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Now I have a machine gun. Ho Ho Ho.You know what I've always felt Christmas eve lacks?
Paranoia and a sense of impending doom.
The "party game" I just picked up should do the trick.
Each player gets a Nerf gun, the name of a target and the location in the house where they have to shoot them at some point over the course of the evening.
Nothing says "Christmas" like an assassination contract.
.....yes. I have been playing Hitman too long.

Skyrim - First ImpressionsPicked up a cheapo copy of Skyrim today. First impressions: this game is so inside the box, it's inside a smaller box.
Tolkien was, undeniably, a genius, but, for the love of creativity and dynamism; read another f**king book, people.
There's a world of culture, history and myth out there to seek inspiration from! Fantasy should be an exciting, twisted reflection of the world around us, not an endless stream of pirated Lord of the Rings DVDs.

You know what your D'n'D game needs? Penguins.A little something a talented cohort of mine has been working on: http://www.pureevilminiatures.com/realm-of-lorcraft.html
Ever since "Lorcraft" cropped up in Sequential Art, I've been working on an RPG system for an actual, pen-and-paper Lorcraft game and have a few really good ideas that should (in theory) work.
It's a ways off yet, though. It's the kind of thing that'll need some serious playtesting, and I have a zillion other projects to conclude first (LITTLEVICTORYLITTLEVICTORYLITTLEVICTORY!)

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No Death Star for you.

by *jollyjack, Jan 12, 2013, 9:49:07 AM
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I didn't know this until now, but the White House is obliged to respond to to a petition with over 25,000 signatures. This meant they HAD to dignify the request of 30,000+ US citizens that the US construct a full sized, functional Death Star with an answer.

I'm not quite sure what percentage of those 30,000+ citizens realise that using a planet-destroying laser to take out people on the planet on which you live is an ever-so-slightly flawed agenda.....

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Probably won't stop the Chinese, though: [link]

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~SGT-Conley Jan 17, 2013 Student Artist

I hate how corrupt my government is, if only so many of my fellow country men weren't such faithblind zealots.... :C

~Out-Take Jan 15, 2013

Funny how we can get them to notice something like this, but actual problems that we have with this country go overlooked. Yup, the American people really have their priorities straight -_-

~Generalfoley Jan 14, 2013 Student Writer

Weeeeell, it could've been used for good? Just leave out the superlaser, and focus on the plus sides. Space habitation that had an actual gravity well from the size and density of the station itself. Construction efforts in space leading on to greater things. Hell, if we got the thing to move past Earth's gravity field, we could get it to orbit other planets, and study them! It'd be a Forward Operating Base for scientific endeavors.

If it was possible, anyway.

~WickedPrince Jan 14, 2013

I want one! I need it to save me from having my freedom stolen from me by my government.

~AngelsKarith Jan 14, 2013

The fact that its freaking impossible most likely never crossed their minds apperantly

~AngelsKarith Jan 14, 2013

I don't know which is sadder that people wanted a real Death Star built on the only planet humans live on! or that the government would actualy build it

~graden93 Jan 14, 2013

the only problem I can see ,exept for the deadly planet-killing laser, is the amount of iron needed to build a death star. Some of the numbers I heard are as big as 13,000 times the whole WORLDS GDP

*Aikurisu Jan 14, 2013

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*sonic8005 Jan 13, 2013

What is this! Srsly, what is this? Do I even? I don't think I do!

~deviousdante Jan 13, 2013

Sir Jack, Earl of Jolly, I hope you realize that American Logic is very much like the Death Star we so crave. Mostly in that it does not exist.

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