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Snow Day.Yaaaaay! Snow day! Snow day! I don't have to go to w.....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW, DAMNIT!
*works from home*

The End of the Twinkie?http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2012/11/16/hostess-twinkies-ding-dongs-wonder-bread-going-out-of-business/1708409/
World War 3 may just be months away, with much of the middle east currently being blown apart by missiles and the locals setting their neighbours on fire, but the real news is that the Twinkie, the USA's primary contribution to world cuisine, could cease to be.
"You eat those?" I hear people ask. Hell no. Never eaten one in my life. There's something about their unnatural, chemical-yellow colour and that they have a half-life rather than a use-by date that just sets off one too many alarm-bells.
In fact, I'm pretty sure that if you read the print on the pack, you'll find asbestos to be a key ingredient.
Even John McClane can't keep one down, and he took out a building full of terrorists with nothing but his bare feet and a Santa hat.
Which leads to my point: Without the Twinkie, there are SO many lines from SO many classic movies that future generations just a

Silent Hill: RevelationWow. And I thought the first Silent Hill film missed the point.
I was surprised that a sequel was made at all, given the rather poor narrative (and acting. That kid was almost as bad as the brat from Phantom Menace) of the first movie, but in comparison with Revelation, it was positively Shakespearian.
If there's a third film in the franchise, I'll be amazed (to a point. We have had, what is it, 5 Resident Evil films, now?)
How hard is it to wrap your head around the concept, Film-Makers? Silent Hill has no face, it has no agenda, it's just an evil f**king mirror that reflects your personal demons. It's the perfect vehicle to use different actors to tell different stories with each and every film. It's potentially the James Bond of horror set-ups. Play it right and you could get 50 films out of it, easy.
You devolve it into a generic, fun-fair, ghost-train and you're pissing away the concept with such force you blow a hole in the lavatory wall.

PuritanArt"Your deviation Sonic Screw(driver) was reported for Explicit Pornography. The report was reviewed by a member of the Staff and action was taken, deleting the deviation and marking the report as Resolved.
Additionally, the following comment was provided:
A member of staff has reviewed this deviation and has determined that the theme itself, or one or more details present in the scene, has made the work unacceptable for submission here.
As such this deviation has been removed in accordance with our policies and should not be resubmitted."
"Explicit Pornography"?! Aw, jeez, guys. You must have the worst collection of porn on the planet to think that was explicit.
A 90s Rochelle Swanson outing was more explicit that that pic, and that stuff got aired, uncut, on terrestrial UK TV (god bless you Channel 5, you made the young Jack jolly).
I believe that, for something to be labelled "explicit", SOMETHING must be visibly going in SOMEWHERE. Such was not the case in the offending image,

Learning to read, with Jolly Jack.Well, that was fun.
Let's just go over what I posted yesterday: I voiced that I have no opinion on guns in America, because I don't live there and as such; don't care. I said that I, personally, am afraid of guns and think they're industrial killing machines. And I posed a vague, hypothetical question that could have been applied to any situation where an old law/doctrine is in effect.
That's it. Nothing more. Harshest word in there was "change" followed by a question mark. Not "ban", not "make guns illegal" and certainly not "outlaw free speech and trial by jury", which some people with a slightly looser grasp on reality seem to think go hand in hand with owning the firearms I said I don't care about.
Well, today, I am going to post an opinion: if you're the kind of insecure, paranoid little twit that flies off the handle when someone poses a simple question, and who holds weapons and the laws that permit them with such religious reverence that you perceive that question as not

Apparently I hit a sore spot.The news that I might one day return to the internet apparently isn't going over well.
Sent by "Schlomo G."
E-mail: youwishyouwereme@writeme.com
Can you stop being a whiney attention whore for once in your life, and quit relying on 12-15 year-old kids on a public art site to validate your existence (that's all your DA post was. Don't kid yourself thinking it was meant to be something else)? Your art hasn't gotten any better since your hiatus, and instead of trying to improve it you either sick your fans to give you attention or tell them to attack your mean bullies. Your Brental Floss strips are getting uglier each time you churn one out, and to add insult to injury, you, Brent, and Dan can't tell a joke (People on ED edit your strips to make funnier jokes. Let this sink in your head for a while). Apparently you learned nothing from your "hiatus" after seeing that DA blog, as I'm trying to figure out how each Brental strip keeps getting uglier because that's the only comic you're fo

The Hobbit: An Unexpected JourneySaw The Hobbit last night. It was very good... if a bit long. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for seeing all the little details interconnecting The Hobbit to Lord of the Rings and all that, but for the average watcher... eh... it kinda dragged. I overheard several people saying they fell asleep during the film, and I noticed more than once a number of people fidgeting and looking at their watches. Still, it's a damn fine movie and It's a shame we have to wait so long for the next two films.
Having The Hobbit being written during the beginning of Lord of the Rings is pretty smart. You could effectively watch the 3 Hobbit movies and then immediately move right into the 3 Lord of the Rings movies. Kudos to Jackson for that, it'll be great to marathon run the two trilogies back to back.
This movie was, like the book, much lighter and funnier than The Lord of the Rings and I was surprised at how much from the books they actually kept. They

Evil Dead RemakeIf an original film has a splendid core concept, but a budget too low or a director too inept to do it justice, I don't mind a remake. I'll applaud it.
The most toxic remake thus far has been "Total Recall", which was terrible simply because it used the original as a crutch at more than a few points and, despite having a massive budget and 20 years of technological advancement on the original: felt less exciting and epic.
Closer to the book, sure, but just not as much fun.
And now they've turned their gaze upon "Evil Dead".
Now, I'm not going to try and defend the original Evil Dead, because it's not actually that great a film. This is proven with "Evil Dead 2", in which the entirety of the preceding movie's plot and purpose is successfully reduced to an opening act. Something that wouldn't have been possible were the movie, y'know; good.
"Evil Dead 2" is awesome. It's called a "cult classic" for a reason, and, in my eyes, should have rendered the whole franchise "sacred", meaning you

Merry Christmas :DMerry Christmas

and damn you art thief D<
(this sounded kidna rytmic in my head...

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:iconKarLouiie: warned me today about this site: http://www.dramakoreaterbaru.com/:
read the details here:http://gardevoir1997.deviantart.com/journal/ART-THIEF-THIS-INCLUDES-EVERYONE-YES-YOU-TOO-344213947 you might find your own works posted there...
I don't mind if my works are posted to different websites especially with credit given ,but this site seems like a massive spam site with full of viruses and reposting more than 29 drawing is a bit too much...:/
as for me I've already contacted the website's owner to re-move my works I recommend everyone to check out this site just to make sure :/
hmm... other things... tomorrow is Christmas ,as for me ,it's an unlucky holiday I feel a little depressed at the moment too... but I hope everyone will have a lovely holidays Christmas,Hanuka,everything annnnd happy joyful New Year

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Steins;Gate manga returns in Comic Blade magazineLong time since we've heard news, eh? Nothing yet about the movie, but there's still the manga to look forward to.
The official website for Mag Garden's Monthly Comic Blade magazine has announced that Taishi Tsutsui's (Esprit, Fukashigi Philia) Steins;Gate: Hiyoku Renri no Sweets Honey spinoff manga will return to the magazine in a new manga titled Steins;Gate: Hiyoku Renri no Sweets Honey Final.
The new series will premiere in the magazine's January 2013 issue shipping on November 30.
The tone of the series is slapstick comedy compared to the more serious overtones of the anime, but even the anime had its great funny moments

http://myanimemangafix.blogspot.com/2012/11/steinsgate-manga-returns-in-comic-blade.html

Case Of Art Thief (C.O.A.T. 04)Greetings everyone,
This person, :iconDuma55555: has stolen art from :iconDarkfinder:, :iconGarih: and :iconMeru-chan:
The stolen arts are
and the originals are

Do care to follow deviantART rules when taking care of the art thief. Make sure that the original artist has been informed of what pieces of art have been stolen from him/her so that he/she may report them himself/herself.
REMEMBER PEOPLE, REPORT WHILE USING THE SILENT NINJA TECHNIQUE. Which means:
- Go on the art thief's page
- Report
- And most of all, DON'T LEAVE A SINGLE MESSAGE TO THE ART THIEF, NOTHING! NADA! NIETE! ZERO! NO INSULT OR BASHING, NOTHING AT ALL!
So if I am to post a journal entry about a case of art thievery, you in return MUST NOT go and bash the art thief (as much as it is tempting.) Otherwise we become a group that encourages harassment and this is not what this group stands for . And

Has been a long time since the last tagI usually don't do the tag games because they take tooooooo much time but
Boring Sunday is boring.
Sooo ...
~~Stabbed~~ by :iconanimehearts1322:
Rules
1. You have to post these rules.
2. Each person has to post five things about themselves in their journal.
3. Answer the tagger's questions, then make 11 new questions for the people you tagged.
4. You have to tag 11 people and you have to post their icons in your journal.
5. You neeed to go to their page and notify them that you've tagged them.
6. Tag backs are a no-no >:[
7. You're tagged if you read this LOL is also a no-no. You have to tag them like the rules say
Five Things About Me:
1) I have the bad habit of getting obsessed about books/cartoons that are supposed to be for a kid's audience. (but i suppose everyone already knew it ~~no one said the 5 facts should be secrets right? right?~~)
2) Also they way I'm obsessed about them, as for all the other things i'm obsessed with, is scary in many

Yonkoma Page on TumblrI made a secondary blog linked to the previous one i had just for the yonkomas/art, because the old one started as an art-blog but now it's just a place where i cry and fangirl about my fandoms and i suppose it's annoying for the ones that followed me from dA ahah
Yonkoma Madness
~~also SmackJeeves is difficoult to use i'm too stupid~~

All sorts of NewsHello everyone~
Again, work has eaten me so I have a pile of news to share, so, for those who care, I'll make it as quick of a read as possible.
Grey is...
• The store has a new look and a whole bunch of coming soon items that will be all available throughout this month; stickers, magnets, mirrors, more keychains and phonecharms, etc. I'll post another journal when all are available. Store link: http://store.greyismanga.com
• Today, I started writing in the 2nd arc and I finished the layout for it. It'll be 2 books again, chapters 16~30 and there will many characters appearing in this one ;D
• You can still pre-order Grey is... Vol2 and get all the free gifts with your package http://store.greyismanga.com/collections/45103-books (After the book is released, only the limited package will be available to order)
• Prepare yourself for a contest!
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I have a personal blog that I write random things at; <a href="http://deejuusan.com">

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by *jollyjack, Feb 1, 2013, 3:19:05 PM
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That got your attention

Now who dares click the link?

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Ahhh, language.

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Listening to: Booming Orchestral Scores
Reading: Assorted comics.
Watching: TV
Playing: Skyrim (why DO people rave over Elder Scrolls?)
Eating: Junk.
Drinking: Water.

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~marktorquequantum Mar 4, 2013 Hobbyist Artist

i couldn't breath rotflmao

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~RennisTora Feb 19, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

Ahhhhhh a small tear in my eye from the laughter xD

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*artbeast6398 Feb 6, 2013 Hobbyist Artisan Crafter

Ah, the English language. From eloquent to gutter-minded in less than a century.

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Mood: Love

~LightwaveNinja Feb 5, 2013

Late to the party, but OMG, Thank you. This clip totally made my day!

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*marcony Feb 5, 2013

As somebody who's read the whole Cannon I've always been amused by homes' occasional ejaculations.

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~kittyboy2222 Feb 5, 2013

Meow, you have to love old English..

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~thehotnerd Feb 4, 2013

loool

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~NathanDespain Feb 4, 2013

Because TES is one of the best stories and histories made to date behind Tolkien's.

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Mood: Humor

~dragonrick912 Feb 3, 2013

( Admit it, we've all jerk off from the second floor window. )

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~patientbear Feb 3, 2013

Oh god, my cheeks...

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