Shop Mobile More Submit  Join Login
Your average American university: www.youtube.com/watch?v=erVewR…

Your average British university: www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5fzmm… / www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6YvpZ…

No reason.

I never went to uni.

As such; I have zero debt.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*



(*granted, that does limit my employment options to drawing boobs or cleaning toilets.....)
  • Listening to: Booming Orchestral Scores
  • Reading: Spiderman: Spider Island
  • Watching: Rude Tube
  • Playing: Minecraft
  • Eating: Cookies
  • Drinking: Water
Add a Comment:
 
:iconnotorious-nerd:
Notorious-Nerd Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2012
YAY FOR DRAWING BOOBIES!!! :dance:
Reply
:iconweird-coma:
weird-coma Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
...Fuck I went to the wrong school, all I got was a worthless piece of paper and 60k in debt.......
Reply
:iconmonarch-of-the-fen:
Monarch-of-the-Fen Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2012
I did go to university, and my career options are: cleaning toilets. So you didn't miss much.
Reply
:icondavidmcawesome:
davidmcawesome Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012
Have I mentioned I love you mr jackson?
Reply
:icontygepc:
Tygepc Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2012
I went to uni and don't have debt either! Never had that much fun though and feel as though I've lost a few years of my life for no reason. I still don't have that many job opportunities, and I am slightly broke.
Reply
:iconpsycho-dragon-girl:
Psycho-Dragon-Girl Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2012  Student Artist
That definitely caught my attention :D Short and sweet!
I plan on heading to a university once i get my minors out of the way.
Reply
:iconmarcusaralius76:
Marcusaralius76 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2012
One huge advantage of my college: Gigantits
Reply
:iconnimbulan:
nimbulan Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2012
Never attended college, but I work next to a lot of people who have. Course I get paid more than they do and I dont have the debt they do either. (im just a lowly factory worker btw)
Reply
:iconkasdren:
Kasdren Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2012  Student General Artist
Why did I go to a four year college!!?! :iconcryingplz:
Reply
:iconedmonddantes:
EdmondDantes Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
Just don't apply to a job that ask you to do both at once Mr. Jackson.

That way lies madness.
Reply
:iconsoulfreeze:
soulfreeze Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Hummm.

You are incorrect.
Reply
:iconvisions-and-dreams:
Visions-and-Dreams Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
lol interesting.....

well im at uni and ill finish it with zero debt... in fact ill finish it will more money in my pocket because we get paid to go...

...yes thats right... PAID.... from 6th form we get paid to go learn everyday... approximately 83 euros a month at university level...more in certain courses..and we are given a SmartCard to spend on books and other things we need for the course.. 100 euros a year in 6th form but at uni...hmm 400 a year easily... my boyfriend in nursing got 900euros this year >< lucky him.... the last two years i didnt need to buy any books but luckily knew the right shop (and its very respectable owner) and spent the cash on my canon eos 1000d camera and just yesterday bought my iPad 2 with the money. Life can be good.
Reply
:iconkasdren:
Kasdren Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2012  Student General Artist
:iconcryingplz:
Reply
:iconsherberttcat:
SherbertTCat Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I flunked out of two colleges. That makes me double awesome.
Reply
:iconmessy-phantom:
messy-phantom Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2012  Student Filmographer
I go to a British university and all I do is make cartoons and film silly things... Don't have to pay for uni either so it's all good :D
Reply
:iconazilemarkizo:
AzileMarkizo Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
I have the sudden urge to transfer from my American university to a British one.
Reply
:iconmackenziex:
MacKenzieX Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2012
Luckily for you, you're really good at drawing boobs. ;)
Reply
:iconmgbgt:
MGBGT Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012
Glad I picked computing and went to a local Scottish University. Nay dept and a degree, in a country run by numpties. Oh who am I kidding.
Reply
:iconterraclaws:
TerraClaws Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012
Wow I laughed so hard.
Reply
:iconsamblob:
SamBlob Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012
<>*granted, that does limit my employment options to drawing boobs or cleaning toilets...</i>

Well, if you're willing to forego morals, dignity, or decency, there's prostitution, drug dealing, or politics...
Reply
:iconantiimage:
AntiImage Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012
guns in the uk? myth
Reply
:iconjollyjack:
jollyjack Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2012
It's not that there aren't any guns here, it's just that the population seem to prefer knives.
(Except the police....they don't seem to carry anything smaller than an MP5)
Reply
:iconbearerofdestruction:
BearerOfDestruction Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012
First than anything, University is highly overrated. Many people I know are very good at what they do (programmers, animators, illustrators) and they dropped out of University because they considered it dumb.

I liked University and stayed till the end but, in retrospective, the couple last terms where a waste of time.

Second, lots and lots of people with majors end up, if not cleaning toilets, driving cabs. That's because they suck at working in jobs related with their majors.

Last but not least. Your drawn boobs exceed any expectations. No University can give you that. It's not like they have a class called "Drawing Boobs 101"
Reply
:iconr0-nin:
r0-nin Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2012
now i'm sure that would be a class with a perfect attendance record.
Reply
:iconwickedseven:
WickedSeven Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012
Nothing wrong with drawing boobs.
Reply
:iconelfinwood:
Elfinwood Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012
LOL, British wins! XD
Reply
:icontheroyalscouter:
theroyalscouter Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Not true, you can also work in a call center/ endless hours of boredom and painful costumers onverstions... but that was only my experience
Reply
:iconpsycho-raseth84:
Psycho-Raseth84 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I'm trying to go. I've been in a full year (I'm suspended this semester because I failed a class). I'm going because I want to get into game development.
Reply
:iconinsane-randomness:
Insane-Randomness Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Well look at it this way, you could have 100k in debt, or be on fire and attacked by zombies.

That said, if I saw those ads on TV, I'd definitely be going too lincoln.
Reply
:iconstevecook23:
stevecook23 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012
I went to the University of Lincoln and I wish TomSka had been there when I was there. Would have been awesome :D
Reply
:iconnoobmister:
Noobmister Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012
Hey, at least you're doing what you love jollyjack.

I came out of Uni with a degree in Software Development aimed within the Games Industry... I'm now working as a Stock Room Clerk for a friends company... >_>
Reply
:icondoktorno:
doktorno Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
In my country, universities are for free. :P

(but of course, there are also paid ones)
Reply
:iconjrhogg:
JRHogg Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012
Ha! Zombie jokes never ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER get old, do they?!
Reply
:iconlysander45:
Lysander45 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012
So...last year I graduated with a 2:2 in Film and Television Studies + Drama and I am saving (poorly) for my due to start MA in Scriptwriting for Screen and Radio in September. Apparently these academic facts mean nothing in the real world. My job is cleaning tins for 8 hours in the local ice cream and cake factory. Occasionally I am asked to scoop apple pie filling into a dispenser or fist dough.

Oh and when I can pay it, there is a bill of £20,000 hanging over my head. Its been accruing interest since the first year I started my degree.

So yeah. Worth it and not so worth it. University in a nutshell.
Reply
:iconrandommode:
Randommode Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
I never went either
Reply
:iconundeceasedjoe:
UndeceasedJoe Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Is it sad that I'm an American and after the two 30 second videos for the University of Lincoln, I really want to check out that school? Any school that has a sense of humor like that is my kind of institution of higher education.

The Boston University video....meh....too drawn out. I couldn't watch it past 2 minutes.
Reply
:iconozwick:
ozwick Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
I live not far from Boston University, and its video is as earnest as I'd expect from its students. That said, the Lincoln ads are wonderful, and surely would strike many BU students as just as worthy, in their own hilarious way.
Reply
:iconhamcha:
Hamcha Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Oh don't worry, You're awesome at drawing boobs.
Reply
:iconcaniban-amgin:
Caniban-Amgin Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012
YAY DRAWING BOOBS!!!!
Reply
:iconprojectzuel:
ProjectZuel Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
God, ten minutes just to advertise your uni? Geez Boston you're putting me to sleep. Lincoln certainly looks interesting....

And don't worry JollyJack, I'm in uni but I'm still considering drawing boobs for profit when I leave...
Reply
:iconchris-the-ninjer:
Chris-the-Ninjer Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012
Currently at Uni.

I don't remember last night at all.



'Nuff said.
Reply
:iconbilfred89:
bilfred89 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012
Blimey, all we ever got attacked by when I went to Lincoln Uni was Swans!
Reply
:iconsexy-kat:
sexy-kat Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
man.... my school advert is boring too

[link]

blegh :p
Reply
:iconxypherian:
Xypherian Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
TomSka.

I knew it.
Reply
:iconmonele:
Monele Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ever thought of trying something new... like drawing toilets and cleaning boobs?
Reply
:iconsexy-kat:
sexy-kat Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
where's the LIKE button now?! lol
Reply
:icongygyman:
gygyman Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012  Student General Artist
Drawing boobs will one day have it's own school... and than the world would be a better place.
Reply
:iconwabefuhon:
Wabefuhon Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012
Screw college.
Reply
:iconclamchowda:
clamchowda Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012
Tom Ridgewell is a magic, magic man.
Reply
:iconcenaris:
Cenaris Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Fantastic strategy. The other one is to go and actually go there for a reason: Study, not blow your income on booze.
Flame wars in 3...2...1...
Reply
Add a Comment:
 
×

:iconjollyjack: More from jollyjack


Featured in Collections


More from DeviantArt



Details

Submitted on
January 25, 2012
Link
Thumb

Stats

Views
45,529 (1 today)
Favourites
9 (who?)
Comments
158
×