her equally gigantic bo--
...Huh? Was I saying something? =3=;;;
Oh, the high pitched squeaking noise...just
Project UnbreakableSo.. What is Project Unbreakable?
In October of last year, Grace Brown began a photography project called Project Unbreakable. Grace uses photography to help heal sexual abuse survivors by photographing them with posters that hold quotes from their attackers. Rape survivor and advocate for victims of sexual abuse, Yvonne Moss, describes the project as a way for victims to take the power back of the words that were once used against them.
Sound interesting?
If you are interested in participating by either being photographed or sending in your own image, you may send her an email at projectunbreakable@gmail.com with the subject line "Photograph Me" or "Submission", depending on the circumstance.
Need more info?
Check out the web-page http://projectunbreakable.tumblr.com/ to see what its all about.
Its a good project, hopefully it will help a lot of you.
-DAS
CONTEST! Ends at Midnight! Contest ends at Midnight! that means you've got 2.5 more hours remaining, people! Get 'em in if you're gonna!
EditEditEditUPDATEYUPDATE:  Contest ends tomorrow night at midnight! That means you have only slightly more than a day to get your entries in, kiddies! Don't be late!
EditEdit: By popular demand, I'm extending the end date. You now have until April 3rd, so get your entries in! Don't procrastinate! <3
Edit: Contest closes tomorrow! Get your entries in! If you need a deadline extension, feel free to ask, I might be persuaded.
Hello, all!
After toying with the idea for a little while, I've decided to throw together a little contest for the fun of it!
"But Stephy, What sort of contest is it?" I'm glad you asked, lets get down to it, shall we?
Contest Objective: It's pretty simple, really; Draw one of my characters! There will be options below for you to choose from, and you may pick any one that strikes your fancy. And yes, drawings are wha
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Dots......RAVENOUS Dots.

:iconjollyjack:

The (very, very basic) Dot Zombie games I made a while back have been unavailable since Lulu ceased their digital file hosting, and I've been asked a few times about when they'll be back.
Well; I finally got around to putting them on one of my websites.

So, should you want to play either the original Dot Zombie or Dot Zombie 2.5 (A much better version of the crawlingly slow "2"), you can nab them from here (free): [link]
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  • Drinking: Water.
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~mortalli Jun 3, 2012
Thank you very much.
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~LokitheDM Jun 3, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I noticed some mistakes in Dot Zombie 2.5: in the Manor of the Woodvale area has a corridor without doors and I'm afraid that one part of the cure is missing.
Apart from this, it's an awesome game.
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*jollyjack Jun 4, 2012
That corridor was never meant to have a door / All parts of the cure are there. I know, because I and many others have completed the game!
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~LokitheDM Jun 4, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The problem is that the key in that place doesn't make any sense/This means I should explore the map better. :iconokaymemeplz:
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~ZaxisZ Jun 1, 2012
Thank you! Jolly I miss playing the 1st Dot Zombie
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~RyanMelfire Jun 1, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I appear to be unable to play your undoubtedly addicting and well made game. Do you know if it cannot be opened/played on a Mac?
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~johnis1 May 31, 2012
This game is addicting! I think I've played it for hours!

Hmmm, MultiMedia Fusion 2? Never heard of it before, wonder if it can make Tactical RPGs...
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~JohnSegway May 31, 2012
I tired it and liked it a lot, got killed by a mega zombie though.
I regonized the way it played in about 20 seconds, it's MF2! C:
I made a platformer in it a while ago (Trailer: [link]) and I'm still working on some games in MF2 but there's certain stuff I'm not so hot on... Like the way mulitple enemies all react due to the situation the top one is doing so they go through walls etc. I tried fastloops but it was too confusing :<
If you know lots about MF2 I'd love to learn some stuff offa ya n things, always wanted to be friends but didn't ask cos you're always very busy I'm sure :o
Either way, great game =3c
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~talinuva May 30, 2012
Is the journal title an Oscar! reference?

"Food! Glorious food!"
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~Red-alert1 May 30, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I MADE IT! I fucking made it, it took me hours, but finally I came to the island of the nymphomanic amazons.
Take that jollyjack!
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