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I don't mind people voicing that they don't like my work or the content of my silly little cartoons. Most of the time I find it funny! But what really grates is when the individual doesn't have the spine to do so via their day-to-day DA profile.
They set up a new one. One which they use to rattle off whatever flatulance they believe passes as worthwhile commentary in the real world, most likely in the wake of mummy and daddy slapping them on the wrist over something  - angsty, juvenile pricks that they are.
And juvenile they must be, as anyone with a mite more experience would realise that any weight you hope your words might have is completely lost when someone visits your "slander" profile and reads the numbers "0 Deviations", "0 Favourites", "0 Watchers", "No Journal entries", etc.
It renders your words as vacuous as your gallery.
So if you're going to type stuff like "I feel like some of the smut you draw takes away from the credibility of your art as a whole." or "So much smutty trash it's hard to notice the decent works you have." (2 comments on 2 different DA galleries, both lines from the same cretin), you'd better be able to back up your "Holier-than-thou" attitude, otherwise you're just littering.....you monumental twat.
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:iconteambrownie1:
teambrownie1 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Octa, you're really just adding to his point. You realize this, right?
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Octaponite Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2012
I'm seriously tempted to call in a favor and get a couple of reasonably-proficient artists to critique your, uh, work, just to see where you'll move the goalposts next.

"For reasons beyond my control, any and all critiques must henceforth be submitted in the form of a eight-billion-word essay written entirely in ancient Phoenician. In triplicate. Also, I still care that you guys keep saying mean things about me. Really."
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teambrownie1 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Irony [ir-on-y] NOUN: The expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.
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jollyjack Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2012
Maybe one of them can tell you what "irony" means.
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teambrownie1 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Irony [ir-on-y] NOUN: The expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.
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tinkerbellbird Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012
I think this what you said is great, I would never put down your work. It is great, all of it in one fashion or another. Although I know my opinion in the great scheme of things isn't worth a hill of beans!
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DFX2K9 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Sadly, a lot of folks do that, as you've noticed... My only way to avoid such crap is to keep anything naughty on a completely separate account. though honestly I haven't added anything to my DA account in a while...
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:iconsannyf:
SannyF Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2012
its proven mermaids do exists, and tis called a "seacow" they are often mistaken by old sailers as mermaids
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SubtileSuitable Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2012
So it took a journal?
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mecha-ghost Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012
here here
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Psycho-Dragon-Girl Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012  Student Digital Artist
'Sigh, if you can't take it don't dish it', my motto I live by. So when someone does that I usually ignore it. They're not worth the effort if they won't show their face.
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Elberik Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2012
Amen.
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CommanderWolffe Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Well Mr. Jack, the sort of people that you just described here are the type of people that I spend almost every seemingly-endless hour of my exausting days in my pathetic life with in the hotter-than-hell.... well, hell in general, life with here in Houston, Texas, the kreifing idiots that I have to deal with are proof that people are generally just annoying little bloodthirsty pricks, be thankful that you have what you do have already, and my money is towards you gaining more of those loyal fans daily; because you don't always have that option as a good artist (not saying that I'm one, I suck terribly at it), sometimes it's just the Bolshevik from the pissy side of people are what you get, be thankful that you don't get it more. not meaning to critique, but I'm just stating the partially obvious, that you're better off than most. Plus, you've got the bonus of being British, that means you inheritantly have a rather decent sense of badassery, and that you've got enough balls to dish around to stuff the pathetic minds of the failing trolls' bodies to the breaking point with, once again, the drug of pure badassery, generally shutting up each internet user the first time, and allowing you to still be ready for the next. Jolly good job sir, keep on rocking.
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HectorAdame Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I agree.
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CommanderWolffe Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Thank you, good sir.
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:iconhectoradame:
HectorAdame Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No probs!
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:iconelberik:
Elberik Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2012
Learn to type.
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CommanderWolffe Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2012  Student Digital Artist
And why, pray tell, should I revise my American English? I'm not speaking British English, nor Old English, so I see no problem with this....
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Elberik Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2012
The original post smells of revisions and/or quick typing. Run-on sentences are abound, there is poor use of adjectives, and the structure is terrible. I'll be generous & assume you were attempting to be humorous. However, the post reads more like a frantic & unfocused stream of consciousness.
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Elberik Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2012
also proper grammar. & coherent sentence structuring.
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BlueTaffy Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oh YAY! I found your account! My ex showed me your webcomic oh four years or so ago and I lost my place three years ago. Glad to see you are still around and active!
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Junadei Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2012
You are one of the best artists out there, screw the crap some people write.

You can not make it right for erveryone, that's life.

JollyJack rulz! :D
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AbsolutelyBeastly Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2012  Student General Artist
I love your smut! D: It makes me happy. And I find it easy to enjoy your adorable style whether or not T&(or)A happen to be in the picture. XD People are just too picky and judgy.
Get off your high horses. e-e
And, making a new profile just to nag someone else? Really? *shakingmyhead*
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SoulfulBubbles Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2012  Student Writer
well said !
grow some balls
(or feminine balls/ovaries)

fuck'em! Your 'smut' your art, your humor is awesome!




*goes back to quietly watching for updates*
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Skarndebrax Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2012
One day a wise man tell me :

In any case, don’t take anything personally.
What others say and do is a projection of their own reality.
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HectorAdame Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I agree.
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AwezumArt Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
wow, why are people like that? I think your stuff rocks. Power to you for drawing what you want!!!!
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marshmallowkitty Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I don`t like those ego-centric prick fuckers.... But i like you, i like your AWESOME comics and i think the aspara comics are awesome!! I think you are hilarious!
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Bracabrad Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
>_> Even though i've never posted negative comments on any deviant art page the >>""0 Favourites", "0 Watchers", "No Journal entries", etc.<< part wounds my sad deviant art profile page. Now i Have to draw some crap (Seriously my drawing talent rates like maybe 1 out of 10 on a good day) just so its not zero anymore.

By the wayyyy... in my head i heard what i imagine your voice sounds like >>Proper English with a hint of slang slur<< saying this with a straight face, complete dead pan like a Monty python skit right up to the end with a out of nowhere faster than sound flying kick from Kat hits some troll in head from behind, like in your strip where she attacks hilary then you turn and walk away with your zero fucks given face into your kitchen for a pint.

Also I feel you should title a animal-hulkafi picture where a "FOR SCIENCE!" project goes amis and BAM Huge sac drops.

sorry for all the bad grammar and such.
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Bracabrad Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Annnnnd i have posted something. not sure it could be called art >_>'
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DarkKnightGafgar Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2012
I feel like some of the smut you draw is smutty and I wish you would draw more of it.

Also, I am not a twat! That is merely base and vile slander! I'm an asshat.
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Kasdren Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2012  Student General Artist
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Keep up the great work! I could just see so much ammo you can use for creative purposes now! :)
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pipedreamdragon Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2012  Student General Artist
I like your smutty trash :3
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LittleNjo Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I like your art for a number of reasons, taste and style being right up there as the main reasons. Smut is when there is gratuitous sex. Your stuff is sexy, but not smutty. Also, isn't this most recent story arch the first time anyone has slept with anyone? and it seems to be a bit of a misunderstanding/ manipulation. So far, short of large amounts of tails and tits, your comic is pretty clean compared to other stuff out there.

~bighug~ stoopid people suuuck ~hugs again~ stay awesome man, remember you have some suppa cool fans who support your awesomeness!
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TSG-Arakara Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Funny, I had a problem with having almost no comments on my DA account (which made me at one point stopped posting anything because I believe I'm not posting anything on DA just to help anonymous people have their own fav' gallery), I totally forgot that I was blessed : I'm also spared of the trolls like that cretin.^^

Anyway, keep up the good work, PMJ.
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HectorAdame Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh, don't bother yourself with them, sir; you will always have the fans.
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girl1 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012
Please make a drawing of a Twat Monument.
You can mark it (TM)
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girl1 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012
The subtext to whiners like that is *boohoo, I can't, so I am going to complain about an artist who CAN*
people who do that are simply the turd pile in the field full of sane people who appreciate your work.

I love what you do and always want to see more.
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KeanKennedy Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012   General Artist
what fucker said that? (i want a withnail icon)
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hexicateonline Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I like to picture this as being delivered in a calm, even voice until the arms-lifted "you! mon-u-MENTAL! TWAT!" at the end. Followed by a door slamming.
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uhcip Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
haters do what they do and such like
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:iconlittlenjo:
LittleNjo Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
hur hur hur... i see what you did there...
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CommanderWolffe Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2012  Student Digital Artist
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WickedPrince Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012
Yeah I always love that stuff. People who have completely empty galleries insisting that THEY know what real art is - and the drivel you produce ain't it. And then after they finish completely disrespecting you, your art, and your opinions about art, they get all angsty and cry about how you aren't respecting THEIR opinion. Absolute height of ironic hilarity.
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Marcusaralius76 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012
smutty? sounds like a brand of jam.
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MJBedi Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What really caught my attention was "Watching: Top Gear US". I love Top Gear (really, who doesn't), but the US versions just seems to be lacking something. I'm surprised anyone in the UK watches Top Gear US when you guys have the superior (and original) version. (For context, I live in the US)
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Lorddragonmaster Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012
Well I like your smut. Feel free to visit my gallery! ;)
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kasurahikari Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012
*Claps* Such words of truth ^w^
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Mongoose9634 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Got a good laugh from that verbal spanking
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Pyotr1 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012  Professional General Artist
Where is the like-button for your comments?
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