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I live in a nice, quiet, some might say "dull" part of the world. Certain things will just never, ever happen here..... like a man getting stuck inside 30 tons worth of stone vagina.…

Now, I will defend the intelligence of Americans until the day I die. Much of my favourite writing, movies, games, comics and music comes from over there. They're not an inately stupid people. Every nation has its morons. It's just American morons are the f**king benchmark.
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nightcrawlerfan19 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2014  Student General Artist
That's actually one of the nicer things I've heard someone say about my country.
vinci22 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014
I find that an English moron is inherently more idiotic than an American moron.  It's why Ricky Gervais is popular across the pond, but we here in the states can't stand him.  English humor requires a wallop to the cranium with a mallet to appreciate... a few less IQ points to get in the way of reasoning.
Soulslayer317 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014
people thinking they can do anything are morons
MartinElMartian Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014
This bit of news made my day when I read it
GatoNegroLoco Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2014
As a fellow American I say, "Yes. Yes ours are the benchmark".
IKEtheDESTROYERof Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2014
American speaking here: America is full of idiots just like any other country, problem is our idiots have enough pride to do these things "because fuck it, I from 'Murica, nothing can hurt me"
SmithOfGear92 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2014
One does not simply get stuck inside a stone vagina...

I'm American, and I know how downright retarded my country can be; A third of my country is fat, our economy is in the toilet, some of us put too much value in downright unimportant and stupid things and we're being lead by the biggest idiots! My government thinks they can make laws to monitor the internet, which is kind of impossible when you really start to think about it. FOR GOD SAKE, FOX NEWS... MR. JACKSON... THIS VIDEO -->… Your brain will explode... Seriously... Ignoramus = Ignorant lawyer????? An ignorant lawyer... You mean like from the 1615 college farce, academic play "Ignoramus"? :iconfacepalmplz:-- check that, :icondoublefacepalmplz:-- check that! :icontriplefacepalmplz:--CHECK THAT!!! :iconquadruplefacepalmplz: But I digress...

I know my country can be very stupid, but good lord, you need to be brain dead to get stuck inside stone lady parts... Also to not know what an ignoramus is... What an ignoramus is is quite easy: It's what that guy who got stuck in the Stone Vagina AND everyone at Fox News is.
On2XSecretProbation Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah...but it balances out...we have a lot of smart people too.

Also a lot of our morons get TV shows so...coming this fall it's the man who got stuck in a stone vagina show! On Fox!
crystalofchaos Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
As an intelligent American let me say this "SEND HELP. WE ARE BEING OVERRUN!" Jussayin :'|
Sunny-X-Ray Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Student General Artist
I live in germany. Didn't even heard a single word about it. :D
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