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Snow Day.Yaaaaay! Snow day! Snow day! I don't have to go to w.....
*works from home*
The End of the Twinkie?http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2012/11/16/hostess-twinkies-ding-dongs-wonder-bread-going-out-of-business/1708409/
World War 3 may just be months away, with much of the middle east currently being blown apart by missiles and the locals setting their neighbours on fire, but the real news is that the Twinkie, the USA's primary contribution to world cuisine, could cease to be.
"You eat those?" I hear people ask. Hell no. Never eaten one in my life. There's something about their unnatural, chemical-yellow colour and that they have a half-life rather than a use-by date that just sets off one too many alarm-bells.
In fact, I'm pretty sure that if you read the print on the pack, you'll find asbestos to be a key ingredient.
Even John McClane can't keep one down, and he took out a building full of terrorists with nothing but his bare feet and a Santa hat.
Which leads to my point: Without the Twinkie, there are SO many lines from SO many classic movies that future generations just a
PuritanArt"Your deviation Sonic Screw(driver) was reported for Explicit Pornography. The report was reviewed by a member of the Staff and action was taken, deleting the deviation and marking the report as Resolved.
Additionally, the following comment was provided:
A member of staff has reviewed this deviation and has determined that the theme itself, or one or more details present in the scene, has made the work unacceptable for submission here.
As such this deviation has been removed in accordance with our policies and should not be resubmitted."
"Explicit Pornography"?! Aw, jeez, guys. You must have the worst collection of porn on the planet to think that was explicit.
A 90s Rochelle Swanson outing was more explicit that that pic, and that stuff got aired, uncut, on terrestrial UK TV (god bless you Channel 5, you made the young Jack jolly).
I believe that, for something to be labelled "explicit", SOMETHING must be visibly going in SOMEWHERE. Such was not the case in the offending image,
Tomb RaidedCompleted Tomb Raider. It does become slightly more player-friendly as it progresses, but it's too little too late. I really do think this title is made up of EVERYTHING that is wrong with games at the moment: it rides on an old title that it really has nothing to do with, it leads you round by the nose, it relies on dull collectable items for longevity, it thinks "maturity" means everything must be caked in gore, it's wracked through with quick-time-events and it ignores that ALL of these points have been failings of a zillion other titles over the last 10 years, leaving the developers no reason other that sheer lack of talent, imagination or common sense for their inclusion!!
Where's my pen? I'm "How To Playing" this bitch.....Might even "Zorro Perforation" it......
Learning to read, with Jolly Jack.Well, that was fun.
Let's just go over what I posted yesterday: I voiced that I have no opinion on guns in America, because I don't live there and as such; don't care. I said that I, personally, am afraid of guns and think they're industrial killing machines. And I posed a vague, hypothetical question that could have been applied to any situation where an old law/doctrine is in effect.
That's it. Nothing more. Harshest word in there was "change" followed by a question mark. Not "ban", not "make guns illegal" and certainly not "outlaw free speech and trial by jury", which some people with a slightly looser grasp on reality seem to think go hand in hand with owning the firearms I said I don't care about.
Well, today, I am going to post an opinion: if you're the kind of insecure, paranoid little twit that flies off the handle when someone poses a simple question, and who holds weapons and the laws that permit them with such religious reverence that you perceive that question as not
Silent Hill: RevelationWow. And I thought the first Silent Hill film missed the point.
I was surprised that a sequel was made at all, given the rather poor narrative (and acting. That kid was almost as bad as the brat from Phantom Menace) of the first movie, but in comparison with Revelation, it was positively Shakespearian.
If there's a third film in the franchise, I'll be amazed (to a point. We have had, what is it, 5 Resident Evil films, now?)
How hard is it to wrap your head around the concept, Film-Makers? Silent Hill has no face, it has no agenda, it's just an evil f**king mirror that reflects your personal demons. It's the perfect vehicle to use different actors to tell different stories with each and every film. It's potentially the James Bond of horror set-ups. Play it right and you could get 50 films out of it, easy.
You devolve it into a generic, fun-fair, ghost-train and you're pissing away the concept with such force you blow a hole in the lavatory wall.
Evil Dead RemakeIf an original film has a splendid core concept, but a budget too low or a director too inept to do it justice, I don't mind a remake. I'll applaud it.
The most toxic remake thus far has been "Total Recall", which was terrible simply because it used the original as a crutch at more than a few points and, despite having a massive budget and 20 years of technological advancement on the original: felt less exciting and epic.
Closer to the book, sure, but just not as much fun.
And now they've turned their gaze upon "Evil Dead".
Now, I'm not going to try and defend the original Evil Dead, because it's not actually that great a film. This is proven with "Evil Dead 2", in which the entirety of the preceding movie's plot and purpose is successfully reduced to an opening act. Something that wouldn't have been possible were the movie, y'know; good.
"Evil Dead 2" is awesome. It's called a "cult classic" for a reason, and, in my eyes, should have rendered the whole franchise "sacred", meaning you
Galactic Empire under new managementWow. This I didn't see coming: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-20146942
$4 Billion? (£2.5 Billion, in real money)
Not as much as Pixar.....but then, if Lucasfilm were a house, JarJar would be the devaluing, sh*t-stained carpet a new owner would have to deal with.
And, no, I'm not going to denounce it. Disney buying Lucasfilm? That has potential, and I'm not talking Star Wars, here.
If I've read the press release on the Disney corporate website correctly, they now own EVERYTHING – including Lucasarts, which is a division of Lucasfilm.
Monkey Island/Day of the Tentacle/Sam & Max + Disney? That could be amazing!
As for the (inevitable) Star Wars 7, I'm really hoping they use the Thrawn Trilogy. In fact, I'm betting they do. Let's face it; Disney haven't ever had an original idea, that's why they keep buying up other people's work, and if they're hoping to have something released by 2015 they'll have no choice but to dive into existing material.
Of course, if they produce a Satur
US Government denies existance of Mermaids>>>>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18692830
Really? I mean; really?
The US National Ocean Service had to make a statement that Mermaids do not in fact exist, after they were bombarded by enquiries regarding them in the wake of a programme aired by the Discovery Channel.
"Mermaids: The Body Found" was a work of fiction but was mistaken by a number of people to be a documentary.
I'm guessing they're the same people for whom warnings are printed on Harry Potter broomsticks, reading "Caution: Does not actually fly".......
Apparently I hit a sore spot.The news that I might one day return to the internet apparently isn't going over well.
Sent by "Schlomo G."
Can you stop being a whiney attention whore for once in your life, and quit relying on 12-15 year-old kids on a public art site to validate your existence (that's all your DA post was. Don't kid yourself thinking it was meant to be something else)? Your art hasn't gotten any better since your hiatus, and instead of trying to improve it you either sick your fans to give you attention or tell them to attack your mean bullies. Your Brental Floss strips are getting uglier each time you churn one out, and to add insult to injury, you, Brent, and Dan can't tell a joke (People on ED edit your strips to make funnier jokes. Let this sink in your head for a while). Apparently you learned nothing from your "hiatus" after seeing that DA blog, as I'm trying to figure out how each Brental strip keeps getting uglier because that's the only comic you're fo
Small UpdateI've been gone from the internet for almost 2 1/2 months now, and chances are I won't be coming back for quite a while longer. Nevertheless I just wanted to give a quick update and thank all my fans who have been so supportive of me these past few weeks/months.
I've been amazed at the number of genuine well wishes that I've received. I think the vast majority of my fans genuinely do enjoy my doodles and cartoons and that the well organized and extremely vocal "haters" of me and my work make up a very very VERY small percentage of my watchers. There have been some absolutely wonderful comments and messages being sent my way, and several of you have even sent me links to advice sites or inspirational posts. I truly do appreciate it. Thank you so very much.
I don't say Thank You enough, I think. Because of my fans I've been able to do some amazing things and I owe you guys a lot. Because of you'all, I've been able to visit another country and make friends from all over the world, somethin
The Hobbit: An Unexpected JourneySaw The Hobbit last night. It was very good... if a bit long. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for seeing all the little details interconnecting The Hobbit to Lord of the Rings and all that, but for the average watcher... eh... it kinda dragged. I overheard several people saying they fell asleep during the film, and I noticed more than once a number of people fidgeting and looking at their watches. Still, it's a damn fine movie and It's a shame we have to wait so long for the next two films.
Having The Hobbit being written during the beginning of Lord of the Rings is pretty smart. You could effectively watch the 3 Hobbit movies and then immediately move right into the 3 Lord of the Rings movies. Kudos to Jackson for that, it'll be great to marathon run the two trilogies back to back.
This movie was, like the book, much lighter and funnier than The Lord of the Rings and I was surprised at how much from the books they actually kept. They
CI Halloween 2012 members voting rulesTrick or Treat
Written by: Tsuki-SoraRuki
This was CI's second Halloween contest,
all the polls has been made so you can start voting ^^
you can vote till next Wednesday
3 entries of each poll will go to the next round of the voting
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1-Year Event: CLOSED! + Questions for Members?Hello everyone and it's now time to close the One-Year Event! (I know that I should do it on the 27th but there are some participants who asked me to extend one more day). Once again thank you to all the participants who have entered this event, I hope you guys are enjoying your time in working on those entries! XD They are all special and unique in every way so well done to all of you who have submitted your contest entry! *applause* Since there are less than 30 entries this time, the judging process wouldn't be too long, I hope that we can announce the winners next week or so..
I'm a bit disappointed that there are so little entries when we have given you more than 3 months time to complete your contest entry but I understand that not all of you have the free time to enter the event so I just hope that the next time we create another event, they will be MORE entries submitted to the group, alright? And maybe next time you members can be the one to choose the contest theme?
H.O.W. 5-THEME FANART CONTEST (CHARITY EVENT)It's a bit earlier than expected, but Hell with it!
Organized by :iconFallenangelgm:
Judges: :iconFallenAngelGM: & :iconHaganenochibisan:
WHAT IS IT ABOUT?
A fanart contest with the characters of our manga project HEART OF WILDFIRE with the themes of:
HORROR – WEDDING – MUSIC – SPORTS – FANTASY & MYTHS
AND THE PRIZES?
The prizes will 5 SUPER GROUP SUBS that will be given to 5 groups on DeviantArt of the winners’ choice.
- One of the prizes can’t be won twice by a group, so one SUPER GROUP SUB by group.
- It can’t be given to yourself, the prize MUST be for someone else’s group (It is a CHARITY contest).
- FOR GROUP FOUNDERS & CO-FOUNDERS, YOU CAN SPREAD THE WORD THROUGH YOUR GROUP IF YOU’D LIKE TO GET A “SUPER GROUP” SUBS
NUMBER OF ENTRIES & DEADLINE
- There are no limit of entries. It’s unlimited
- Deadline: JUNE 1ST, 2013 AT 11H59PM (GMT -5H00)
SUMMER CONTEST! *NEW PRIZE ADDED*It's summer time! That's right, and we start it with a new contest!!
The theme is "Crossover Summer". What should I draw? Simple, draw a crossover art with "summer" as theme.
And that's it!
And this time you should really enter. Why? Because we got a lot of awesome prices just waiting for the new winners!
So grab your creativity and media of your choice, and show us your best summer crossover art!
The deadline will be September 14th 2012.
R U L E S
Must be a crossover!
Must be a Member to enter the Contest!
Must be a new art, created for this contest.
Multiple enteries are allowed, but once the contest will be over, we will ask you to pick your favourite.
All entries must go into the Contest - Summer 2012-Folder
Comics and Mangas are allowed, but i
CONTEST TIME! [CLOSED]Hey everyone!
I've decided to try and REOPEN the Mascot contest, in a bit more organized form, so I'll try to run it differently this time around.
So here's the deal:
Our group needs a mascot, and we want you, our lovely populous, to design one! The winning mascot will be featured on our group's page indefinetly, and we'll even have a folder dedicated to fanart done of your character. Needless to say, YOU and YOUR DESIGN will become SUPER POPULAR.
Now that I have your attention, here are the rules:
Your character can be human or human-esque, but please, no nudity or ecchi or sexual content. I WILL be strict.
There is no submission limit! You may submit as many characters as you wish, in order to encourage other people to join in on the fun.
Your entry must be colored and considered complete. Please, no linearts or sketches.
You are welcome to use a PREEXIST
Some of my Favorite Artist and InspirationSome people have asked in the recent past who are my favorite artist and who inspires me. well being a Hetalia fan, its obvious that one of my favorite artist is none other than
Hidekaz Himaruya his art blog is here, http://himaruya.blog61.fc2.com/ its all in Japanese, but I still love looking at the work he puts up.
But Fandom aside my other most favorite artist are
Hyperbole and a Half http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/
you have probably seen her famous image on memes with "____All the Things" but her humor in her comics is hilarious and very real to life, and the quirky way she draws everything just seems to increase the humor, her comic on depression and how she will never be an adult are my favorites.
My Second favorite is
The Oatmeal http://theoatmeal.com/
This guy regularly updates with many very funny takes on life, movies and pop culture. his creative use of words are what make me double over and sit laughing at my computer.
I hope you can
mechanici want to kiss every aching wound you have,
bandage your heart every time it bleeds,
and patch up your mind over and over
because not a single tear deserves to fall
from your brandy-drenched eyes
but this dripping heart of mine can only feel
and the healing honey words it flames get caught
in the back of my throat and on the roof of my mouth
so i only have these passionate guttural cries
to tell you that i care all too much
and in order to fix you up again,
i would need to tear myself to tatters
and trade all of my working parts
for your leftover, fading pieces
but i just haven’t figured out how.
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Bluefley has a gallery filled with artwork that whisks you off in to a Sci-fi daydream, and keeps you captivated for hours. Marc has been a member of our community for over a decade and has achieved nothing but success with his astounding commitment to interacting with the community, sharing a prolific amount of video tutorials and generally being an all round rockstar deviant. It is no joke that we are absolutely delighted to award the Deviousness Award for April 2014 to ... Read More