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I thought this Jaguar advert was only going to air in the US, but i recently saw it pop up over here, too.
I guess if you're going to hire the likes of Sir Ben F**king Kingsley (full name) and company to peddle your products; you want to go multi-region to get your money's worth.

Theatrics aside, it made me ponder on why Britain has this villainous reputation, and I started to compile a list:

The British Empire was the biggest drug-dealing organisation in history and made a fortune selling opium to China. In the mid 19th century, when the Chinese Emperor tried to stop them, they sent in The Nemesis – basically the Death Star of the era – which proceeded to decimate the entire Chinese fleet. Then they stole Hong Kong.

In an emergency, such as a disaster or terror attack, an intelligence committee is convened. Its codename is “COBRA”.

The British military’s communication network is called “Skynet”.

The UK got screwed over with the Manhattan Project (… ) so they made something worse:

They accidentally build giant, solar weapons -…

Pretty much every territorial dispute across the Middle East and Indian subcontinent is down to the Brits drawing lines on a map at some point over the past 200 years. the hell are we still here? The island is quite clearly populated by Super Villains. Why has no one glassed this rock?!
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wolfbecca Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol, I laughed too hard at that last line. Kudos to the UK!
Kinggigasmon Featured By Owner May 13, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Don't feel bad. We had a hostile takeover of your empire YEARS ago. It's our villainy now. You guys are classic villains, we're modern ones. You guys are mad scientist Lex Luthor, we're evil businessman Luthor.
yamiblade Featured By Owner May 6, 2014
Okay.  I blame the UK if Judgement Day Happens
TheHappy3 Featured By Owner May 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I just came here for the Hiddles :I #shameless
2ndMercWithAMouth Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2014  Student Filmographer
If we did not have you guys, life would be boring.
negativedarkangel Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014
...oh lord.

........well it's not much better here, USA may not be super villains but we're clearly a country of liars and cheats, that or the criminally stupid and criminally ignorant. which admittedly I likely fall into the latter of the two.
Kurotorasempai Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Best journal I've ever read. Thank you. Really, that was great. *laughing*
somercet Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2014
"Britain. They make us look good." -- U.S. Dept of Propaganda
Camoduck Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014
(This may have been said before) Also Britain has been an 'uninvited guest/invader of 90% of all countries in the world at some point in history
quentinlars Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
LMAO... hmmm I could ask the same question about the US....  how have we survived the outrage of every single living being that we've ground down beneath the boot heels of our own Imperial tread????
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