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I live in a nice, quiet, some might say "dull" part of the world. Certain things will just never, ever happen here..... like a man getting stuck inside 30 tons worth of stone vagina.

www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/2797124…

Now, I will defend the intelligence of Americans until the day I die. Much of my favourite writing, movies, games, comics and music comes from over there. They're not an inately stupid people. Every nation has its morons. It's just American morons are the f**king benchmark.
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:iconnightcrawlerfan19:
nightcrawlerfan19 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2014  Student General Artist
That's actually one of the nicer things I've heard someone say about my country.
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vinci22 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014
I find that an English moron is inherently more idiotic than an American moron.  It's why Ricky Gervais is popular across the pond, but we here in the states can't stand him.  English humor requires a wallop to the cranium with a mallet to appreciate... a few less IQ points to get in the way of reasoning.
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Soulslayer317 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014
people thinking they can do anything are morons
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MartinElMartian Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014
This bit of news made my day when I read it
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GatoNegroLoco Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2014
As a fellow American I say, "Yes. Yes ours are the benchmark".
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IKEtheDESTROYERof Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2014
American speaking here: America is full of idiots just like any other country, problem is our idiots have enough pride to do these things "because fuck it, I from 'Murica, nothing can hurt me"
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SmithOfGear92 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2014
One does not simply get stuck inside a stone vagina...

I'm American, and I know how downright retarded my country can be; A third of my country is fat, our economy is in the toilet, some of us put too much value in downright unimportant and stupid things and we're being lead by the biggest idiots! My government thinks they can make laws to monitor the internet, which is kind of impossible when you really start to think about it. FOR GOD SAKE, FOX NEWS... MR. JACKSON... THIS VIDEO --> www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqqve4… Your brain will explode... Seriously... Ignoramus = Ignorant lawyer????? An ignorant lawyer... You mean like from the 1615 college farce, academic play "Ignoramus"? :iconfacepalmplz:-- check that, :icondoublefacepalmplz:-- check that! :icontriplefacepalmplz:--CHECK THAT!!! :iconquadruplefacepalmplz: But I digress...

I know my country can be very stupid, but good lord, you need to be brain dead to get stuck inside stone lady parts... Also to not know what an ignoramus is... What an ignoramus is is quite easy: It's what that guy who got stuck in the Stone Vagina AND everyone at Fox News is.
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On2XSecretProbation Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah...but it balances out...we have a lot of smart people too.

Also a lot of our morons get TV shows so...coming this fall it's the man who got stuck in a stone vagina show! On Fox!
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crystalofchaos Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
As an intelligent American let me say this "SEND HELP. WE ARE BEING OVERRUN!" Jussayin :'|
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Sunny-X-Ray Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Student General Artist
I live in germany. Didn't even heard a single word about it. :D
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CPT-HAZE Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Student Digital Artist
And you can thank our crumbling education system for that.
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dinshino Featured By Owner Edited Jun 26, 2014
To be fair (in regards to setting the benchmark), the mainland if our country is just a bit smaller than Europe. Then there's Alaska, plus Hawaii and all of our island colonies.
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ivantek81 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014
VERY well put, sir.
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rem-dog Featured By Owner Edited Jun 26, 2014
Anyone else find the byline kinda funny?

This guy has my vote for Upper Class Twit of the Year.
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Dartagnan72 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014
He's American, but seems to be Asian as well...so...I don't...iunno will say though I agree on my fellow American's setting the benchmark for just stupidity...unless you count reckless stupidity sorry Russians you win from all the youtube vids I have seen of you jumping off buildings with only bedsheets.
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ManicMoonMan Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014
Well Jack, there is this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bott…

:D
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nickworcester Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Student General Artist
Oh yeah. Americans can be f**king idiots.
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quark13579 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014
I think it's more that ours are louder and have access to ways of having their idiocy broadcasted.
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ConnorCat Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014
Hmm...you know, I actually got nothing. I'm not really surprised and it'd make me laugh if similar stuff hasn't happened before.
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ThatAmericanSlacker Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Student Filmographer
"Every nation has its morons. It's just American morons are the f**king benchmark."

I can't really argue with that, we do have some of the dumbest people on this planet.
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DinnelStudioART Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
Russia might have the 2nd amount of dimwits over there. Ah well at least they make something of the snow.
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Omnivault Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014
Sad but true.
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WikiDreamer Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014
And within that benchmark, Floridians set that bar so HIGH!

How high you ask?

www.myfoxorlando.com/story/258…

*facepalm x2* I'm ashamed to call this my home state...and I still live here.
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ThatAmericanSlacker Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Student Filmographer
I used to live in Florida. Can't believe how far it went down since I moved.
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WikiDreamer Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014
Is this pre/post the Jimmy Ryce incident en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Ry…

pre/post the Adam Walsh incident that began Code ADAM and the America's Most Wanted series? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_o…

or pre/post 9/11 after discovering the pilots where trained at a flight school down here.

Florida's pretty notorious as the source of some seriously, although newsworthy, still terribly fucked up shit. Don't even get me STARTED on Trayvon Martin. Seriously that list goes on.
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Dao128 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014
"Every nation has its morons."
I'm gonna quote ya on that from now on, ya know? :XD:
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SithNinjaRevan Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014
Yes, yes we are :| (Blank Stare) 
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LPHogan Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014
Great... now people will go looking for a 31 tons Vagina just in order to beat him... :|
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Moonkelpie Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014
...Yeah, it's like the Darwin Awards don't get handed out often enough.u.u;
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Brooklyn-Wyvern Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014
I was gonna say similar. It'd have been worse if his stupidity *killed* him.
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Moonkelpie Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014
Which is usually what happens when the Darwin Awards are given, unfortunately, one doesn't survive to enjoy them.
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Streaked-Silver Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
my question is.. Why the Fuck was there a sculpture of a Vagina in a wall? D= WTF Germany?
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Cooper3 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
He must be for the city.
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Hyper-Studios Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014  Student General Artist
I'm not even surprised at this point.
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craygus13 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014
we are a stupid, stupid people.
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MattDark Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014
Knew what this was going to be about as soon as I read the title.  Laughed a little too hard at this the other day, got some funny looks at work.
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joemama1029 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I'll agree to that, Mr. Jackson. I've been outside the US several times, and I've never quite seen our level of inventive stupidity anywhere else. I guess we give EVERYTHING our best, including our grandest failures.
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formorian5 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014
I'm actually surprised we don't get more stupid British dude stories. I mean, you can get drunk three years earlier than we can!
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Chunkymonkey5 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014
Honestly, I, being an American, feel that America charishes our stupid people for hilarity and giggles. Hence the show Wipeout or AMV. Yet, they are despised in society at the same time. Silly Americans :)
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FujitaMakos Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014
okay who impregnated the stone vagina again!? we have another full grown man being birthed out  just now -sighs-
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darquewanderer Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014
Yep. We've been known to take the cake and eat it too. ;)
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jojo-again Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
as an American, I would have to agree with you on that. ^^;
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StriderSyd Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014
What is it about being 20 years old that makes people do .....things.
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WadeFurlong Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
:evillaugh: Nice!
Wait...
...it's funny, but then it happens to you, all to funny until... :sarcasm:
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tigerfangart Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014
I think it's less an American thing and more a college kid thing.  For some reason, a good number of people become total morons when they reach college, and then it just goes away as they get older, becoming at worst mildly dull.
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Two-Ton-Neko Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014
Its not much that the best morons are Americans, its that our media is really good at finding the stupid. When the stupid isn't reported as hard as everywhere else, its because they have more pride in their own people.
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Foxtrack Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014
well, I have to wonder, does this count as unbirthing?
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RKBKirin Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014
I wish I could argue about American morons, but having lived here all my life, and I've just seen too much evidence backing you up lol 
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mathmeistro Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014
Yep.
People are stupid.
And Americans are especially so.
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Psychorror Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014
Reminds me of Dylan Moran's bit on Americans.

"It's because American stupid people sound stupider than every other kind of stupid person".
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