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January 12, 2013


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I didn't know this until now, but the White House is obliged to respond to to a petition with over 25,000 signatures. This meant they HAD to dignify the request of 30,000+ US citizens that the US construct a full sized, functional Death Star with an answer.

I'm not quite sure what percentage of those 30,000+ citizens realise that using a planet-destroying laser to take out people on the planet on which you live is an ever-so-slightly flawed agenda.....…

Probably won't stop the Chinese, though:…

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Kasdren Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2013  Student General Artist
This somehow passed by me and I live in the US. The scary thing is that stupidity seems to just keep spreading out here. When will they make a pill for that?
SGT-Conley Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I hate how corrupt my government is, if only so many of my fellow country men weren't such faithblind zealots.... :C
Out-Take Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013
Funny how we can get them to notice something like this, but actual problems that we have with this country go overlooked. Yup, the American people really have their priorities straight -_-
Generalfoley Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Student Writer
Weeeeell, it could've been used for good? Just leave out the superlaser, and focus on the plus sides. Space habitation that had an actual gravity well from the size and density of the station itself. Construction efforts in space leading on to greater things. Hell, if we got the thing to move past Earth's gravity field, we could get it to orbit other planets, and study them! It'd be a Forward Operating Base for scientific endeavors.

If it was possible, anyway.
WickedPrince Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
I want one! I need it to save me from having my freedom stolen from me by my government. :D
AngelsKarith Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
The fact that its freaking impossible most likely never crossed their minds apperantly
AngelsKarith Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
I don't know which is sadder that people wanted a real Death Star built on the only planet humans live on! or that the government would actualy build it
graden93 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
the only problem I can see ,exept for the deadly planet-killing laser, is the amount of iron needed to build a death star. Some of the numbers I heard are as big as 13,000 times the whole WORLDS GDP
Aikurisu Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
sonic8005 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013
What is this! Srsly, what is this? Do I even? I don't think I do!
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