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Now I have a machine gun. Ho Ho Ho.You know what I've always felt Christmas eve lacks?
Paranoia and a sense of impending doom.
The "party game" I just picked up should do the trick.
Each player gets a Nerf gun, the name of a target and the location in the house where they have to shoot them at some point over the course of the evening.
Nothing says "Christmas" like an assassination contract.
.....yes. I have been playing Hitman too long.

Learning to read, with Jolly Jack.Well, that was fun.
Let's just go over what I posted yesterday: I voiced that I have no opinion on guns in America, because I don't live there and as such; don't care. I said that I, personally, am afraid of guns and think they're industrial killing machines. And I posed a vague, hypothetical question that could have been applied to any situation where an old law/doctrine is in effect.
That's it. Nothing more. Harshest word in there was "change" followed by a question mark. Not "ban", not "make guns illegal" and certainly not "outlaw free speech and trial by jury", which some people with a slightly looser grasp on reality seem to think go hand in hand with owning the firearms I said I don't care about.
Well, today, I am going to post an opinion: if you're the kind of insecure, paranoid little twit that flies off the handle when someone poses a simple question, and who holds weapons and the laws that permit them with such religious reverence that you perceive that question as not

UPDATE on Club Comic Project-Event!
PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING:
Hi everyone!
We want to inform you all that the Club Comic Project-Event is still happening, but there have been a few changes made. Unfortunately, Praxid, the author of "Down in the Willow Garden" is unable to be the writer for the club comic, so we were given her blessing in finding a new writer. The new writer for the club comic will be SOA loving mom, also known on Deviantart as ~KayelovinCaryl. Her work we will be adapting as a comic is, "Wanted."
If you're a new member and you haven't heard of the Club Comic Project-Event, we'll tell you what it is. It is a club comic collaboration only for club members, who want to volunteer their artistic talents as an artist, inker, colorist, or editor to help create a Caryl fan-comic. We have to state once again that ONLY club members are allowed to take part in

Weekly Rant ep.6

Previously on Weekly Rant series

Episode 4

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So; what is it that comes to our attention today?

I'm glad to present you the ultimate Commissions widget designed specially for DeviantArt to obtain 20% fee from each commission one would have the misfortune to order via this widget

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All the lulz in the world can be read here
...And here I thought the horrendous new thumbs were the epitome of local DA madness...

It looks like I was seriously mistaken

HidanOk..I'll jump on the band wagon here I guess.
Now...I haven't actually watched Naruto Shippuden since...I'd have to say just after he meets up with his mother and she tells him the story of Madara's attack. But I have continued to read.
So when people started reporting Hidan was back...I had to check it out cause even though I've lost my love for Naruto, Hidan is still a fav of mine.
...so I went and watched it.
Now for a filler for once it wasn't bad...especially since they pulled the storyline into it a bit.
Now a few things get confirmed because if this.
1: Hidan is dead since Kabuto summons him with the edo tensai. A rather cool summon actually. >>
2: This could mean one of two things. Since we know, at least according to the manga, Hidan does not show up in the joint ninja war, he's either dead or in the wings. But the most likely thing is they figured out how to defeat Hidan. Because he's not in the main story line. Now some of you may say he probably did store him away for now,

Doujin copies ARRIVED at home + PHOTOS!!!

WOW! The parcel arrived at home on Monday, just as I expected.

Before selling them, I'll go tomorrow to the post office with my doujin inside an envelope to know how much the shipping costs EXACTLY are.

I'll sell them in my "Crimson Garden" website, from the "SHOP" section as soon as possible (interested people will have to fill an application form about their order details and the payments will be done via Paypal)
>>>>>

Middle East Film and Comic con 2012
It's been over a month now and I didn't update my Journal , I was suppose to write something about Middle East Film and comic con and Avenged Sevenfold concert , but I got busy and my laptop crashed

The first Middle East Film and comic con 2012 was successful , many ppl attended the event but the problem was the venue was really small and it wa

kiriban/buying commissions/free features! ^_^Many kiribans, many chances to win!

Yep, that's right, I'm starting up kiribans! Here's how it will work~
If you catch my page at 200, 300, 400, 500, 600, 700, 800, or 900 views,
I will draw you one free chibi lineart of any character you wish!

Just take an uncropped screenshot of my page at one of those view counts and send the image to me in a note. Also include a reference photo and any information about the character you would like me to draw.
One more surprise...if you're lucky enough to catch my page at 1000 views, you'll win a free full color chibi of any character!

Same thing as above, send me a note with the screenshot and reference photo of the desired character~
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Second matter of business...allow me to introduce you to my newest OC and drawing partner, cowie-chan!

I will be commissioning various artists to draw cowie-ch

Commission Info

January 2nd, 2013 - new types; new prices; new ideas! :iconhypnolaplz:
Please read all of the following information carefully to ensure accurate processing and pricing for your personal commission and an understanding of what I can and cannot turn out.
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I reserve the right to display commissioned works wherever I deem necessary. I also reserve the right to adjust the price of a commission (before payment) based on any factor if the necessity arises, or decline a commission request for any reason.

Reference images are REQUIRED, unless it is fanart for characters that I am already familiar with (Narutoverse, A:TLA, Samurai Champloo, Loveless).
There is a surcharge if I am to be working only from description, because I will have to spend extra time designing your character.

All commissions are personal, not commercial - meaning you

update!

FACEBOOK FAN-PAGE | TWITTER | TERMS OF ART USE | TUMBLR
*COMMISSION WORKS http://apofiss.deviantart.com/journal/22448655/ ( closed. waiting list is full )
*Skins & Covers for iPhone, iPad, iPod Touch and Laptopz - http://society6.com/artist/apofiss
this is it, a whole new journal entry, NOT! my laziness DOES amuse me -_-
I'd like to say I'm getting more free time yet obviously I don't... no matter I'm thinking to record more speedpaints, hopefully s

Hey thanks ! Commissions openI want to thank those who requested commissions. It was great to do pieces I would not have thought of.
If anyones interested though I am still open

Prices are as follows
Head shots $5 USD :thumb265238431:
Close ups are $5 USD

Full view no background $10 USD

Full view background $15 USD :thumb264585715:

POINT COMMISSIONS ARE closed (3 slots)Greetings! I'm open the point commissions! If you'll interested, send me the note. Send me the note with next specifies:
- The character (characters whom you would like to see) if it is OS I ask to send me a picture on which the given character is represented.
- In what pose there should be a character (characters)
- To specify: fullbody or halfbody, Without Background, Simple Background, Complex Background.
Examples of my works:

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Money commissionsI'll open my new paypal commissions soon (3 slots max)

Now they're closed. But you can order your slot in the waiting list

Открою paypal комиссии (максимум 3 слота). Но сейчас они закрыты, однако вы можете "забить" слот сейчас х)
***RULES***
1. If you want to commission me, please write the comment here at first

2. Payments must be done VIA PAYPAL only!
3. Payment is done before I start drawing.
4. Describe me more detail, what would you want to see on your commission

Commmmisssiiioonsss ....still openCommissions still open ...word... still doing the 2 for 30 special as well.  and chibi commissions are always open XO
Next will be some updates of the Wakfu doujin. I really need to finish that up XOOOOOOO. A TIME FOR FINISHING THINGS HAS BEGUN!! still will delay Naruto Christmas special and my other comics until I'm done.
For REGULAR COMMISSIONS
I'll be doing 2 fully colored fully background with up to 3 characters * per picture* for only $30
this means you will have 2   images with a background fully colored with 3 of your characters with it.
if you want 6 characters on one picture then it'll also only cost $30  but that's just one image  you won't get 2
I'll be opening 3 slots for right now I'm also going to finish up  :iconcyberdemon107: 's doujin comish before I start up Minakushi and The Assassins again.
If you have been keeping up with the Wakfu doujin and you know that it's getting to "that" p

2°COMMISSION SESSION-OPEN:iconcommissionsopen: the new session is open! :iconcommissionsopen:
I can't accept points..Paypal only! it's more convenient.
Try to make a short description!
I can draw any character but the scene must be compatible with my style!! :iconwhyyounoplz:
if not, the result will not be very good...:iconokayguyplz:
:iconaboishappyplz:Waist up Colored without background 15$ -11€:iconaboishappyplz:

:iconitshotplz:Half body or more with background 26$ -20€:iconitshotplz:

:iconscaredtodeathplz:Super detailed + WIP tutorial sent in private :iconscaredtodeathplz:
with 4-5 days of exhausting work 33$ -25€

:iconnosepickingplz:hmmm, I accept yaoi too but if fanart must have a plausible story and the personality of the characters must be respected,
so no CRACK or with OC :iconfffsebbyplz:
and..PLEASE!! if the slots are all full don't a

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by *jollyjack, Aug 13, 2012, 10:21:50 AM
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